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CisSiberianOrchestra 84 points ago +84 / -0

Gravity is the only cure for communism.

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BIDENSACPADDICT 24 points ago +26 / -2

Fucked to death by donkeys on viagra?

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FullAutoFlintlock 2 points ago +4 / -2

are you arguing for gravity using gravity as an example proving gravity isn't the only cure? u wot..

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NostalgicFuturist 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Don't worry, the fall won't hurt you. But watch out for that sudden deceleration at the end!"

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saltcollector 4 points ago +4 / -0

Volcanoes ^^

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TheDespotofCartoons 13 points ago +14 / -1

Kinda like this?

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Marshall 4 points ago +4 / -0

But... I believe you can fly... and need to express yourself...

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HunterBidenCokeStraw 3 points ago +3 / -0

Humans inability to fly is a social construct.

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SpaceForceMilitia 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just tell them to idenify as bird-kin and then let them fly.

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beta-detector 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can we name those choppas "Lolita Express"? That's what I'd call a poetic justice.

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BeefyBelisarius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah, let's call them 'Lolita's Revenge'.

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Tecumseh_S64 [S] 5 points ago +7 / -2

You could fly them VIP comfortably to a happy walk-off landing in Vancouver and if they couldn't come back, I would not balk at the cost.

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texaspede 11 points ago +11 / -0

There are dozens of idled cruise ships on the west coast right now. It seems like you could load them up, set sail and drop anchor until trials can be held.

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AllAmericanAdonis 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cargo ships modified to be floating prison ships. Cruise ships are too good for them.

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Marshall 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah. Cruise would imply food.