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Quoc01 31 points ago +31 / -0

How to make a quick $100M.

Step 1: Buy LOTS of Puts on AMZN.

Step 2: Tweet from Bezos: "I apologize for any crimes I may have committed while visiting the home of my late friend Jeffrey Epstein. I will be stepping down from Amazon effective immediately."

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malthrax 11 points ago +11 / -0

"... stepping down from Amazon effective immediately and living the remainder of my life as a gay xir of color."

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KAGMAGIC2020 8 points ago +9 / -1

See now that's smart thinking. This Twitter hack is getting 50k of bitcoin lmao

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undepressor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Come to think, who is to say the same entity didn't have a much larger gambit and the bitcoin scam was just a red herring? Like an assassin stealing a target's wallet to give the appearance of a more meaningless crime.

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Quoc01 7 points ago +7 / -0

This guy only made 100kmso far. So dumb.