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Threaper666 161 points ago +162 / -1

Looking at this makes me proud to be a hwite man. Do you have a poster for black people?

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macrolinx 85 points ago +85 / -0

Right! If this what "whiteness" is I'd like to see what they consider "blackness" to be.

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anenzymaticboom 26 points ago +26 / -0

Something like this? spez: for the record, I do not agree with any of this. It does seem that they are implying non-"whiteness" with uncivilized proto-humans.

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rootGoose 17 points ago +17 / -0

Not to mention all those “bland” restaurants white people run and flock to.

Edit: Is this what they have in mind when they talk about not-bland?

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Bluestorm83 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Steak and Potatoes." Which cuts out 99.999999999% of Italian, Spanish, French, Nordic, English, Irish, Scottish, etc. meals. It's ONE meal, that I have ALWAYS mocked as being tasteless.

Fuck, this makes me too angry.

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Peashout 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tasteless? Use more garlic.

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be fair, it was being prepared by my parents, when I was much, much younger. These days if I eat a steak (still isn't one of my favorites,) I make damn sure it's seasoned, marinated, given some sort of treatment with actual INGREDIENTS. Same with the Potato. No more "We boiled these. Eat them." Cooking is one of the two Great Arts (the other being Architecture, as they are the only arts that actually provide something necessary.) To combine Meat and Fire and leave it at that is an insult to both Meat AND Fire.

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bigmikespen15 7 points ago +8 / -1

Tells me they never had a ribeye.

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Mr_Pink 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our immigrants and their descendants make better curries than their home countries do. We used to have properly shit food but that was the other side of the millennium. We also make things like the Dorset Naga, the hottest pepper in the world before America grabbed the number one spot with the Carolina Reaper.

Anyone who thinks steak and potatoes is bland though is an idiot. Steak is so flavoursome it needs no sauce, and potatoes are one of the best foods in the whole damned world. How spicy they are is entirely up to the consumer. Thats like saying if you eat rice on the side then your vindaloo is shit.

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Saffron 32 points ago +32 / -0

I mean im a fairly cultured white cracker so I'll go for it.

  1. Be a real nigga
  2. Get money nigga
  3. Fuck hoes and get money my nigga
  4. Fuck child support nigga
  5. Stay strapped
  6. We WAS kangs nigga all white history is fake
  7. Fuck science nigga, aint no white cracker went to the moon
  8. Stay strapped
  9. Jesus was black
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DixMcCoy 22 points ago +22 / -0

the opposite of the above

being lazy

lack of personal responsibility

rugged collectivism

et cetera...

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rootGoose 18 points ago +18 / -0

rugged collectivism weak dependency

FTFY

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John789 42 points ago +42 / -0

I want to print this out, hang it on my wall, and use it as rules to live by.

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weebrian 24 points ago +24 / -0

This is exactly how I was raised. Worked out well so far. Guess I’ll keep being white.

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powershellder 23 points ago +23 / -0

I’m Asian, but I want to live like this too. Do I paint my skin or....?

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Throwaway_Test 20 points ago +20 / -0

If you live like this, you ain't Asian.

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Southern_Belle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm very interested in questions of race and ethnicity, especially the notion of "whiteness."

Care to elaborate on her wanting to be white?

What does white mean to her?

What aspects of whiteness did she want to take on?

Thank you for your input.

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Tom_Brett 15 points ago +15 / -0

White and Asian people, we get each other already.

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glevert 8 points ago +9 / -1

Stay your cute self and aspire to excel. MAGA comes in all shades.

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Konig 6 points ago +7 / -1

Blah

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panthicc [S] 31 points ago +31 / -0

The fact there's NOT a poster for "blackness" under the list of topics by the "National Museum of African American History & Culture" is really telling in itself.

The African American History & Culture museum is more concerned about white history than it is about black history. Their other topics include white supremacy, antiracism (only white on black racism though), and how race is a social construct made up by whitey.

It's entirely about white people being bad and POC being oppressed and includes nothing about the accomplishments or empowerment of black people. Interesting.

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BigBobbyB 16 points ago +16 / -0

Wait, if race is a social construct, then how come there's even such a thing as white people to make it up?

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 23 points ago +23 / -0

Right? This reads like an add that's trying to get me to move somewhere.

