I took a trip to to CA a couple years back and went to Mission Beach, the homeless people had cell phones and people just fed them fast food every day. Every time I'd walked through it was the same people, sitting there in their cell phones with a sign that says they need help. Around lunch time they'd always have pizza or some other takeout and be there eating it. They slept on the beach.

I was like holy shit, these guys are living the dream! Maybe I should be homeless in America!