5255 () posted 273 days ago by hanslowdoe 273 days ago by hanslowdoe +5255 / -0 620 comments share 620 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (620) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 230 ▼ – PensivePatriot 230 points 273 days ago +232 / -2 This is weapons grade level white girl- Their list making abilities are already to be feared, but this... This... weapon practically requires a UN Security Council consensus. permalink save report block reply ▲ 70 ▼ – deleted 70 points 273 days ago +71 / -1 ▲ 24 ▼ – BeMyFren 24 points 273 days ago +24 / -0 You lucky sob... lol permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – RealRedneck 10 points 273 days ago +11 / -1 You should see my "honey do" list. Oh well. It's an excuse to buy more tools! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – BeMyFren 8 points 273 days ago +9 / -1 I never realized why people got married until I got pretty old. Now I'm jealous of the folks that had it figured out younger than me permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 37 ▼ – LtColVindmansVagina 37 points 273 days ago +39 / -2 It's the white girl equivalent of the nuclear football permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 18 ▼ – deleted 18 points 273 days ago +18 / -0 ▲ 4 ▼ – Yucky 4 points 273 days ago +4 / -0 Not sure if you ever saw this random comedy skit, but I've queued it up at the exact part where the guy makes a joke about this for you: https://youtu.be/czw-ttkI55M?t=122 Enjoy! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Deathlessly 3 points 273 days ago +3 / -0 She wields the same power that created Karens but directed at them. This is like when Rambo commandeered a technical and used their machine gun against them. You can't lie to her if she's already read your script. To paraphrase Kayleigh: Bitch, I made you ask that question so I can make you sit there and listen to me read all of this out to you. permalink parent save report block reply
This is weapons grade level white girl-
Their list making abilities are already to be feared, but this... This... weapon practically requires a UN Security Council consensus.
You lucky sob... lol
You should see my "honey do" list. Oh well. It's an excuse to buy more tools!
I never realized why people got married until I got pretty old. Now I'm jealous of the folks that had it figured out younger than me
It's the white girl equivalent of the nuclear football
Not sure if you ever saw this random comedy skit, but I've queued it up at the exact part where the guy makes a joke about this for you:
https://youtu.be/czw-ttkI55M?t=122
Enjoy!
She wields the same power that created Karens but directed at them. This is like when Rambo commandeered a technical and used their machine gun against them.
You can't lie to her if she's already read your script.
To paraphrase Kayleigh: