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JustHereForTheSalmon 680 points ago +682 / -2

MOAB

Mother Of All Books

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wavearsenal333 187 points ago +187 / -0

MoaBTFO

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TrumpTrain 295 points ago +295 / -0

This is insanely impressive. President Trump truly brought in a good one with her.

Edit: Not that he had a bad one prior (Oh sweet Sarah)

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FreeBased1 102 points ago +103 / -1

Lefty: She misspelled "Schedule"

Me: No, she abbreviated it to save space.

Lefty: That's not an abbreviation; she forgot the "e".

Me: You're dumb.

Lefty: I went to college! I never saw an abbreviation so long before. It's a mistake, just like Trump's presidency!

Me: You're definitely dumb.

Lefty: Well Kaleigh is a racist! And Trump can't spell. He's finished this time!

Me: Shakes head and walks away.

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covfefe2525 23 points ago +23 / -0

Lefty: "Heh heh, that told that TRumpTaRd." (collapses from exertion). "I need a soy shot!"

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VoltronGreen1981 2 points ago +2 / -0

Typical when they have no actual arguments against facts, so they have to shift the conversation completely away from their failed narrative.

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HuggableBear 33 points ago +33 / -0

Sarah is a loyal, well behaved, beautiful Labrador Retreiver.

KMAC is a fucking bloodthirsty timber wolf.

I know which one I prefer

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Please_Clap 27 points ago +27 / -0

Her 'index of facts' is an incredibly brilliant addition to the press briefings. Having her list of facts to read and respond their stupid questions is really game-changing the way she applies it. It shuts those stupid fucks right up.

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montominco 11 points ago +11 / -0

People thought she was just brought in to be a Broad in Broadcasting. She was brought in for her Full Court Press as Press Secretary.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +4 / -1

I read that edit like the tune “Oh Susanna 🎶 , now don’t you cry for me. I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee”

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NowTheyAllLose 2 points ago +2 / -0

...how?

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Jdubs2711 36 points ago +36 / -0

If adobo spice was a reply this is what it would look like

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Gunslinger1776 35 points ago +35 / -0

This comment sponsored by Goya™️

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T_White_Mamba 24 points ago +24 / -0

I’m just gonna sit here and imagine that the Goya tab is just full of delicious recipes

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 30 points ago +30 / -0

NOW SHE IS BECOME DEATH—THE DESTROYER OF CUCKS 🤯

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residue69 142 points ago +142 / -0

She should sell copies of it. I'd buy the entire series.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 92 points ago +92 / -0

You imagine the amount of venting handwritten punchlines that go unused because she doesn’t get a specific question that lines up correctly?

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goodatlife123 93 points ago +93 / -0

She always gets thqt special twinkle when saying im so glad you asked that question😆😅

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Hunterscrackbaby 71 points ago +71 / -0

I've been on speech and debate teams for years, that twinkle is the "I was 100% ready for this question" look.

Some of the press sees the look and knows what's coming. Acosta the other day stammered as soon as she gave the look.

There is no better feeling than being 100% ready for your opponent's bullshit and slamming them down a peg.

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arunlima10 27 points ago +27 / -0

I think all that comes from the "absurd" tab.. lmao..

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JamesBlomey 16 points ago +16 / -0

I am so glad about your comment.

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wavearsenal333 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Let's look at the facts..." Page flipping intensifies..

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 5 points ago +5 / -0

😉 🧨 💥

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residue69 24 points ago +24 / -0

Unrealized awesomeness!

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 9 points ago +10 / -1

I wonder who that tab in the top left, middle of the binder entitled Karl is referring to, is it Rove? Cause he was such a good strategist in his day, I’ve read his bio and was always a fan. The last few years, he’s been a real disappointment. Idk why she’d prep over that, but this is just a complete guess. Seems thin though, she had as much to say about LBGTqrstP as she did about Mary’s Book and “LIES” which that one could fill up many binders on its own.

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Waco419 37 points ago +37 / -0

Hell no. Should be Top Secret. Its usefulness is in its guerrilla warfare nature (blindsiding those unsuspecting libtards). Besides, it probably changes continuously.

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residue69 30 points ago +30 / -0

They'll never read it. Hillary's campaign staff all had copies of The Art of the Deal and it's obvious none of them ever cracked one open.

I'd be happy if she just published a version that had the stuff she'd already used on them.

Hopefully there will be copies in Trump's Presidential Library.

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Racerx719 12 points ago +12 / -0

very good read. Obviously some dated material. But gives you some insight on Trump and his methods. He sticks true to himself and that’s what they will never understand

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JamesBlomey 3 points ago +3 / -0

They had never heard the one about the cover of a book.

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ItGoWooWoo 22 points ago +22 / -0

I agreed with you until I remembered that every single question the Dem-washed media asks is completely predictable. Its like a tree chart begging with Donald Trump at the stump:

  1. foreign policy action-- branching off into a question accusing GEOTUS of racist intent.
  2. Chinavirus action-- branching off into a question accusing GEOTUS of a) neglect b) racism and/or c) science denial
  3. A tweet-- branching off into a question accusing GEOTUS of a) racism b) bigotry c) loyalty d) homophobia e) corruption f) an obvious opponent
  4. Public Policy-- branching off into whatever the opposite the intention of said policy is
  5. The media-- branching off into a) unfair treatment b)"suppression"

This is just off of the top of my head, but there is a reason why she is able to so easily categorize and bring the heat about the topics brought up by the press (lowercase because they are not of ethnicity). This is what makes her so great at her job... willingness to prepare.

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Berzerker_king 5 points ago +6 / -1

It would be relqticely simple task to write an ai bot that did the job of these presstitutes.

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svartchimpans 16 points ago +16 / -0

*Gorilla Warfare

Like the Gorilla Channel.

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residue69 15 points ago +15 / -0

Which we still don't have and I desperately need now that Cops and Live PD are gone.

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

My cable provider still refuses to carry it. To hell with then.

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not on Netflix or Disney + either. So I cancelled.

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Chopblock 79 points ago +79 / -0

Soon she’ll just search thedonald.win as they ask the questions

Uh yes Jim, I’ll note that the President has announced an initiative to address that issue, he spoke about it 74 times since last August, and deport the commie shill I can only get so erect. Next question?

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themightykekfish 21 points ago +21 / -0

Found a new best fren

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arebee 17 points ago +17 / -0

she'll have her feet on the desk at that point, leaning back in her chair.

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bill_in_texas 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the greatest thing I have read today. I laughed out loud!

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AslanFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

^^TOP KEK

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 62 points ago +63 / -1

Holy fuck that is thick

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MegaMagaManX 41 points ago +41 / -0

Thicccc

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goodatlife123 23 points ago +23 / -0

She protecc and attacc

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TexasPiper 18 points ago +18 / -0

But most importantly she snap back

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 24 points ago +24 / -0

Thicc

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MAGA_mantis 18 points ago +18 / -0

I like em thicc. Uh huh.

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ShartMaster 17 points ago +17 / -0

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Art-Vandelay41 16 points ago +16 / -0

Thiccq with a q