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OGpsywar 191 points ago +193 / -2

Pro Tip: Embalming fluid isn't "Chemo".

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Sumarongi 67 points ago +67 / -0

It kind of is though

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WhitePowerRanger 35 points ago +43 / -8

I know you’re being sarcastic, but embalming preserves tissue, chemo kills tissue. They couldn’t be more different

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Deplora 50 points ago +50 / -0

Embalming preserves dead tissue. If the tissue wasn't already dead, the chemicals in the embalming fluid (mainly formaldehyde, glutaraldehyde, methanol) would definitely kill it.

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WhitePowerRanger 25 points ago +25 / -0

I heard that shit gets you high as fuck

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EntilZha 20 points ago +20 / -0

I agree with George Carlin about preserving dead bodies, "What kind of Medieval, superstitious bullshit is this?", plow those bodies under for farming.

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WhitePowerRanger 8 points ago +8 / -0

Duncan trussel talks about this in his new show, midnight gospel. Embalming came about during the civil war when they had to preserve the bodies long enough to be transported (by wagon) back to their home states so they could have a viewing and proper funeral. After the war, they had to convince people to still buy their services so they wouldn’t go out of business. But yeah. It’s not natural and pretty useless in today’s day and age.

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HitlerWasBad 1 point ago +2 / -1

I am a medieval, superstitious kind'a fuck.

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deplorable-d00d 32 points ago +33 / -1

I think its the blood of unborn babies

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trumpORbust 26 points ago +27 / -1

Unborn black babies

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Liberty_Prime 16 points ago +17 / -1

Unborn Hatian black babies.

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bubadmt 14 points ago +14 / -0

Black crimes matter!

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DittoHead 8 points ago +8 / -0

It’s so hard to believe that Justice Scalia said they were great friends

X

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TruthyBrat 24 points ago +24 / -0

X and LOL

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Batman 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, but I hear it will protect people from OrangeManBad. Just trying to help our leftist lurkers.