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0nDaFence 362 points ago +363 / -1

Holy!.......note to self. Never get into a debate or argument with this woman.

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PensivePatriot 230 points ago +232 / -2

This is weapons grade level white girl-

Their list making abilities are already to be feared, but this... This... weapon practically requires a UN Security Council consensus.

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BeMyFren 24 points ago +24 / -0

You lucky sob... lol

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RealRedneck 10 points ago +11 / -1

You should see my "honey do" list. Oh well. It's an excuse to buy more tools!

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LtColVindmansVagina 37 points ago +39 / -2

It's the white girl equivalent of the nuclear football

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Yucky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not sure if you ever saw this random comedy skit, but I've queued it up at the exact part where the guy makes a joke about this for you:

https://youtu.be/czw-ttkI55M?t=122

Enjoy!

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Deathlessly 3 points ago +3 / -0

She wields the same power that created Karens but directed at them. This is like when Rambo commandeered a technical and used their machine gun against them.

You can't lie to her if she's already read your script.

To paraphrase Kayleigh:

Bitch, I made you ask that question so I can make you sit there and listen to me read all of this out to you.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 101 points ago +101 / -0

Imagine being her husband and getting into an argument with her

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milpede0306 40 points ago +40 / -0

sounds like my ex wife

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AslanFan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nah...she's a good Christian girl. She is a peacekeeper.

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RealRedneck 12 points ago +12 / -0

Peace through nuclear deterrence.

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KekBotSupreme 43 points ago +43 / -0

Her husband is even more Chad than her. Pure alpha.

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DibbleDibbleDibble 40 points ago +40 / -0

I mean, you'd have to be to have the balls to marry her.

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MAGA_mantis 22 points ago +23 / -1

I bet she is a little kitten at home.

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memewar_pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's probably very loving and caring at home, but calls a lot of shots. Her husband probably has to pick his battles.

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psybrnaut 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just learned he's a baseball pitcher

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latinolizards4trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Really? Who? I'm a big baseball guy

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LamboLimo 31 points ago +31 / -0

"Glad you brought that up"

Husband BTFO

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Yellowdandies 12 points ago +12 / -0

"I'm glad you asked that question"

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wethepepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Drops big ass binder on desk

“I’m glad you brought that up”

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lovemylibs 24 points ago +24 / -0

Those are not the hands of a dainty woman. Those hands have punched through Jim Acosta's sternum and ripped out his heart.

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xdrunkagainx 6 points ago +6 / -0

Her poor husband