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New items available at Official Trump Shop... ; ) (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by debi_birx_scarf ago by debi_birx_scarf +3424 / -0
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10gauge 113 points ago +113 / -0

Don't forget the zinc.

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debi_birx_scarf [S] 61 points ago +62 / -1

...and the Zpac.

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MAGAlikethis 33 points ago +34 / -1

5 day regimen pack for all 3 is $20.00

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CisSiberianOrchestra 37 points ago +37 / -0

NOOO! The only way to treat Covid is with a $1000 a pop drug that will damage your liver and kidneys! You can't treat it with a drug that's been around since the 1950s and is so safe that even pregnant women can take it!

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CrookedRecords 10 points ago +10 / -0

Won't someone please think of the big pharma executives? Hahahaha....

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debi_birx_scarf [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

We must save Jake Gyllenhall.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looking at you Bernie. Oh wait, sorry, guess that wasn't actually him, he wouldn't buy something quite so cheap. That 5th house is almost at the closing stage, just a few more matching donations, because he can still win, and it'll be his! Match me!

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why buy them one when I can use the money for mods for my car?

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HCQaddict 5 points ago +5 / -0

Haha HCQ+ go CURRRRRRRE!

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Songofsixpence 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is there an online source for that? Would really love to just have it on hand in case. I do take zinc every day. Been doing lots of Gin and Tonics this summer as well. I know the tonic water doesn't have much q but whatever.

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MAGAlikethis 8 points ago +8 / -0

I believe it's Dr. Vladimir Zelenko treatment:

  1. Hydroxychloroquine 200mg twice a day for 5 days
  2. Azithromycin 500mg once a day for 5 days
  3. Zinc sulfate 220mg once a day for 5 days

"Zelenko is confident in the treatment and said it has been 100 percent effective. It costs $20 over a period of five days."

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Songofsixpence 6 points ago +6 / -0

This needs to be sold together as a kit or something. Doctors note or whatever but seriously who ever could put that together for over the counter would make plenty.

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MAGAlikethis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hydroxychloroquine and Z-pack aren't OTC. But your doctor can still prescribe them to you for off-label use. Just don't let them try to make you pay for that $3000 Remdesivir when the original treatment is so much cheaper.

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malthrax 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same here!!

No idea about the efficacy of tonic water, but I sure as hell FEEL better after a tall gin & tonic!

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Faintlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

https://corsination.com/covid-19/

You have to get a phone consultation to screen you for an uncommon heart condition that doesn't do well with hydroxychloroquine. If you pass the screen, you can get the drugs mailed to you from out of state if your governor is a filthy godless commie.

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Songofsixpence 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow awesome thanks!

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H4yw1r3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't do a zpack unless you're sick

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Dennislearsysbastard 2 points ago +2 / -0

It works great but messes with your stomach. I would like to have that combo on standby.

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H4yw1r3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah just saying don't use zpacks unless you actually have something you need it for. You'll get resistance to the antibiotics

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Faintlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://corsination.com/covid-19/

You have to get a phone consultation to screen you for an uncommon heart condition that doesn't do well with hydroxychloroquine. If you pass the screen, you can get the drugs mailed to you from out of state if your governor is a filthy godless commie.

You can also get it as preventative treatment.

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The_RedWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man I’m glad I bought a big bottle of it because that shit is hard to find in stores now

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SatanicSoros 50 points ago +51 / -1

Nothing compliments Hydroxychloroquine like a delicious can of Goya beans. When will Goya be available on the official shop, folks?

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debi_birx_scarf [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

You just gave me an idea for tomorrow : )

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linereddit 8 points ago +8 / -0

"GOYA beans, now fortified with HCQ, azithromycin, zinc, and Extra Freedom!"

Something like this?

(Don't answer, you'll spill the... ahh, never mind.)

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1in1024th 7 points ago +7 / -0

Zinc and Zpac compliments it better, I hear

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JoePCool14 6 points ago +6 / -0

This community is amazing.

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Faintlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Black Lives Matter Hydroxychloroquine

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

They should troll the libs, make them blue. They'll think they're taking their boner pills or their Adderall.

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thinkhard 2 points ago +2 / -0

American Flag should be added too!

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FrankEinstein 9 points ago +9 / -0

They need to ship my Defend the Police shirt!

Yuge backorder

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_Sully_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Got mine, took 2 weeks. I'm still waiting on my Make Space Great Again hat though.

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NormaJeanRocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same here, I got a couple of the white shirts in the picture when they had the sale on the 2nd, still no shipment email or anything. Guess its not just mine then

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

My order took quite a while to receive a shipping notification, they're probably swamped.

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DeadNighT26 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea I placed two orders like 2 weeks ago and haven't heard anything yet. Ordered a couple baby onesies, hoping they come before the babies outgrow em!

