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Babylon Bee (i.postimg.cc) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by RU_joe_king ago by RU_joe_king +4317 / -0
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Peashout 33 points ago +33 / -0

Clown World.

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NomadicKrow 11 points ago +11 / -0

I am Pagliacci in this clown world.

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FreeJack2020 24 points ago +25 / -1

this reminds me of that video clip in nyc i think with the crazy trans dude on the segway who confronted those blm dudes and got his ass jumped by a couple of there masked thugs. LOL What did they expect would happen? Without security all goes to dust. Fuck Commies and their brainless allies on the left.

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bellcurvestrikesback 12 points ago +12 / -0

"at least they were wearing masks!"

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s so sad that today a lot of people would take this statement seriously.

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Peashout 10 points ago +10 / -0

What happened to pride month.

Replaced.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 4 points ago +4 / -0

By Juneteemf

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friendofno1 2 points ago +2 / -0

*Jumeteeemf ma nigga

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Madman2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was funneled to the Joepedo.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 12 points ago +12 / -0

... all that support went to buy Newports and Colt45.

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citizenmoon 11 points ago +11 / -0

lol none went to black people and none ever will.

It went to NGO 'fund of funds' in DC or west coast to wash. Salaries will be ~$100-200k for midlevel and they will milk this windfall for years to come.

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well George Floyd was buried in a gold casket so...

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VelveetaJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s racist!!!

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InarosPrime 45 points ago +45 / -0

The CEO of reputable news site The Babylon Bee, Seth Dillon, immediately ran out and got a MAGA neck tattoo. He already had one on his lower back...

So he has a Tramp Trump Stamp

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raven0ak 8 points ago +8 / -0

CNN's CEO, Bob CNN, tried to announce his support for Trump as a last-ditch effort to get liberals to boycott it and conversatives to rally around the station and start watching it, but no one believed him, sadly.

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edxzxz 21 points ago +21 / -0

That was well worth the click! They have some funny stuff, but this is GOLD!

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PurestEvil 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haha I like how they always bring up "CNN's CEO, Bob CNN."

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Amaroq64 13 points ago +14 / -1

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE SEEN ALL YEAR

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

And one of the recommended articles about Goliath dying from the Sinos Infection... I need to read this site more!

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GigEmAgs1876 32 points ago +32 / -0

I just went to the store today, and Wegman's had changed their aisle guide to specifically state "Goya" on aisle 10 (or whatever # it was), almost like it's it's own type of food and not just a brand. Yeah, that boycott's been rough, alright!

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Aambrick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only the small stores aka "Ma & Pa" stores.

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ParadigmShift2070 7 points ago +7 / -0

Goya has its own section in about half of grocery stores I've been to, I guess it depends on how much variety of their products were being sold. If the store just sells Goya canned or dried beans, it'll just be mixed with other brands on the shelves. It the store sells their other Hispanics centric food products, it'll have its own section in the 'ethnic' food isle

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VelveetaJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s racist!!!

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GuerillaYourDreams 7 points ago +7 / -0

Winn Dixie had grouped all the Goya stuff together.

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bellcurvestrikesback 4 points ago +4 / -0

It wasn't like that before? Sounds like Wegman's may be hip to the news as well and supportive of it.

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pyre2001 25 points ago +25 / -0

We're almost at the point where there's going to be two companies for everything. One for left and one for the right. I'm not sure we can live together anymore.

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BillionsAndBillions 29 points ago +29 / -0

I'm fine with a divorce, but we get the house.

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GuerillaYourDreams 19 points ago +19 / -0

The White one.

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BillionsAndBillions 20 points ago +20 / -0

I was thinking the country as a whole. The left can leave.

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm so stealing that.

Brilliant.

We get the house, they get some money to start over, and they move out. Preferably to a different continent.

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MarcusOrbelious 8 points ago +8 / -0

How will the left's companies survive? Sooner or later companies will realize the majority of their profits come from advertising to the right. The products that cater to Hollywood and other wealthy Leftists are sought out, not advertised to.

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Drobuwp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Onion vs. Babylon Bee

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bellcurvestrikesback 27 points ago +27 / -0

It really is a real life proof-of-concept of the phrase "the left cant meme."

