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Two_Scoops 92 points ago +92 / -0

It blows my mind that pedo joe is ahead of those two people that I’ve never heard of.

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RollerballJimmyCaan 15 points ago +15 / -0

I honestly can't believe Howie Hawkins is running for President. This guy seems to run for some office every year as a Green Party candidate in Upstate New York State. He's never even come close to winning. I saw him in a post office one time and I think he was wearing a Canadian tuxedo, no joke.

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xBigCoffinHunter 18 points ago +18 / -0

I imagine living off campaign funds in a perpetual office run is a decent living.

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1776-or-1984 6 points ago +7 / -1

"I'll be running for the next 7 decades, folks!"

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Afeazo 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's like being a career politician, but even lazier. At least career politicians pass corrupt laws to benefit their peers.

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Cutter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Any relation to Howie Mandel?

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Afeazo 2 points ago +2 / -0

First cousin, Howie Mandel's family is a little different. Normally families have the same last name but different first name, in his family everyone is named Howie and they change their last name.

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meals23 2 points ago +2 / -0

Howie Hawkins? Is that Hungry Howie?

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H_Guderian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could he do worse than Stein?

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edxzxz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe he's figured out a Jill Stein / "The Producers" type thing where he runs, raises campaign money, loses, and has loads of excess campaign money left over for fun and games?

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DarkBerry 5 points ago +5 / -0

HEY! He isn't a pedo! He is just a regular old ADULT WOMAN RAPIST

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ColbyP 11 points ago +11 / -0

Other than abolishing the ATF, there's not much I care about her. And even then it's only because the ATF is pointless. Neither Alcohol or Tabacco is illegal, and firearms shouldn't be due to the 2A. The entire department should be scrapped.

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Afeazo 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is such a broad category, too. Alcohol, tobacco, and firearms. How do you effectively oversee all three?

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Rothbard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah but libertarians are pro open borders IF all welfare and free shit is abolished. Just like how America used to let everyone in and it was fine because the only people who came were the ones motivated to improve their life not suck off the system.

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Rothbard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jo is female libertarian candidate. She recently supported BLM and pissed off half her base. Who will now probs vote Trump.

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H_Guderian 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a Libertarian, (this is how we introduce ourselves) I vote Trump, and I did vote for Jo in the primary. In my deeply blue state of MA I figure the more I push Jojo the more I can help aid in crushing Democrats farming Blue votes to make their expected 'muh popular vote' claim. Pushing Jojo is Dem areas is another way to win.

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Rothbard 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha im a libertarian as well I agree that is how we introduce ourselves. Thats the way to go. I should have made my name Im a libertarian instead of Rothbard. Cause probably only other libertarians notice.

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DrDT 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't have Twitter so I can't see the results... How is it looking now?

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Mass_Deporter 17 points ago +17 / -0

81% Trump with 85k votes in

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NoahGav 7 points ago +7 / -0

81.3% with 92k votes.

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TheBangoSkank 4 points ago +4 / -0

1 hour left 102k votes Trump 79.5%

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Swedistan 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think it is great that the "Libertarian party" has come out in favour of BLM.

It will really split the democrat vote.

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Nothinberder 27 points ago +27 / -0

I’m gonna wait and see what CNN says. I love me a good underdog story.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 20 points ago +20 / -0

Well Joe has no issue with under 10.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 23 points ago +24 / -1

Washington Times is republican, we should be concerned he isn't getting at least 95% of the vote.

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TDS_Vaccine 9 points ago +10 / -1

The fact this is happening on lefty twatter honestly evens it out in my opinion.

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Meatbank84 6 points ago +6 / -0

We all know all polls are bullshit

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Schrodingers_Cat 14 points ago +14 / -0

The problem is when that 9.1% votes 20 - 30 times each and then 10s of thousands of "uncounted ballots" are found in car trunks and basement closets after the election is finished.

The left is going to pull out ALL stops to TAKE the presidency and the Senate. They HAVE TO or they are finished as a party. So the question is not "who will win in a fair election". We all know the answer to that, but a fair election is not going to happen. The real question is "will the republicans do anything to stop the election from being stolen".

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Canuck4Trump2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

These words perfectly recap the situation.....

Voting monitoring, and voting in unprecedented numbers for the President will be absolutely necessary

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NoSafeSpace 12 points ago +12 / -0

With no link

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LostViking1985 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lolbertarians still voting for Jorgensen... do they know about her recent identity politics support? "We must be actively anti-racist!"

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Rothbard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Im libertarian. Most will support her up until a closer date. Then if she isnt looking like she will have any success theyll split for the major parties.

To be fair they shouldnt and you shouldnt give them shit on it because Trumps biggest issue is overcoming the Rinos.

If you had legitimate other parties youd have a much stronger country and harder to repeal 2A etc.

Also dont forget libertarians actually want 2a the gop just wants NRAs money. They brought in the most recent gun control laws! Under Trump.

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Tenspot20 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks like Biden and that Swedish Lady are almost neck and neck.

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redstampede 3 points ago +3 / -0

The other two names sound fictitious.

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kcfreels 3 points ago +4 / -1

Dr. Jorgansen is the Libertarian candidate, and is fairly based, a real Libertarian. Guessing the other fellow is the Green, also never heard of them.

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BurgerChef90 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her views on immigration are terrible, she’s basically open borders, and she supports the Marxist BLM group. No thanks

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Rothbard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Her views on borders is the same as every libertarian and the founding fathers. Let people come to the US if there are no handouts from the government. Thats what built the country and no doubt how and why your family came.

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Mike0xquitelong 3 points ago +3 / -0

CNN: Joe Biden SURGES in polls...this is the end for Trump, I can feel it!

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saltcollector 2 points ago +2 / -0

GEOTUS 4 EVA

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1776WILLCOMMENCE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's Kanye?

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Magastein143 2 points ago +2 / -0

But all OTHER POLLS SAY BIDEN IS LEADING 90%!

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Someone I've never heard of in my life is tied with Biden, whom I have never met a supporter of.

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HumblePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

9.1% for Biden?! Who the heck is responding to these polls? Yikes!

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Aisle-is-closed 2 points ago +2 / -0

I actually don’t like that 9% of the vote is going L. That is a dangerous spoiler in certain counties, in certain swing states.

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atomicpower 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where's Kanye?

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dindunufin2 2 points ago +2 / -0

A real poll!

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abbadon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jorgensen being anywhere close to Biden is actually shocking.

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slickrock 2 points ago +2 / -0

There you go; the president's actual poll numbers.

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ACuriousWingnut 2 points ago +2 / -0

BUt THe PoLls sAy OthERwIse!!

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Isolated_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone got a compilation of these that we can put next to a 'polls say biden is in the lead' quote?

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H_Guderian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jojo, you kinda suck, but you're way better than Biden. get your shit together and keep talking Democrat talking points and steal those votes!

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Throwaway_Test 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is Howie Hawkins?????????????????

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