It should've taken approximately 0 FBI agents to determine that the "noose" was bullshit. It should've taken one manager with a lick of common sense. Here's how it should've played out:
"Hey boss, look here! We found a noose in Bubba's garage! I think it's one 'o them hate crimes."
"Huh. Awful small to be a noose. Where'd you find it?"
"Right here, boss."
"Right here...? You mean this cut rope that's attached to the garage door?"
"Uh, yeah."
"Son, are you retarded? Get the hell outta here, and get me a replacement for the got'damn rope pull you destroyed!"
Don't worry the bad cops who faked the FISA warrants have been reprimanded, now they stand ready waiting for the next celebrity hate hoax to fawn over or maybe those elusive, non-existent Boog Bois.
NASCAR Fans Booed Bubba Wallace, Cheered When He Wrecked At Bristol. https://thedonald.win/p/GIlTriJY/nascar-fans-booed-bubba-wallace-/c/ Fuck yes! THE TRUMP CURSE STRIKES AGAIN!!! Hahaha Iโm happy that faggotโs car didnโt blow up, otherwise Bubba Gump Shrimp Smollet wouldโve been immortalized by the left. Never forget the vid of him spitting in that womanโs face!!!!
He was told that someone said that a hate-noose had been seen laying on the track, .. he dived away from it backwards into the wall from brave perseverance.
Yeah even If you just yell and curse and call him a fuckface, point at him. Right, say "let's settle this in the garage" and then bitch out later. Thats still better.
I tried to get into NASCAR this year b/c I'm into F1, GT, and WEC.
NASCAR is really, really hard to watch. The biggest problem I have is the time commitment, these races are 4+ hours long. They need to quit having endless yellow flags and learn to race in the wet. Not pouring rain, but at least race in the wet. There have been a few races this season where they couldn't finish on Sunday so they postponed until Monday afternoon.
Imagine spending a few hours on Sunday only to learn there's no winner today. Gotta tune in on a workday afternoon b/c there's water on the track. It's fucking ridiculous that they can't complete a race within a 3-hour time window.
Anyway, I quit completely after the Bubba Bullshit. The sport itself has become a total joke.
CNN: mixed children are 82% more likely to grow up in polluted cities. growing up, they donโt have the privilege to breathe proper air like their mostly rural white colleagues do. that can really affect their performance when they are in a landscape that is predominantly air, like an open race car track. NASCAR needs to address this and give mixed drivers a head start in races to level the playing field.
Yep. Watched a lot for 30 years. Wonโt watch a lap after the kneel/black power fist incident last month. Went to a few races a year, watched โem all on TV. Never again. Even ditched my cable. Feels good.
Wallace knocked the guy out of the way going into the corner. McDowell paid him back on the straightaway going into the next corner. Everything else is dumb fucks on twitter and Bubba was salty about it.
Im calling for his immediate suspension. He's a Christianityphobe and must take sensitivity classes. When BooBoo hit the other driver, is that considered a hate crime?
โPeople say one of the nicest guys in the garage. Canโt wait for the God-fearing text that heโs going to send me about preaching and praise and respect. What a joke he is.
Not that I really follow NASCAR, but everything I've heard is that he was never anything more than a lower-to-mediocre tier driver anyway. His sole claim to "fame" was being sorta kinda black, which I guess wasn't enough since his team decided to Jussie Smollett him for publicity.
As a moderate fan of NASCAR, I was honestly a tad excited to see such a man as Bubba in the sport - he is Black but also appeared to be a bit 'Country' and could have 'possibly' drew in a new crowd...turns out he was just a little bitch so fuck him...
Yup, he had SUCH potential to be a role model and bring in new fans and such..nope...just fucked it all away with his fake outrage over a garage door handle. All for media coverage, one would assume...not sure what other advantage he saw as he just 'rolled' with this all as much as he did.
I am from up in North Dakota (now Wisconsin) but was stationed down in Arkansas for a couple years - any hillbilly/redneck I came across...oh boy, the funniest fuckers ever! Rednecks are legit people so long as you don't fuck with them and then they can be the meanest sons of guns!
