Anyone else being pressured into a diamond right now?

The harder they squeeze the more badass I get. I buy all food locally since this started. My garden is rolling. My ham antenna is up. Only shop at local stores that don't make me wear a mask. I work out. I read. I go outside all day most days. My resolve has hardened. I am becoming unstoppable at this point, and will never return.

Anyone else? These people are so screwed.