I’ve been here for 23 years. I’ve been single for most of them because I need a manly man that can handle my shit. So many effeminate men in the city. For every one woman there’s at least 6 gay men.
I made bacon the other day, and a family member from down the street suddenly walks in unexpectedly then grabs a piece of bacon and it's gone. It nearly started a brawl, don't step to my bacon. 😆
Butt-hole faced mayor, insane amount of shootings every week and defunding the police… But at least you still have Uno‘s... right? Leave. While. You. Can.
I left Illinois over two decades ago, alone on a train, for the Gulf coast. Best decision ever. Not sure what you do, but maybe check salaries in southern red states too. Might be the start of a new adventure!
They did so much gross stuff, haha. Like when the steel dossier came out they were posting art of women pissing on Trump but made him all fat and deformed. When he and Kim were saber rattling over our nuclear arsenals, they were posting art of them both being fat and deformed and trying to lift up their bellies to measure their penises.
Art is a window to the artist's soul, and the left's souls are gross, lol.
That's a fucking savage insult. How could you be so mean to your puppy by comparing its asshole to that THING?!
Pupper abuse isn't very MAGA.
not the dogs fault she looks like it's butthole
I’d still rather stare into Ben’s butthole rather than stomach my commie mayor’s pressers.
I hope you didnt move next to the Wendys.
Is she wearing Daisy Dukes, got her gingham shirt provacatively tied up,and chewing lazily on a blade of grass now?
I'll just assume that to be the case
I’ve been here for 23 years. I’ve been single for most of them because I need a manly man that can handle my shit. So many effeminate men in the city. For every one woman there’s at least 6 gay men.
STICKIED!
FUCKIN LOVE THE MODS!
Corporate needs you to find the differences between the two pictures.
Yeah she needs to put some preparation H on that thing.
I think you’re onto something. There’s no way she does not smoke crack. She has the face of all the tweakers humping garbage cans in my neighborhood.
“They’re the same picture”
Of all the shitposts I have laughed at today, this one definitely takes first place.
Congratulations on the win today! (Damn, I am still laughing at this shit)
My sister is still trying to figure out why I asked her to take a picture of her dog’s butthole after I told her “IT’S FOR RESEARCH”.
lol
If you had done that to my dogs they would've snapped at you, lol. My dogs have developed high standards of dignity. 😁😆
Uncanny
When it makes that bulged pretzel knot face, a turd is bound to drop.
The left one looks worse
Butthole + satan = worse
That dog just wants my bacon strips
Fair point. Everyone always steals bacon before breakfast/dinner is even ready lol
I made bacon the other day, and a family member from down the street suddenly walks in unexpectedly then grabs a piece of bacon and it's gone. It nearly started a brawl, don't step to my bacon. 😆
Dogs have a wonderful soul, it's real, and it's genuine.
It's the same picture.
Goblin lady! Has the last name for it too!
Updoots. So many coming
That's mean. I can't believe it got 839 up-votes. Well, 840 because I up-voted it too. But it's so mean.
Hahahaha that’s fucking hilarious
Gross
I can't tell the difference
This post is ASSHOE
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!
Lori Lightfoot swore allegiance to the New World Order!
I had high hopes for her and supported her after my top choice Paul Vallas got massacred in the primary. She has let me down.
That was all she could ever do. Just like obama.
Silly goose.
Funny thing is....less shit comes out of the dogs asshole!!
I'm really offended that you posted a picture of an asshole. Next time let's just see the puppy.
Well, there's only a 50/50 chance the one on the right is a bitch
Very similar. Butt, have a bit more respect for your dog.
Butt-hole faced mayor, insane amount of shootings every week and defunding the police… But at least you still have Uno‘s... right? Leave. While. You. Can.
I am. Looking to live closer to my pops in East Tennessee. Salaries are shit For what I do though.
I left Illinois over two decades ago, alone on a train, for the Gulf coast. Best decision ever. Not sure what you do, but maybe check salaries in southern red states too. Might be the start of a new adventure!
Yes, the illegal aliens at Uno's make a better pizza than the illegal aliens at Due's... the illegal aliens at every other pizza place come in third.
I don’t see the difference
Why did you post the same photo ?
Such an embarrassment for the once great City of Chicago. Nauseating really. I thought Rham was nasty...
Going the way of the once great city of Detroit.
Larry Larry, why ya buggin'?
IDENTICAL
Dead ringer.
Before I saw the photograph I was thinking it would be Andrew Gillum.
Omg!! 🤯
For the love of God, Pixelate that thing on the left
That's a nasty bootyhole pic... what's that on the right?
Is this one of those "find the difference" games?
"If my dog had a face like that, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards!"
https://www.google.com/search?q=frank+the+pug&oq=frank&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j69i59j46l3.2717j0j7&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=cI3p8O2NmRDs4M
Same picture
Sorry, I guess I am a little slow. I see the puppy asshole but what is the thing on the right?
somalis in general are ugly, but this lizard dyke is downright painful to look at
Uhm... they're the same, exact photo. What am I missing?
Chicago showing off its butthole.
Yuck. I don't want to be like the gross leftists who were photoshopping buttholes over Trump's mouth.
Lol thanks I hadn't heard that.
They did so much gross stuff, haha. Like when the steel dossier came out they were posting art of women pissing on Trump but made him all fat and deformed. When he and Kim were saber rattling over our nuclear arsenals, they were posting art of them both being fat and deformed and trying to lift up their bellies to measure their penises.
Art is a window to the artist's soul, and the left's souls are gross, lol.
The resemblance is uncanny
https://images.app.goo.gl/cgzrJJnRfUhCHxeV6
It's the same picture
I spit out my milk. I’m dying here.
On this day, I learned the hole truth.