McMahon needs to dump the XFL plans and make a car racing circuit where you can run people off the road, drop bowling balls out your window, all sorts of crazy shit.
Oh it gets better... so it was the allstar race open, and he was trying to get his way in.. you either win or get fan voted in. Well, obviously he couldn't win if his career depended on it, and he lost the fan vote. Well, the lefties cried and complained and nascar actually had to make a point to say that he didn't win the fan vote. He still got an award... and still made a dumbfuck speech about being on the right side of history ๐
This. Although I wonder if the other drivers are super pissed at this prima Donna who basically ruined their sport. Revenge is best served on the track...๐
I just commented about this the other day, and here we are.
It's scary that he's driving around in a high-performance vehicle at dangerous speeds with other drivers in close proximity, yet he doesn't know the difference between a rope handle and a noose.
His team reported the noose. Either way, NASCAR made a show of it before even an investigation. Someone at NASCAR wanted this to be a big "I STAND WITH" show. Let em burn. Maybe we can get races with left turns and right turns in the US now.
Out of the money for YEARS - a rabid child diversity play. His white daddy and partial black mother gave him just enough "I Am Oppressed" BS creed so as a now millionaire milks the system.
Affirmative Action on the big screen. Will petty motorsports get that sweet taxpayer bailout? Will the Rainbow Warrior come to his rescue? Nascar died with Winston Cup. Socialist drama queens pushing diversity hires now. Just because you stole it... doesn't mean you can drive it. Better racing in the near future.
The wall is being investigated for this hate incident
15 FBI agents already on their way.
All 15 were pulled away from investigating Democrats.
EDIT: Oh who am I kidding they never truly investigate Democrats.
How many FBI does it take to change a light bulb?
Is it a Russian bulb or a hate bulb?
It's a Smollett bulb. Works for a few seasons, then pretends to be burned out.
Isnโt that the same as a Kaepernick bulb?
Very similar. Unlike the Kaepernick model, the Smollet bulb actually did work for the first season.
No the kaepernick bulb wonโt work at all because the neck is too wide.
So a French bulb.
Smoe Lee Yay
The Smollett Bulb works for a few seasons, then whines about being screwed.
Yes
I'll bite.....how many?
None, after they investigated the light switch for three days I changed it myself.
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
1 per letter in "the lightbulb is a racist russian bot"
If it took 15 to find out the bubba noose was a hoax I'd say at least 30
Spez: noose not moose
It should've taken approximately 0 FBI agents to determine that the "noose" was bullshit. It should've taken one manager with a lick of common sense. Here's how it should've played out:
"Hey boss, look here! We found a noose in Bubba's garage! I think it's one 'o them hate crimes."
"Huh. Awful small to be a noose. Where'd you find it?"
"Right here, boss."
"Right here...? You mean this cut rope that's attached to the garage door?"
"Uh, yeah."
"Son, are you retarded? Get the hell outta here, and get me a replacement for the got'damn rope pull you destroyed!"
Be vewwy vewwy quiet, we hunting wacists!
<insert swift kick in ass here>
And I don't care if your sister-in-law is my wife's cousin. You're still fired!
17 for a Republican light bulb, to change and charge, and 1 for Democrats to break it for the press.
Hillary Clinton's. Accidentally told someone to smash it with a hammer.
I also heard it was wiped with some kind of cloth.
After three days they informed me that there was no lightbulb, and it definitely killed itself.
Don't worry the bad cops who faked the FISA warrants have been reprimanded, now they stand ready waiting for the next celebrity hate hoax to fawn over or maybe those elusive, non-existent Boog Bois.
Federal Bubba Investigators
LMAO
NASCAR Fans Booed Bubba Wallace, Cheered When He Wrecked At Bristol. https://thedonald.win/p/GIlTriJY/nascar-fans-booed-bubba-wallace-/c/ Fuck yes! THE TRUMP CURSE STRIKES AGAIN!!! Hahaha Iโm happy that faggotโs car didnโt blow up, otherwise Bubba Gump Shrimp Smollet wouldโve been immortalized by the left. Never forget the vid of him spitting in that womanโs face!!!!
