All charges against local artist mistakenly accused of destruction of public property during live performance have been dropped. District Attorney Kim Fox quoted as saying, "It was a powerful statement piece meant to invoke deep feelings of anger. The success of the work only confirms the beauty of it's conceptualization and to punish such a gifted artist for challenging our perceptions of artistic meaning would be the true criminal act." Donations can be made to the artist's Patreon account using the link below,
An article in next month's Washington Post, probably.
I literally thought this was a real quote for a moment. It honestly wouldn't surprise me a bit.
It's almost like any dumbass who can type can pretend to be a journalist...