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trailerman168233 10 points ago +11 / -1

I do most of these things. my kids have bedrooms. Fuck around find out.

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Iosevus 64 points ago +64 / -0

Wait, is this supposed to be an insult?

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Donarudo_Taranpu 38 points ago +38 / -0

It's like a list of things to be proud of. Or a check list for how to raise children.

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latsbruh 63 points ago +64 / -1

"European culture" and "bland is best" said by someone whos never traveled but totally knows about other cultures.

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Threaper666 40 points ago +40 / -0

Considering that most blacks order their steaks well done and soul food is just Southern cuisine. I don't want to hear jack squat of whites just liking bland food.

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Meatbank84 49 points ago +49 / -0

That triggered me the most. There’s nothing bland about steak and potatoes unless you fucking suck at cooking. I have over 50 potato recipes in my head and multiple ways I cook steaks.

And I like being a rugged individual. Fuck these racist joggers and their Marxist trash. People are more complex than a list of racial traits from an RPG manual.

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Konig 26 points ago +26 / -0

Reverse searing a sirloin to medium rare perfection in a smoker served with a rosemary, thyme and garlic compound butter, white cheddar garlic mashed potatoes and roasted balsamic vinegar brussel sprouts is apparently bland. 🤷‍♂️

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Throwaway_Test 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nice work...........nice work.............

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Donarudo_Taranpu 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yeah, that's true. Went to a company outing at a hibachi place. The boss is paying, so everyone is getting some combo of filet mignon and seafood. The ONE black girl orders hers well done... You want to talk about bland... Well done steak? The fuck.

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Threaper666 23 points ago +23 / -0

I am a Chef. The only people who order their steaks well done are blacks and children.

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Modus_Pwninz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black people are apparently scared of meat germs to a point of superstition. Apparently it's a common thing for them to wash their meat after they buy it, and they mock the fact that whites generally do not do this.

I dunno', saw threads talking about it online, black people just laying the fuck into the idea that white people don't wash meat after it arrives home and all of the black people saying yaaaassss this is key! And I was just like....what the actual fuck good does rinsing the outside of a piece of chicken or beef do you, Ma'am? Sir? Anyone?

The best argument I saw was that it washes potential contaminants off from the butcher, but even that's retarded.

I dunno', guess that's just my objective logical whiteness showing. Kek.

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Threaper666 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a chef working in the food industry. The most common reason for rinsing meat off is to try and get it from smelling if it isn't as fresh as it should be.(Like shrimp or chicken) The best way to kill germs is by cooking it. Now, I do recommend washing your vegetables.

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Throwaway_Test 18 points ago +18 / -0

When I was growing up, my parents cooked every meat all the way through. My mother was paranoid about germs. She served only well-done hamburgers made from ground chuck. When I learned to cook, the first time I made hamburgers from sirloin and cooked them to about medium. It was an entirely different food. My mom also only ever used margarine. Ugh.

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Peashout 1 point ago +1 / -0

Toss some chorizo sausage in the grind next time. Best burger I ever ate, and I made it from scratch.

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pogo0802 19 points ago +19 / -0

It's also a low-key dig at the poor.

Historically speaking possessing spices to flavor and preserve food was for the wealthy due to their exotic nature. In fact demand for spice drove economies in such a way you could almost argue white people's demand for flavor drove some of the more barbaric aspects of regular society...

So ignoring the fact white culture's food is actually way broader than it's suggesting... it's also just saying "Haha, you couldn't afford the good shit!"

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TheNatureOfBobo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Class was my first thought too. Potatoes are traditionally poor people food. Of course, they'd have to admit that poor white people exist(ed)...

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Donarudo_Taranpu 14 points ago +14 / -0

Some heathen who doesn't like steak and potatoes. That's a fucking great meal dude. Beats the hell out of "spoiled meat (spiced heavily, to hide the taste of spoiled meat) served over rice". That's the origins of most foreign food.

