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Any Pede At WalMart/Sams These Days (media.patriots.win) 🐂 Bullshit 💩
posted ago by BowelSharpton ago by BowelSharpton +733 / -0
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AceOfTrumps 86 points ago +86 / -0

me, going back to my truck

because i'm going to a different store, f Walmart

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kentucky 29 points ago +29 / -0

It's literally the worst store to go anymore, it takes EVEN LONGER NOW.

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ElectricChad 14 points ago +14 / -0

Publix just announced a mask mandate. Every grocery store here in Florida now. Fucking bullshit.

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Bluestorm83 12 points ago +13 / -1

Walmart will announce their nationwide mask rule soon, too. Know your rights, though, you can always simply refuse. Most store management won't escalate after that.

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JeremiahKassin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not every grocery store. Shop around. Look for the smaller, local stores you might normally not think about.

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Brainz 8 points ago +9 / -1

Getting kind of tired of hearing and seeing memes regarding Pedes who are conforming for the sake of convenience. I have canceled memberships, gone into stores that say “mask required“ without one, and even canceled dentist appt because of this crap. Stop conforming because it’s easy just to put it on and get it over with.

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SirPokeSmottington 5 points ago +5 / -0

because i'm going to a different store, f Walmart

Not me.

They win when you leave, because YOU COMPLIED WITH THEIR ORDER.

You stay, You say.

Stay and say, you have a medical condition that prevents you from wearing a mask.

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

“I qualify for an exemption under the state mask mandate. Here’s my 25 item list. Would you like to shop and bring me a cart of items to inspect out here? I’ve got time.”

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TheTPL 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here's an idea I also had: If they don't allow you entry even with a valid disability, then every time they bring your items out tell them they got something wrong, and it needs to be changed.

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MrSir 5 points ago +5 / -0

My company does enough work with my local Menards that its not sensible to go elsewear.

But I dont go there often. My grandma made my mask. Its the only time outside of worried customers that I actually have to wear it.

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AceOfTrumps 5 points ago +5 / -0

same here... I literally have to go to menards sometimes. but I've moved onto ordering delivery most of what i can (it's actually cheaper usually) or going to home depot. anyone I can avoid menards I will

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BasicCable 29 points ago +29 / -0

Damn Bald Eagles are freakin' cool

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AdmrlNelson 9 points ago +9 / -0

'Merica, baby! 🇺🇲🦅

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AlphaOmega 28 points ago +28 / -0

Walmart's biggest benefactor is China.

Do they even care about your freedom?

Not as much as their partnership with Chyna I'd speculate.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 23 points ago +25 / -2

If I have to wear a mask, I do it as quickly as possible. Get the fuck out of my way! Tosses 5 cases of beer in a cart and 2 handles of vodka. Move bitch, get the fuck out of my way! Right to the register, as soon as the receipt hits my hand, off comes the mask and out comes a big sigh! I can now take my time getting back to the truck.

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TraeSnoozy 17 points ago +17 / -0

Handles of vodka. Are you expecting Nancy Pelosi for dinner?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lol, no, I just don't want to go back anytime soon.

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

2 handles of vodka is how she rinses her mouth after she brushes her teeth. Forget dinner.

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michealr24 4 points ago +4 / -0

ELI5 handles of vodka? Is that a gallon or the children's size?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 5 points ago +5 / -0

1.75, the ones with a handle. The only bigger ones I know are the ones you'll see around the holidays. They usually come with a pump or a cradle, they're a bit unwieldy. Lol!

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AceOfTrumps 3 points ago +3 / -0

1.75mL is metric. They're half- gallons 😉

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Metric? Fuck off with that globalist crap. We use freedom units here!

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AceOfTrumps 3 points ago +3 / -0

actually I double checked your image & 8ft calls it a half gallon also

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, around here we call them handles. They're the largest common bottles, the double magnums usually are around during holidays, in gift sets.

