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PensivePatriot 230 points ago +232 / -2

This is weapons grade level white girl-

Their list making abilities are already to be feared, but this... This... weapon practically requires a UN Security Council consensus.

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BeMyFren 24 points ago +24 / -0

You lucky sob... lol

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RealRedneck 10 points ago +11 / -1

You should see my "honey do" list. Oh well. It's an excuse to buy more tools!

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BeMyFren 8 points ago +9 / -1

I never realized why people got married until I got pretty old. Now I'm jealous of the folks that had it figured out younger than me

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LtColVindmansVagina 37 points ago +39 / -2

It's the white girl equivalent of the nuclear football

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Yucky 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not sure if you ever saw this random comedy skit, but I've queued it up at the exact part where the guy makes a joke about this for you:

https://youtu.be/czw-ttkI55M?t=122

Enjoy!

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Deathlessly 3 points ago +3 / -0

She wields the same power that created Karens but directed at them. This is like when Rambo commandeered a technical and used their machine gun against them.

You can't lie to her if she's already read your script.

To paraphrase Kayleigh:

Bitch, I made you ask that question so I can make you sit there and listen to me read all of this out to you.