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latsbruh 3 points ago +6 / -3

Never had fermented foods? Jerky? Just because something is preserved, it doesn’t mean it’s spoiled, actually it’s the opposite. It’s steak and potatoes, chill

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FromSethWithLove 14 points ago +14 / -0

Most ethnic foods from hot climates existed before refrigeration, so man has a point

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latsbruh 1 point ago +2 / -1

burying stored food in the ground was used as well. not to mention root cellars. but getting your panties in a bunch because salt is a bit much

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FromSethWithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even ketchup was invented to cover the taste of meat that was starting to spoil. He's wasn't talking about preserved foods, he's literally talking about spoiled meat

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latsbruh 2 points ago +2 / -0

hes the one who brought up spoiled meat because he thinks spices existed only to cover up spoiled meat. "Basically anything that has spice, only has it because its spoiled. My proof is when it actually is used to cover the taste, therefore all spices cover spoiled meat flavor. My strawman is supreme, you lose"

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude you killed that strawman. Now I have to order Korean BBQ; uno reverso, I win

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semblanceofsanity 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because French Cuisine and Irish "Cuisine" are totally indistinguishable.

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latsbruh 1 point ago +2 / -1

wine and whiskey are basically the same thing man. Not sure why youre using quotes on cuisine though

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Modus_Pwninz 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Steak & Potatoes, bland is best"

This is one of the more puzzling myths that I've seen black people believe about white people. That white people are somehow adverse to herbs and spices. They like to say that we make chicken and out nothing on it, but I've literally never seen anyone do that. Indeed, some of the most popular chicken in the world (KFC) is famous for it's herbs and spices, and it was invented by a white guy from Kentucky.

My house has drawers and cabinets specifically to accommodate all of the spices. All of the door space in the 'fridge is bottle of hot sauce and other condiments.

No famous BBQ pit master throws meat on the smoker and puts nothing on it.

I will never understand where this myth came from, it's so incorrect that I don't even know how it came about.

It's also how you can tell this entire print was made by a lazy, butthurt black person.

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latsbruh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lazy and butthurt is right. Plus, Hillary keeps hot sauce in her purse all the time!

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DixMcCoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

based spice keeper

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ForHumans 50 points ago +50 / -0

This redpilled my libtard mom pretty good

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honeymussie 42 points ago +42 / -0

It's just like they made a poster of how to become successful, they didn't put enough hate whitey into this one.

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Brownshoeblues 39 points ago +39 / -0

Scientific method, LOL WHAT ELSE IS THERE? This is what they mean when they say "new ways of knowing", totally ambiguous nonsense.

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RobbStarksHead 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Lived experiences"

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NoCommies 15 points ago +15 / -0

"My truth"

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TheNatureOfBobo 4 points ago +4 / -0

"shit I think for whatever reason, regardless of evidence or logic" (or "autoethnography" if you want to know the academic term)

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QueenMAGA 32 points ago +32 / -0

They're trying to villianize individualism so people wont think for themselves and nuclear families so people will be isolated. Stupid and weak; 'an unaware and compliant citizenry', if you will.

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panthicc [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

This. They're trying to cast doubt on obvious truths and objective good so that useful idiots can be even more useful to them. Why else would anybody try to impose the idea that believing "hard work is the key to success" and "tomorrow will be a better day" are things you need to unlearn? It's because these are all the things that make a person harder to control.

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AnotherPedeInTheWall 30 points ago +31 / -1

They misspelled western culture again.

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baxleyLennon 15 points ago +15 / -0

And in a lot ways misspelled east asian and in other ways muslim culture. There are some pretty universal aspects of humanity that they just want to destroy cuz they hate their dads or something.

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DixMcCoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

do they know who their dads are?

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Dirk_Diggler 29 points ago +29 / -0

Man, I hate to say this but these aren't "white" things. This is just civilized society things. Anybody can follow these criteria for self improvement as well as societal improvements.

But if they want to play the race game on this one, feel free ro culturally appropriate it. "White" people will not be insulted by it, I assure you.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 11 points ago +11 / -0

Makes me wonder if "civilized society" really is just "white society".

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maximus_galt3 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's the other way around. All civilized societies share these attributes in large part.

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UglyPete 15 points ago +15 / -0

I thought this was a parody, holy shit.

It’s ok to be white. It’s ok to want to have a wife and children and support that wife and your children.

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FromSethWithLove 7 points ago +7 / -0

Aaaah smash the patriarchy!!!

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Destroy the nuclear family!

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, sweet username

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gamexa 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ok? Being white is awesome, just look at this poster.

