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D_Plainview 153 points ago +155 / -2

Makes sense. Trump’s too alpha to be touching dick. Even if it’s his own

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KuhlooKuhlay 53 points ago +54 / -1

when you've got that kind of money and power you let others do the heavy lifting

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had-to-chime-in 26 points ago +26 / -0

NO PROBLEM THERE, BELIEVE ME

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MehNahMehNah 17 points ago +18 / -1

doesn't watch porn, has the means to get actual porn 'stars' for sexual relief.

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MAGANatsFan 8 points ago +8 / -0

This!

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Gotrek 24 points ago +24 / -0

Gold!

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Vegans4Trump [S] 20 points ago +21 / -1

😂

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TychoDurandal 3 points ago +7 / -4

All porno is gay porno

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Trump2024 7 points ago +9 / -2

You really need to find some different websites.

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Vegans4Trump [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Porn literally conditions you to be a cuck

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cjcivicx 88 points ago +91 / -3

To be fair, if I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t have watched porn as a younger single man either, I could just walk into literally any bar and nail 10s all day and all night...

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NeonPhoenix 63 points ago +63 / -0

50 Shades of Grey sold 125 million copies; I think the secret is out

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snuggs316 38 points ago +38 / -0

i've always enjoyed the irony of that. wonder how many 3rd wave feminists secretly had a copy stashed under their mattress?

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Trump2024 12 points ago +12 / -0

a copy stashed under their mattress?

Next to a disposable electric toothbrush

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bigoof88 6 points ago +6 / -0

christ, so accurate

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humble_kekistani 9 points ago +9 / -0

True since the “nazis” were larping leftists

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Notablitheringidiot 24 points ago +24 / -0

Most of the women I know didn’t give two shits about him saying that because they know what a gold digger is.

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Vegans4Trump [S] 25 points ago +25 / -0

I'm a woman and I didn't care either. Ironically the men who got offended at that remark watch the nastiest most degrading porn that would be considered illegal if done to a woman in real life

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RespectMyNipples5 8 points ago +8 / -0

You underestimate the degeneracy gays do on a daily basis in liberal communities.

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Vegans4Trump [S] 31 points ago +33 / -2

True, but I feel like you get that confidence by not watching porn in the first place and learning how to talk to real women

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PeaceByStrength 16 points ago +17 / -1

Or..you can't be a billionaire if ye r wanking all day in the first place lol
I think many are missing out on the Trump mindset when I think about it... there's a lot to copy beyond the facade!

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christianknight 2 points ago +2 / -0

In 2020 im not sure thats a safe thing to do

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JKillen 46 points ago +50 / -4

"I am more confident, attractive, happier, motivated and energized when I don't use porn and dont masturbate."

-The testimony of virtually every last man who's done the above

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Skipster777 6 points ago +8 / -2

Once a week without porn works just fine, no guilt.

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Barthaneous 3 points ago +3 / -0

My attractiveness hasn't changed though 😅😭

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mapkerchief 44 points ago +47 / -3

Robs you of your sexual energy. You can use that energy to be productive and alpha.

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had-to-chime-in 29 points ago +31 / -2

Robs men of testosterone

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Comntrinchief 27 points ago +28 / -1

The Coomers will hate this.

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Vegans4Trump [S] 16 points ago +17 / -1

Check out Consumeproduct.win Someone who constantly watches porn and touches themselves

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dodgeneonkingofcars 5 points ago +6 / -1

Someone who likes to coom way too much

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KuhlooKuhlay 23 points ago +25 / -2

True and true. Also made by degenerates and losers.... it's the FUBU of disguting

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 20 points ago +21 / -1

ALPHA DRAGON ENERGY

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Pres_Trump 17 points ago +19 / -2

He got a loan of $1 Mill at 24 or whatever it was. He did grow up with Money no doubt. But, he respects his Mother. He respects Women. No doubt he may have had a nice time with a slut, but we all have. Other than that..I believe he is a simple person in that he doesn't put much weight into Race, Purple Hair, Corruption, etc. He believes in America and its principals and himself. Add into the fact that he doesn't give a fuck what you think of him and you have a perfect Politician. A perfect Non-Politician.

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Johnson 11 points ago +12 / -1

ha, yes, I never do when I succeed with women.

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Jabron661 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ahh, that Howard Stern is really a national treasure isn't he? Has one of the most interesting people in the world in front of him and all he can think of "HURR do you jerk off? HURR HURR"

Some people say Stern used to be ok, but I never thought he was funny or talented.

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PizzaphilePodesta 8 points ago +8 / -0

it was then, hypocrite howard, realized trump was not one of the lizard brethren.

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we_won_the_war_jack 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stern was and will always a be a dirt bag globalist. He sold his soul just like all the other pedowood shitheads.

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Basil2 5 points ago +6 / -1

You heard it from the man himself, the body was not designed for porn. It blocks your true self from coming out

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lifeisahologram 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d say most men probably do or have masturbated, but Trump is the only one who can say he doesn’t and I believe him.

His whole life has been knowing super models!

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DignityDude 4 points ago +6 / -2

Fact check: True.

“Women” is, in fact, a learnable skill. Read “The Rational Male” and you’ll get started in the right direction.

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flashersenpai 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ester Vilar wrote some great stuff too.

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MetalRiddle 3 points ago +4 / -1

If you're Trump supermodels are lining up to fuck you so it's not a fair comparison.

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Vegans4Trump [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

He said this when he was with Melania

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'll never be able to ban porn.

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Vegans4Trump [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

Should be illegal to allow kids to watch it tho

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flashersenpai 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are laws on distribution, but making it illegal for children to WATCH specifically is unenforceable outside of a supreme totalitarian state. Might as well try to enforce jaywalking on every offender.

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Slick_Willys_Willy 2 points ago +3 / -1

NoFap is massive quality of life changer

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M25WhiteFeather 2 points ago +3 / -1

Long time ago. Sometime prior to knowing women.

Why does that make more sense than anything?

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Shazxofshadilay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pornhub and the like enables human trafficking, ya know?

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Sporkninja 1 point ago +2 / -1

Proud degenerate here but good for him. The Don is definitely his own man.

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MemeLawd 1 point ago +2 / -1

God damn GEOTUS is nofap? Maybe Andy Warskii is on to something.

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Vegans4Trump [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agree everyone has the freedom to watch if they want. I just don't because I believe it's a manipulation tool which forces fetishes on people and basically conditions you to only be aroused by other people having sex

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