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AceOfTrumps 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh, they're called handles commonly... for sure. I was just jabbing ya for using metric instead of American lol

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

I never understood why a 750ml bottle was called a "fifth". It's not a fifth of a liter, cubic foot, gallon, etc.

What is it a fifth of?

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Pelosi_Halitosis 2 points ago +2 / -0

750ml x 5 = 3,750ml = .991 (or basically a) gallon so a fifth is 1/5 of a gallon. I don't fully understand the use of the metric system in measuring alcohol, my guess would be that it's primarily for export/import purposes. If you look at the chart I listed, you will note that with the exception of a fifth, no metric measure equates exactly to imperial. The handle for example is actually a little over 4 ounces short of a half gallon.

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AceOfTrumps 2 points ago +2 / -0

sorry I meant 1.75L... 750mL is a fifth, the handle is called a half gallon. promise you.

I don't think I've ever seen the biggest one in your image

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Formerlurker92 14 points ago +14 / -0

I gotta say, the mask orders have saved me hundreds of dollars since they started. I don't spend money anywhere they're required

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farangbak 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't go to Walmart/Sams

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Vegans4Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Support small business

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Scroon 8 points ago +9 / -1

Take off your shirt and wrap it over your head in the most ridiculous way possible. If they try to deny you service because of a no shirt rule, then tell them that you are wearing a shirt...on your head.

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BowelSharpton [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd say wrap your UNDERWEAR over your head (like the muslims) and go bottomless - technically their protocols state NOTHING about any OTHER apparel or lack thereof!!

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Space_Force 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was thinking maybe a diving mask and snorkel would be a good look. Flippers too much?

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BowelSharpton [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just gotta remember not to be a dick-head

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its funny because penis!

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BowelSharpton [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great idea! Diversity

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MAGANatsFan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Been there, done that.

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pantyhose is a great face covering. Just so wear it criminal style.

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BowelSharpton [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is also an option.

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Independenceforever 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ever heard of courage?

Defiance?

Constitutional rights?

Are you ever going to assert them?

I want to respect this I CANT.

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yragcom1a 5 points ago +5 / -0

those talons tho

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michealr24 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep there are tons of smaller grocery stores and mom and pop auto stores/gun stores theres no need to walk into that commie shop that china built.

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Independenceforever 4 points ago +6 / -2

Bald eagles aren't wearing masks.

Just compliant cucks.

Sorry bro.

America is worth more to me than go along to get along.

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pedeypete 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah, If I gotta walk back I'll go elsewhere and it will be the last time I'll ever walk in their door.

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Franntastic23 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just walk in cause what door monkey is gonna chase me down? NONE! We told him to take a hike or call the cops and proceeded to walk in and pay for our stuff at self check out. We smiled at him when we left the store, you know, because we have the ability to show off our smiles.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Forgot".

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Thedaythe_redditdied 2 points ago +2 / -0

Correct answer is shopping else where. If that isn’t an option Say I have a medical condition and keep walking. Force these people to call the cops to get you trespassed. Also Walmart says people exempt for medical conditions.

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JeremiahKassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really do have a medical condition that prevents me from wearing a mask (look at the list, and really I'd bet about half of America does) but I don't want to be a cuck and give my money to any private company trying to force this unconstitutional and illegal order down our throats.

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Thearchduke 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't see any indication of required mask when I went to Walmart today. Maybe its a state thing?

Eta: Live in Oklahoma.

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13mizzou 1 point ago +1 / -0

It starts nationwide July 20

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Foxbat40 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's a mask?

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shintosurfer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Considering the rules are not till Monday, and in my area, most people don't put on the muzzle, I see a hard time with them trying to enforce it. I even saw a young guy and his green-haired girlfriend complement and older guy for hist Trump 2020 hat. Be like me and continue to not put on the muzzle even if they ask. The bad thing is all the grocery stores are big corporate so it's not like we have a choice just don’t give in to the terrorist demands :D

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4more 1 point ago +1 / -0

Happened to me today but I didn’t walk back I just went into target and got the couple things I needed. Thought I’d get stopped by Karen’s but no one said anything.

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