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RIB4ever 19 points ago +19 / -0

Tomorrow will be better

Damn white people and their... dogged optimism!

Be polite

Damn white people and their...manners!

I get it, is this organization some white supremacist front that's just trying to fool people?

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TheViking 6 points ago +7 / -1

Right! I'm convinced this is a troll.

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TearofLys 10 points ago +10 / -0

HIstory: Primacy of western (Greek, Roman) and Judeo-Christian tradition.

First, yes a focus on western civilization because we are a part of western civilization and it is the predominant civilization in the world, leading the way in virtually every metric. Second, they mention early civilizations that served as building blocks for modern western civilization (the greeks and romans), but accidentally (or perhaps purposefully) left out some great civilizations of the time (e.g. the Phoenicians, the Persians). These civilizations were all centered around the mediteranean and northern europeans were still pretty much barbarians running around in the snow. Hannibal Barca, one of the most famous generals in history, hailed from North Africa.

Also, a key component of being included in the teaching of history is a written language. If nothing was recorded in writing, it makes it that much more difficult to capture the history and essence of these societies. It's why we don't know much about the history of sub-saharan africa - a written language was never a part of that society until the European colonists introduced it.

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Shmekelstein 9 points ago +9 / -0

"And since white people still hold most of the institutional power in America".....

LOL. Ya....."fellow whites"

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20MagnusKonrad20 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ingram just had an amazing segment on this and the "discussion" between the two guests left me speechless.

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cara_c 8 points ago +8 / -0

There are many good values and behaviors listed here that result in the kind of success America has had as a nation built and populated largely by whites (about 90% until the 1960s). But in some cases, this list is presumptuous and insulting. For just one example, we don't believe in "Win at all costs" unless the stakes are life and death. In general, we teach our children good sportsmanship, which means doing their best, playing fair, being gracious defeated, and trying to do better next time. "Win at all costs" means "Kneecap your opponent." America was horrified when Tanya Harding seemingly did just that to Nancy Kerrigan.

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panthicc [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

It could be argued that that's to "keep up appearances" so to speak. You can't just have a list of entirely positive things or even the smoothest of brains would be skeptical.

But by mixing in some insulting characterizations, you can manipulate these people into conflating the good with the bad.

"Well I KNOW a win at all costs mentality is bad, so respecting authority must also be bad."

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just-a-pleb 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd say the "win at all costs" thing is more of a Latin America thing. They seem to be pretty sore losers from my experience.

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UrbanCommando 3 points ago +3 / -0

The "Win at all costs" thing is for when things get REALLY bad, like WW2, or the upcoming race war.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's like a great big list of things that make life on this planet fucking great.

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f_bastiat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Take every one of these points, figure out what the opposite of it is, and thats what the NMAAHC thinks it means to be black. I dont think I've ever read anything so vile and racist in my entire life, how can someone think so little of people because of their skin color? Black people should be shouting from the roof tops about this racist bullshit.

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SamQuentin1 6 points ago +6 / -0

The world just discovered a whole deck of these cards

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Hardcouer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Daily Stormer is probably endorsing content from an African American Museum for the first time.

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terem 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you think there's something damn familiar here, you're right. It's a description of the so-called "toxic masculinity" , the same ideology you've already seen squealing and screaming for the past few years. Now it's just called "whiteness."

We are witnessing a creepy phenomenon: the advanced thought of advanced countries stigmatizes personal strength and a strong personality in all its manifestations.

To believe in one's own strength is "evil". Relying on your own efforts is "evil". Respecting someone else's power is evil. Striving to be faster and stronger is evil.

And, of course, the separate and special "evil" is following strong cultural and religious traditions.

What is especially dangerous in this ideology ? It tends to regard all forms of inferiority as a "special value". It denies the very existence of inferiority. A battered lesbo-Islamic feminist with a bipolar disorder and Asperger is not an odrinary person with mental diagnoses anymore. According to this new ideology these are "gifts".. To call her a disabled or mentally ill person (which she is definitely) according to these ideologies is to commit a most Evil Thing In History.

No matter how activists of this ideology are crying they are the harbinger of the shining morning, this ideolody is aimed at at leaving Negroes being Negroes, savages being savages, disabled being disabled.

