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Twitter disables tweeting from blue check accounts after failing to get a grip on almost 2 hours of consecutive hacks. (media.patriots.win) 🐓 tendies 🍗
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– GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

For what?? When Twitter fucks up, why the hell would the Empire wanna fix it? :p

If Twitter wasn't imploding inside its own ass, we'd fire the Death Star at it.

(and no, the Galactic Empire doesn't mind at all that you assumed the gender of the troops--because you're right, they're all male, we wanted to avoid lawsuits over women being oppressed by getting put in circumstances where they could get shot)

Edit: Oh, and by the way? That username? "ROGUE"?? I'll have you know Palpatine is a bit offended by that name, after what happened at Scarif--you might wanna consider changing it. :)

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