I want to see a South Park episode mocking the hysteria.
Its Flu/Allergy season. The owner of the city wok has just received his secret wuhan duck sauce, and accidently pops some bubble wrap, becoming patient 0 for Covid. He never spreads it. Meanwhile, Biden is playing battleship with trump, but is having a hard time with his dementia, even though the FBI is telling him where Trumps ships are. Fauci flies in special to monitor the "outbreak" in Colorado. Every time someone sneezes, Dr Fauci and a bunch of medical residents rush out and stick a bicycle pump down the sneezers' throats and inflate their lungs until their chest explodes. Fauci screams at the sky that he needs more bicycle pumps. This turns into a running gag where everytime someone sneezes, Fauci runs in with a bigger and bigger armful of bicycle pumps, but only ever uses one, leaving a wasteful pile of pumps by each murder. Everytime someone tries to protest the stupidity, Fauci slaps his dirty facemask on them and puts on a new one. The Mayor comes in with the "calvary" which turns out to be blm rioters who begin burning down the city to stop the virus. Meanwhile they are spreading the normal flu to each other as they riot. Everytime the rioters loot and burn a store, their clothes get a little more brand name. As the rioters get sick, Fauci dutifully murders them as well, eventually just killing anyone without a mask. A small band of visibly sick survivors huddle in a shelter made out of bicycle pumps. Andrew Cuomo shows up with his underwear on the outside of his suit and leads them safely to a nursing home where they beat up the elderly residents, infect them, and throw out all their meds. After several days and a climactic stand-off between the survivors and Fauci's bike pump mask police, Biden finally wins the Battleship game that Trump has long abandoned. CNN reports it live. Everyone is so moved by his senile joy that they forget about the disease and go home.
Me too. Really, how could this NOT happen?
I think you’re onto something.
I would just add that Fauci and his mask should be like 'Barney Stinson' and business suit photographs.
He goes around everywhere without a mask, but .. the instant that another character tries to activate a camera .. a mask (of useless cotton bandana format) magically appears on his face, then disappears again just as quickly afterwards as the camera stops or angles away.
(In 'How I Met Your Mother', people would believe that they had successfully taken a picture of Barney not in a business suit .. but upon examination the photograph depicts him very professionally in a business suit, by inexplicable means, triggered by the presence of the camera.)
Me too. Really, how could this NOT happen?
Matt and Trey continue to get less funny and less edgy.
Idk “Band in China” was pretty great. I liked most of the last season. I have hopes they’d do a Kung Flu episode.
Once you've attended the Oscars in drag wearing last year's fashion, it's kind of down hill from there.
Calvary - Hill on which Jesus died
cavalry - soldiers on horses
Anyway - very creative! I like quite a bit of it.
I had no idea those were two different words. Im just looking back on 20+ years wondering which of my friends noticed and never said anything.
It's a really easy and common mistake. In spoken speech, I'm not even sure people notice the difference.
would prefer to see the boys in the show rather than a host of real life characters usurping roles. This has long been my complain of south park over the last 10 years or so.