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Libertas_Vel_Mors 223 points ago +223 / -0

You can almost see the flames from here.

That said, I wish the hacker(s) had some semblance of brains and started tweeting subtle-but-misleading shit, maybe exhorting lefties to do some really dumb things in 'protest' of "Drumpf"... by the end of the week the lefties would all walk around with underwear on their heads and a wooden spoon shoved up their anuses or someshit.

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Necrovoter 74 points ago +74 / -0

It could be an internal cover up job as well. They could blame "hacks" for tweets that they didn't act on before.

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FreeSince76 47 points ago +47 / -0

We're they hacked or did a diversity hire give the controls up? Has anyone verified they were hacked besides Twitter?

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Necrovoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

all 17 79 intelligence agencies.

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PosterIsDead 32 points ago +32 / -0

It's Chrissy Teigen's fault.

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Amaroq64 26 points ago +26 / -0

What're the chances they just scorched-earth'ed all the checkmarks just to stop Trump from tweeting something really important today?

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fjobb 14 points ago +14 / -0

They are such zealots I wouldn’t be surprised if they were to do it for an extended time to prevent Trump from using it leading up to election, and forcing him to rely on msm more.

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NPC1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

He has the national announcement thing if it’s REALLY important.

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goodatlife123 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very high

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swanzinator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seems like a golden opportunity for Trump to announce he’s using Parler or Gab going forward since Twitter can’t get their shit together.

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rooftoptendie 10 points ago +11 / -1

what do you mean exactly? im not getting it...

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RuleoVicus 20 points ago +20 / -0

I didn't post that pro-pedo shit, I was "hacked".

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are lots of scenarios.

Let's say there is a democrat and a republican candidate for a given office. The republican candidate has an "objectionbable" tweet removed, but the democrat with a similar tweet does not. Twitter can claim that their servers were compromised by hackers, for who knows how long, and that they weren't intentionally interfering with elections.

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MAGAnic316 5 points ago +5 / -0

This 100%

Every globalist or celeb who tweeted out a pedo # or dressed their kids up as pizza etc will use muh Russian hackers as an excuse

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HuggableBear 21 points ago +21 / -0

Especially since if anybody manages to somehow catch them, they're now looking at thousands of counts of fraud, whereas if they had just trolled the shit out of people for free they would be fucking legends

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DonJr2024 11 points ago +11 / -0

They made 100k. Mind you, robbing a bank at gunpoint might get you more money for less heat.

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I_Used_to_be_me 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m wondering... perhaps it was a money laundering scheme or similar, and those that actually sent money knew/were in on it. Those that sent aren’t scrutinized as much and can claim they fell for a scheme when really they were paying for some particular... services

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PepisMaximus 3 points ago +4 / -1

Why would you need a scheme this complex to launder bitcoin?

You can just wash it by splitting it up and trading it between multiple currencies before spending.

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walls4america 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was exactly my thoughts. To send Bitcoin, these "victims" would have to be very knowledgeable in it and technology. And have those thousands in their accounts with easy access. I know people with Bitcoin, besides myself, and we don't have that much money in Bitcoin. If we ever managed to have $1,000, it's for sure we wouldn't send it all in just because a Twitter post said we'd get double back if we sent it in. The "offer" was only for 30 minutes, it said. How did so many people with that much in Bitcoin know to look at these blue checked accounts right at that time these were tweeted, unless it was planned??

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FromSethWithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like Wayfair industrial baby nursery decorations

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Trumpenproletariat 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is Monero?

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lanre 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. That would be pretty epic.

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NuclearDreams 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah it would be great if more hackers would hit Twitter with scams, then it can gain a reputation as the place where "you can't trust anyone" and then it will fade into obscurity.

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PepisMaximus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idk man, how many people do you think fell for this?

Even if we assume its only really stupid ones they probably made a fair bit of money.

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Hattmall 4 points ago +4 / -0

373 so far.

They have made about $120k

You can check right here.

https://www.blockchain.com/btc/address/bc1qxy2kgdygjrsqtzq2n0yrf2493p83kkfjhx0wlh

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's no way for the hackers to get that money out. If whoever has the key tries to move it out they'll be picked up within the hour , anywhere on earth.

It more like a spoiler sending all the followers of the blue check cult dirty cybercoin into the void.

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nrjk 27 points ago +27 / -0

walk around with underwear on their heads and a wooden spoon shoved up their anuses

Oh, so just one more of their standard parades.

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JBlaze056 22 points ago +22 / -0

Like they’re not already doing such

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Konsaki 16 points ago +16 / -0

by the end of the week the lefties would all walk around with underwear on their heads and a wooden spoon shoved up their anuses or someshit.

That's a normal Friday night for those idiots...

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 16 points ago +16 / -0

Dude! Pass the joint! I want some of that shit! 🤣🤣🤣

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 18 points ago +18 / -0

True - I was shooting for the funnies.

On a more serious note, they COULD have slid in some real subtle stuff that even their staffers would have a hard time explaining... stuff that would subtly obliterate Lefty unity, or similar. Something akin to Robert Heinlein's explanation of how to best use language and propaganda in the short story If This Goes On...

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh I got the point and that's what makes it's so funny!

And who's to say they haven't or won't jack other people more subtly?

First thought though was this is legal defense for the upcoming legal troubles many in DC are facing. (But I'm a dreamer)

Gotta a new story to read. Thanks.