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FrankEinstein 1 point ago +1 / -0

I ordered XL size .... 6'7 250 giant size

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unintentional comedy is awesome! Swamped, lol

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florida4_life 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which isn't necessarily a bad thing

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Magistra 7 points ago +7 / -0

Make a cotton hat for women! (A la vineyard vines or Mount Gay Rum) I want to show my love & only want to buy from POTUS’ official store.

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MagaCat45 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can email the store and give suggestions. I’ve done that.

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jive-ass-turkey 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is a good idea.

You should pay a fashion design student $20 for a working concept. Get them to draw it exactly like you'd like it. If you want a Vineyard Vines look but with the MAGA (or whatever version you think would appeal to you) then tell them explicitly and get them to work up a conceptual drawing.

You would be frankly shocked at what $20 will get you from an artist. Especially a motivated one.

But the proposal needs to be done well or it'll be missed, IMO. I bet the campaign gets inundated with suggestions. You must assume yours will be in a pile of competing offers.

You need something that jumps off the page and sets itself apart immediately, which can only be accomplished with a drawing of the concept, IMO.

This is a good idea. If brought to fruition, I think it could be legitimately viable.

It's also targeted at a demo the campaign is very much prioritizing this election, which only helps your chances.

Regardless, I like your idea and think you are on to something here.

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was really confused for a second, then I saw the flair

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Ironball 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shit.........I was ready to order! LOL

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swimminginthoughts 4 points ago +4 / -0

That eagle shirt, soooooooo nazi!

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Rudygarrido 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do t get it... All I see are items to Make America Great... 🤷🏻‍♂️

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gamingthisandthat 4 points ago +4 / -0

TROLOLOLOLOL

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Evergreene 3 points ago +3 / -0

didn't see the flair at first and I was on my way to buy some .. LOL

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nuffy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just dropped 120$ on the red hoodie, red hat and build the wall t shirt. I will be hitting the polls in November completely decked out to represent our President - honestly can’t wait!

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debi_birx_scarf [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Post it on .Win when u get it.

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MAGAlikethis 3 points ago +3 / -0

I order quite a bit from this store. Took my new large-letter Red MAGA hat 3 weeks to arrive!. Never has anything taken this long to get here - they are popular!

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Industry4 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fitted hats. Fitted hats. Fitted hats!!!

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RandoMando2A 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got the Space Force t-shirt. Not pictured. I recommend light, comfy, and patriotic. No need for the HCQ...lol

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 3 points ago +3 / -0

MORE DEREGULATION PLEASE

Make this a reality

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NoahGav 3 points ago +3 / -0

The sad part is I actually thought this was true for a moment.

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EntilZha 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would be a better troll to swap out the pill bottle with a bottle of the fish tank cleaner.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

LMFAOOOO! I received the navy hat after I was set the red one by mistake and they let me keep the red one! I gave it to my mom, she’s so happy :-)

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Frandemo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got so excited to see that there’s new stuff available on the store. It was only a joke :(

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I could buy hydroxychloroquine. It's most effective when you first get symptoms I believe. So the problem is some states banned it and you can't get it without scheduling an appointment with a doctor, which has a lot wait and you might get more infected around others, then you have to wait until you're bad enough to be hospitalized then maybe if you talk them into it and get through their political filters you maybe can get it. So stupid. Might be better to drive to mexico and get it before getting sick?

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Faintlight 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://corsination.com/covid-19/

You have to get a phone consultation to screen you for an uncommon heart condition that doesn't do well with hydroxychloroquine. If you pass the screen, you can get the drugs mailed to you from out of state if your governor is a filthy godless commie.

You can get it prescribed to you as a preventative if you say you have issues like grandparents you have to be around.

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

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Captntrouble 2 points ago +2 / -0

whats typical turnaround for shipping?

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debi_birx_scarf [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard 3 weeks as of late. Used to be 9 days.

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fluffykitten 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao

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winsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Defend the Police tees! https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/

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South_Florida_Guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

SUPER MALE VITALITY!!!

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OkieRedPiller 2 points ago +2 / -0

Left out the MAGOYA hat

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Stirwood 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bought that T shirt and it is very nice and quality made. Maybe I’ll pick up some pills to put with my prepper gear.

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kleindropper 1 point ago +1 / -0

No joke, I ordered my USA Today gestapo t-shirt yesterday; Can't wait to wear it.

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DarkBerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

$$$

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roostergold1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey! Speaking of...I ordered some stuff on the 4th and haven't gotten a shipping notification yet. Anyone else in the same boat?

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debi_birx_scarf [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

3 weeks wait i heard. The virus has slowed the store down.

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Polks_Corps 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait wait wait....please tell me those tablets are photoshopped

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Keeneix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I looked all over at the shop and it didn't seem to actually be there.

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Batman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does the store sell masks? Stores are now requiring it, so thinking about either going offensive, or making a statement.

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MudDog 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they sell out and I die from the china virus, I'll never forgive you guys

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Skywise 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just do the MAGA and USA flag face masks.

If corporate America is going to force this nonsense on us then they can hear us shout.

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Davehere 1 point ago +1 / -0

How the hell.so i post something here n not just comment on other posts

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