๐๐๐๐๐๐
Spitting?
I saw him throw bottled water in her direction but I didn't see spitting.
I needa check the vid again, I feel you may be correct sir!
Bubba gump shrimp smolett ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
The FBI thanks Bubba and NASCAR
YOURE HIRED!
He was told that someone said that a hate-noose had been seen laying on the track, .. he dived away from it backwards into the wall from brave perseverance.
Nike sponsorship incoming.
So brave. Hey, haw 'bout them Atlanta baseball team?
Do they cancel the word brave now cause muh racism?
Yeah, they'll cave to the woke crowd of SJWs that never watch sports anyway.
He hit the wall because it was blacker than him
Did he think it was his girlfriend or something?
We have the best walls, don't we folks?
He didn't need a curse. He finds the wall on his own.
kek
and he he takes it like a champ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLKXY32zOA0
He really is a piece of shit isn't. He should go fight the guy, that's what the old time guys would do.
Bubba walks up, chest out, fists ready, whispers: touch me and i'll sue
Spit my drink out Pede
I don't think they can fight. Bubba would make it something racist.
I used to like the fights, too.
I'd go "Neck fight! Neck fight!" (Redneck fight, that is.)
Yes, I'm childish that way sometimes.
I like the one where Kyle Busch walked up and slugged Joey Logano...I liked Kyle Busch that day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zevk18rv9P4
And Jeff Gordon and Brad Keselowski: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp36kcF_h9U
But imagine what that would do to his hair!
Wow, I can't believe he acted like a drama queen about this. Totally out of character.
I donโt want this stuff. But is Wallace supposed to be a calm guy?
Eh...not sure on this one.
Seemed like a major dick move on the part of the other guy.
A splash of water instead of a right hook is justified in my book.Spez: Admittedly, I don't know much about the sportsmanship of Nascar. Does this occur often? Is it ever seen as justified?
#2 Fucking Spez: Yeah, slashing water is a bitch move AND pitting another car is a dick move.
Squirting water in a guys face is a BITCH move
And he ran afterward.
Yeah, it is...
Better to ask him to take a walk to settle business, maybe.
Yeah even If you just yell and curse and call him a fuckface, point at him. Right, say "let's settle this in the garage" and then bitch out later. Thats still better.
It's a joke, he cried at a parade for his garage pull
Weak.
Best Youtube comment: "He sounds like my little brother after I hit him with a turtle in mario kart in the last lap." LMAO!
Holy shit, spot fucking on ๐
A red tracking turtle shell right before you're about to cross the finish line on the last lap is the worst!
Wow, what a little fucking bitch.
My hair momma, what a fucking faggot. Do people really watch this shit, especially now?
I tried to get into NASCAR this year b/c I'm into F1, GT, and WEC.
NASCAR is really, really hard to watch. The biggest problem I have is the time commitment, these races are 4+ hours long. They need to quit having endless yellow flags and learn to race in the wet. Not pouring rain, but at least race in the wet. There have been a few races this season where they couldn't finish on Sunday so they postponed until Monday afternoon.
Imagine spending a few hours on Sunday only to learn there's no winner today. Gotta tune in on a workday afternoon b/c there's water on the track. It's fucking ridiculous that they can't complete a race within a 3-hour time window.
Anyway, I quit completely after the Bubba Bullshit. The sport itself has become a total joke.
I'm with you. Cut the number of laps in half, I can't watch this for four hours!
IndyCar my friend. Great racing and they've yet to call me a racist.
Holy fucking cringe
It was basically the air and the fact the he canโt drive for the wreck. It looked like a freshman learning to dive. Really sad.
CNN: mixed children are 82% more likely to grow up in polluted cities. growing up, they donโt have the privilege to breathe proper air like their mostly rural white colleagues do. that can really affect their performance when they are in a landscape that is predominantly air, like an open race car track. NASCAR needs to address this and give mixed drivers a head start in races to level the playing field.
