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wavearsenal333 187 points ago +187 / -0

MoaBTFO

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TrumpTrain 295 points ago +295 / -0

This is insanely impressive. President Trump truly brought in a good one with her.

Edit: Not that he had a bad one prior (Oh sweet Sarah)

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FreeBased1 102 points ago +103 / -1

Lefty: She misspelled "Schedule"

Me: No, she abbreviated it to save space.

Lefty: That's not an abbreviation; she forgot the "e".

Me: You're dumb.

Lefty: I went to college! I never saw an abbreviation so long before. It's a mistake, just like Trump's presidency!

Me: You're definitely dumb.

Lefty: Well Kaleigh is a racist! And Trump can't spell. He's finished this time!

Me: Shakes head and walks away.

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iVote 19 points ago +19 / -0

She keeps the font size the same on every tab, even if she has to sacrifice a letter.

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ScepticalPanjandrum1 6 points ago +8 / -2

Laughs in 2 years Trump is Russian spy

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VoterIDMatters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah what about PRIVIL? Doesn’t she know how to spell privilege?

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covfefe2525 23 points ago +23 / -0

Lefty: "Heh heh, that told that TRumpTaRd." (collapses from exertion). "I need a soy shot!"

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CharethCutestory 11 points ago +12 / -1

🤣 More estrogen - STAT

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VoltronGreen1981 2 points ago +2 / -0

Typical when they have no actual arguments against facts, so they have to shift the conversation completely away from their failed narrative.

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HuggableBear 33 points ago +33 / -0

Sarah is a loyal, well behaved, beautiful Labrador Retreiver.

KMAC is a fucking bloodthirsty timber wolf.

I know which one I prefer

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Please_Clap 27 points ago +27 / -0

Her 'index of facts' is an incredibly brilliant addition to the press briefings. Having her list of facts to read and respond their stupid questions is really game-changing the way she applies it. It shuts those stupid fucks right up.

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montominco 11 points ago +11 / -0

People thought she was just brought in to be a Broad in Broadcasting. She was brought in for her Full Court Press as Press Secretary.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +4 / -1

I read that edit like the tune “Oh Susanna 🎶 , now don’t you cry for me. I come from Alabama with a banjo on my knee”

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NowTheyAllLose 2 points ago +2 / -0

...how?

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sweet Sarah and Susanna have the same syllables

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Jdubs2711 36 points ago +36 / -0

If adobo spice was a reply this is what it would look like

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Gunslinger1776 35 points ago +35 / -0

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T_White_Mamba 24 points ago +24 / -0

I’m just gonna sit here and imagine that the Goya tab is just full of delicious recipes

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TrumpsWall 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hehe! There’s one labeled golf! 😂Our girl is prepared!

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 30 points ago +30 / -0

NOW SHE IS BECOME DEATH—THE DESTROYER OF CUCKS 🤯