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Jenfarmer2020 -5 points ago +6 / -11

it always is when you're fat. Its also nasty when you take a shit and dont shower. I dont care how well you wipe, if your tissue comes back looking clean that just means you've got a now invisible layer of poop in your asshole. Try wiping again with a wetted tissue strong enough to stand together like a paper towel, and it'll come back brown.

The "ass smell" you usually get from whiffing people who exercise is because of leftover poop particulate no matter how well you wipe.

Thats why the phrase "opinions are like assholes" is real.

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myswedishfriend 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's why I only shit in the shower.

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TexasPiper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Waffle stomp?

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Three_honks 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was hoping to see this here. Now I am satisfied.