I read that it was a "religious" driver who first clipped him and after the accident, Wallace made some anti-Christian comments.
Build the wall!
This is proof that walls work.
A lot of quarter mile dirt tracks donโt have walls or rails.
probably stole the car
Dude... Not cool...
It's a car, not a bike!
Did you just really go there? ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
https://i.maga.host/U9tRMXb.jpg
Seeing this for the first time ever and that toe is bothering me. Ouch!
Lol this cracked me up
KEK
It was getting cucked long before him.
Yep. Watched a lot for 30 years. Wonโt watch a lap after the kneel/black power fist incident last month. Went to a few races a year, watched โem all on TV. Never again. Even ditched my cable. Feels good.
I remember watching it live. I was like 13
C'mon, that's mean.
It's bad karma to wish that kind of harm on someone.
I would like to see him wrecked every race from now on and leave the sport after this season. In good physical health, of course.
He didn't ruin it on his own.
Andrew Murstein and Steve Phelps did. Bubba went along with it -- a little too well.
But THEY are behind it.
I want to see all three banned from NASCAR forever.
Gotta cut the head off the snake, ya know.
Hang in there, Bubba.
Crack open a longneck and go get em next time, Bubba.
Not really a curse if you sucked at racing the whole time before an incident happened.
monkey paw curls
Yes, and I read that a kerfuffle ensued because Wallace made some snarky anti-Christian statements about the other driver who allegedly clipped his car. https://www.westernjournal.com/noose-controversy-bubba-wallaces-next-act-takes-aim-christian-driver/?utm_source=Email&utm_medium=aa-newsletter&utm_campaign=can&utm_content=firefly&ats_es=797ff3a0d6de8343b2a98d9316dfccc4
Wallace knocked the guy out of the way going into the corner. McDowell paid him back on the straightaway going into the next corner. Everything else is dumb fucks on twitter and Bubba was salty about it.
oh wow a drama queen acted like a drama queen im so surprised
to be fair i think he's the most successful female driver that NASCAR has had.
I disagree. He's the worst female driver of all time.
Even worse than Danica Patrick. That takes talent.
He doesn't wreck as often but still finishes about the same
Why you keep watching it though?
Thanks for the clarification.
Im calling for his immediate suspension. He's a Christianityphobe and must take sensitivity classes. When BooBoo hit the other driver, is that considered a hate crime?
Oh, no. I missed that!
Bubba, you're going to hell for sure.
Happened last night with 20k + in attendance
NOOSECAR
The senior or junior loop?
Not that I really follow NASCAR, but everything I've heard is that he was never anything more than a lower-to-mediocre tier driver anyway. His sole claim to "fame" was being sorta kinda black, which I guess wasn't enough since his team decided to Jussie Smollett him for publicity.
He truly is the new Danica. He is ONLY popular in media b/c of a physical attribute
Goodness I had forgotten about her.
I only know her because of Sega All Stars Racing Transformed
She was a playable character in that game for some reason
She won one race. in Japan. Not the Indianoplis 500.
The Uncle Ben 500
He really is, lol.
Thatโs noose to me.
Fake noose
Cable Noose Network
Nevah!
"Driving the correct way is just another sign of white supremacy." - The Smithsonian
What does that say about black drivers?
Dale Earnhardt biopic to be played by Bubba Wallace cause of muh diversity.
Make it a musical!
a country music musical!
I never knew I needed this in my life before. That would be awesome.
The Producers 2020. Only Mel has the (Space)balls to produce that.
It would be a huge hit! After all, "Hamilton" was, wasn't it?
He's too simple minded to keep the car out of the wall.
For fucks sake, how hard can it be to just turn left???
As a moderate fan of NASCAR, I was honestly a tad excited to see such a man as Bubba in the sport - he is Black but also appeared to be a bit 'Country' and could have 'possibly' drew in a new crowd...turns out he was just a little bitch so fuck him...
Yeah, me, too.
I'm a mixed-race hillbilly.
From NASCAR country.