Under a false claims about their "uniqueness and value".

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Dallasguy 5 points ago +5 / -0

TIL my grandfather was white all those years he was in the Philippines.

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Winter_huntress 5 points ago +5 / -0

anyone else find it funny that the only “bad” things they can say about us is that we work hard and have morals. Oooooh we are such big meanies for being productive and valuable members of society, gosh darn us white folks lol

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Bandana_Jones 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh well. At least they admit that white people HAVE culture. In an earlier season of "My hair is pink, you stink" I've heard them say that white people have no culture at all and have stolen everything from POC.

And I was: Thank you, Schuhplattling Africans, for the Lederhosen

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rootGoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

Emphasis on politeness.

It blows my mind that these character traits are contrasted to cast a negative light on White people.

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FromSethWithLove 4 points ago +4 / -0

Since I never had my own room as a child, do I get a pass for saying the N word?

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williammcfadden 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is so flawed. There's no "constant striving for perfection" section.

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substantialmajestic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow. Children should have their own rooms? 1950 called, they want a redo with baby boomers not crowded in shared rooms.

I know plenty of whites that are not religious. Wow.

I know plenty plenty of whites that believe in instant gratification. Wow.

The enemy they so vividly describe probably could not be found anywhere. Who fits this board 100% at all? Wow.

Interesting they are calling it White Culture, which admits it's not a skin color.

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Wuflukillah 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are confusing "whiteness" with being "American". Racist morons....

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Bluestorm83 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy shit, it's like someone made a handy flash card. We just need to re-title it "Things That Don't Turn Your Country Into A Shithole."

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Skippious 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wife is homemaker and subordinate to the husband

I wish that was the truth!

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Deaduponaviral 4 points ago +4 / -0

How to build and maintain a strong, successful, first world country that is the envy of every third world shithole. It’s great to be white!

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Buggy300 4 points ago +4 / -0

The best part is definitely on the "Emphasis on the Scientific Method" and "Objective, rational, linear thinking." It is amazing that they try to call themselves followers of science when they are outright admitting that it is despicable and not good.

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substantialmajestic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why does it say avoid conflict while also saying win at all costs? They are just throwing spaghetti at the wall at this point. Maybe Biden should read this so he don't feel bad when he's not number 1.

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montag 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m confused. Is this poster supposed to be “bAd”?!

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Iceman1518 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like a roadmap to success.

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CulperRing 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want a sticker of the rugged individualist holding the sledgehammer to put on my truck.

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just-a-pleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make the sticker my dood.

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panthicc [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I just couldn't help it: https://i.imgur.com/zdjJiLk.png

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Basehobo 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be honest, I looked at this list as more of a "what to do to be happy" sort of list....

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PutUSAFirst 3 points ago +3 / -0

Next up, Asians

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bluedevilga 2 points ago +2 / -0

don't you see how terrible you are and paying respect to others? We speak in a language clearly that others can understand. When we say we'll be there at 3, we get there at 3. We have loving relationships with our spouses rather than children here and there and everywhere that we give the responsibility to somebody else to pay for it. I may develop a black, Hispanic, and an Asian poster, but I would post them from an entirely different name. I like the same too much to be doxxed.

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Magentapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I take most of this list as a great compliment.

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JackOfDiamonds 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not choosing to view this with cynicism. We have been so trained to see every discussion of "whiteness" as hatred that I think there's a tendency to jump right to defensiveness. Instead, just try looking at this poster for exactly what it is: a fairly accurate summary of what could be considered "white culture." It's neither fawning nor derogatory. It's just a bunch of objective facts, and I'm fine with it.

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panthicc [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd love to believe that this is just an objective look at the values that matter to white culture, but the context of the article it appears in makes it very clear that this is not meant to be seen positively by any stretch of the imagination: https://nmaahc.si.edu/learn/talking-about-race/topics/whiteness

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Federalist10 2 points ago +2 / -0

I prefer brunettes and spicy food. Other than that, this was a succinct list of my value system. Nice!

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Magamom2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol! Now do Blackness... whoever put this together is a racist dumb fuck

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USRifle_Cal30M1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Flag’s backwards.

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journalist 2 points ago +2 / -0

DEFUNDSmithsonianInstitution