The onion took a turn left and lost all their panache, whereas the bee hangs in center right field and drops bombs over baghdad on the daily

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NADSAQ 7 points ago +7 / -0

My favorite thing to do is catch a fresh The Onion article in the first 15 minutes and drop a comment somehow related to Michelle Obama having a dick.

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friendofno1 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know the reason you never actually see her dick? Bc it’s usually inside Barack.

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Elvathelion 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes! I am old enough to remember when the Onion was funny, but they went rotten at some point some years ago.

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blacktankguy 17 points ago +17 / -0

Laughs in Goya Beans

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RU_joe_king [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

thanks for the sticky mods.

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Amaroq64 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's kind of funny when you realize the amount of goya products being sold gives a better representation of Trump's support than mainstream media polls.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

It also shows we are not racist.

We're all going out and buying products marketed to Hispanics because we support the CEO's support of President Trump and his courage in not bending over for the commie mob.

In other words, we support the CEO's character.

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freedom_bigly 12 points ago +12 / -0

Again the Bee sounds like an actual headline. This would work bigly.

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NeverBeFat 10 points ago +10 / -0

For a satire site, Babylon Bee is more accurate than a lot of news sites.

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Jsmitty112 10 points ago +10 / -0

If I was a ceo of a major company I would come out all guns blazing for Trump! For many reasons!

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HanAssholeSolo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol, “which was probably in response to something dumb that happened”. That’s my new line.

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4touchdownbundy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great handle, but Pepe wants to know if you stole

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iVote 9 points ago +9 / -0

Boycotts are good for business!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 8 points ago +8 / -0

This will become another meme that goes beyond dream and becomes reality.

If I were a consumer products CEO (especially a second/third tier food supplier), I'd hire a BLM asshole to trash my company for supporting Trump .. just so that I could go on TV and pay homage to the Orange Man.

Instant sales spike.

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Choppermagic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wendys bends to BLM...gets their stores burned down. GOYA supports Trump and sales skyrocket.

Hmmmm.... who has the jobs and money?

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HeftyAdministration8 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's extra crazy - they still won't support Trump. Not even to make money.

🤡🌏

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GuerillaYourDreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great marketing plan!! 🤣🤣

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GregTheTraceur 5 points ago +5 / -0

Honestly, at this point I'm just kind of impressed that BB has managed to keep making headlines that are more ridiculous than real life.

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turribleNightWork 3 points ago +3 / -0

Getting harder and harder

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FUCK_TYLER 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wish a mf would... I’ll still buy 🤣

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Raizen7 4 points ago +4 / -0

remember chick fil a?

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OrenthalJamesObama 2 points ago +2 / -0

Won’t be long until they start opening on Sunday.

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Southern_Belle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barely.

They went woke.

So I erased them from my memory.

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AnAngryPotato 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm surprised they haven't done it for real. We clearly demonstrated we have the purchasing power to benefit those brave enough to stand up to the mob.

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats some inter-dimensional cable TV writing right there.

I dont want this to stop.

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testing123 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would love to publicly announce that so my company gets some love. It's a "satire" post, but not really.

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MentalyStable 3 points ago +3 / -0

If certain companies don’t support Trump then assume they are backed by China.

Archive and never forget.

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂

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Tonightm05 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brand has always thought if it gets 100 retweets its profits will go up.

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Smagyarown 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could see Gillette doing that.

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Ultimaterializer 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's sad is if the media was just honest upfront, Trump probably would have lost in 2016. But they had to be so laughably obnoxious right from day one that it caused a huge Streisand Effect.

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Neophilus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t know, HRC was a bad candidate of historical portions. She lacked the basic political ability to hide her utter contempt for her own supporters. Her husband was a serial rapist, she sold international policy influence through her foundation. She was credibly tied to a multiple-murder conspiracy, lies to the FBI, did shady deals on a private Server then destroyed it when ordered to turn it over. I’d almost wonder how the DNC ever thought she would win, but we get Joe Biden now so clearly they are insane.

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Mark0alag0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Neh, the CEOs are too busy composing company emails about how in the face of systemic racism their company honors and values diversity and inclusion and respect the contributions of POC .....and getting photos posted of themselves where they are holding a black baby while letting it suck on the CEOs nipple (male CEOs included).

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