So I was hoping he would be kind of like me!
Nope. He's a weak-ass POS.
Marxist garbage.
NASCAR can go full white male from now on and I'll be fine with that.
I like rednecks anyway.
F* diversity.
Yup, he had SUCH potential to be a role model and bring in new fans and such..nope...just fucked it all away with his fake outrage over a garage door handle. All for media coverage, one would assume...not sure what other advantage he saw as he just 'rolled' with this all as much as he did.
I am from up in North Dakota (now Wisconsin) but was stationed down in Arkansas for a couple years - any hillbilly/redneck I came across...oh boy, the funniest fuckers ever! Rednecks are legit people so long as you don't fuck with them and then they can be the meanest sons of guns!
Exactly....racing for Petty is such an amazing honor in the sport and this dude just is a bitch...so disappointing.
This kind of thing has happened too many times for the Trump curse not to be real.
He hit the wall harder than a pedowood actress.
He hit the wall harder than an illegal immigrant.
Kek
McMahon needs to dump the XFL plans and make a car racing circuit where you can run people off the road, drop bowling balls out your window, all sorts of crazy shit.
Now we know why he's called Bubba WALLace.............
Underrated.
The cry baby, hoax loving piece of shit then mocks Mcdowell's religion.
What a fucking loser.
Oh it gets better... so it was the allstar race open, and he was trying to get his way in.. you either win or get fan voted in. Well, obviously he couldn't win if his career depended on it, and he lost the fan vote. Well, the lefties cried and complained and nascar actually had to make a point to say that he didn't win the fan vote. He still got an award... and still made a dumbfuck speech about being on the right side of history ๐
the track is a circle! It's a NOOSE!!
He is a Russian collaborator. Look, he's performing a Crazy Ivan to starboard at the bottom half of the hour. Good little ะดะตัะบะฐ!
Good reference.
Learn to race, dont position so close to the wall without hugging if you can be turned like that. Christ. Its your job.
This. Although I wonder if the other drivers are super pissed at this prima Donna who basically ruined their sport. Revenge is best served on the track...๐
I just commented about this the other day, and here we are.
It's scary that he's driving around in a high-performance vehicle at dangerous speeds with other drivers in close proximity, yet he doesn't know the difference between a rope handle and a noose.
He sure knows how to turn LEFT, doe
His team reported the noose. Either way, NASCAR made a show of it before even an investigation. Someone at NASCAR wanted this to be a big "I STAND WITH" show. Let em burn. Maybe we can get races with left turns and right turns in the US now.
Out of the money for YEARS - a rabid child diversity play. His white daddy and partial black mother gave him just enough "I Am Oppressed" BS creed so as a now millionaire milks the system.
Is that black face that the track is wearing?
Affirmative Action on the big screen. Will petty motorsports get that sweet taxpayer bailout? Will the Rainbow Warrior come to his rescue? Nascar died with Winston Cup. Socialist drama queens pushing diversity hires now. Just because you stole it... doesn't mean you can drive it. Better racing in the near future.
All White devils must permit the the 1/3 black driver to win.
SJW
Next up - 1/5 black gender fluid butchered genital STD infested crack hoe to be winner as well.
Lol ๐!
he probably got spooked by an imagine of a noose on his rear view.
"Spooked" is an interesting word choice here.
Have to keep the bullshit going
I do love when the Trump curse is proven to be real!
The white man got poor Jussie Wallace again.
There was a KKK grand wizard there who used the force to move his car into the wall.
Mods, can this stay up until the next Noosecar race?
With GEOTUS Trump taking up all that space in his head rent free there's hardly any room left to think about driving.
He canโt hang with the real pros.
Looks like walls work
Inb4 retirement announcement
FTFY
I could watch that fifty times and still giggle. Another NASCAR hate crime.
Rub-a-dub-dub Bubba, Rubbin' is Racin'
A noose was on his steering wheel caused this.
Got what he deserved for driving like that. Then he cried about it after.
He was too busy daydreaming to see the cars coming up behind him.
Those walls can be nooseance
No.
Midol.