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Toughsky_Shitsky 352 points ago +354 / -2

Praying that hackers turn twatter into MySpace over the next 3-4 months.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 223 points ago +223 / -0

You can almost see the flames from here.

That said, I wish the hacker(s) had some semblance of brains and started tweeting subtle-but-misleading shit, maybe exhorting lefties to do some really dumb things in 'protest' of "Drumpf"... by the end of the week the lefties would all walk around with underwear on their heads and a wooden spoon shoved up their anuses or someshit.

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Necrovoter 74 points ago +74 / -0

It could be an internal cover up job as well. They could blame "hacks" for tweets that they didn't act on before.

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FreeSince76 47 points ago +47 / -0

We're they hacked or did a diversity hire give the controls up? Has anyone verified they were hacked besides Twitter?

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PosterIsDead 32 points ago +32 / -0

It's Chrissy Teigen's fault.

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Amaroq64 26 points ago +26 / -0

What're the chances they just scorched-earth'ed all the checkmarks just to stop Trump from tweeting something really important today?

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rooftoptendie 10 points ago +11 / -1

what do you mean exactly? im not getting it...

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MAGAnic316 5 points ago +5 / -0

This 100%

Every globalist or celeb who tweeted out a pedo # or dressed their kids up as pizza etc will use muh Russian hackers as an excuse

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HuggableBear 21 points ago +21 / -0

Especially since if anybody manages to somehow catch them, they're now looking at thousands of counts of fraud, whereas if they had just trolled the shit out of people for free they would be fucking legends

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DonJr2024 11 points ago +11 / -0

They made 100k. Mind you, robbing a bank at gunpoint might get you more money for less heat.

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I_Used_to_be_me 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m wondering... perhaps it was a money laundering scheme or similar, and those that actually sent money knew/were in on it. Those that sent aren’t scrutinized as much and can claim they fell for a scheme when really they were paying for some particular... services

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NuclearDreams 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah it would be great if more hackers would hit Twitter with scams, then it can gain a reputation as the place where "you can't trust anyone" and then it will fade into obscurity.

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PepisMaximus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idk man, how many people do you think fell for this?

Even if we assume its only really stupid ones they probably made a fair bit of money.

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Hattmall 4 points ago +4 / -0

373 so far.

They have made about $120k

You can check right here.

https://www.blockchain.com/btc/address/bc1qxy2kgdygjrsqtzq2n0yrf2493p83kkfjhx0wlh

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nrjk 27 points ago +27 / -0

walk around with underwear on their heads and a wooden spoon shoved up their anuses

Oh, so just one more of their standard parades.

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JBlaze056 22 points ago +22 / -0

Like they’re not already doing such

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Konsaki 16 points ago +16 / -0

by the end of the week the lefties would all walk around with underwear on their heads and a wooden spoon shoved up their anuses or someshit.

That's a normal Friday night for those idiots...

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 16 points ago +16 / -0

Dude! Pass the joint! I want some of that shit! 🤣🤣🤣

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 18 points ago +18 / -0

True - I was shooting for the funnies.

On a more serious note, they COULD have slid in some real subtle stuff that even their staffers would have a hard time explaining... stuff that would subtly obliterate Lefty unity, or similar. Something akin to Robert Heinlein's explanation of how to best use language and propaganda in the short story If This Goes On...

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh I got the point and that's what makes it's so funny!

And who's to say they haven't or won't jack other people more subtly?

First thought though was this is legal defense for the upcoming legal troubles many in DC are facing. (But I'm a dreamer)

Gotta a new story to read. Thanks.

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F_D_Romanowski 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have far more respect for Tom than I do Jack.

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NegativeRainbow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tom just wanted to be everyone's friend... Who doesn't want lots of friends?

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NvJohansson 7 points ago +7 / -0

You can only piss off so many people so many times.

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

I, too, would like to see Twitter become a Justin Timberlake owned music sharing website.

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RHaas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell yea! Let twitter burn