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Kaarous 447 points ago +448 / -1

A good ad. It won't work on the liberals of course, asking a liberal to engage in introspective thought is like trying to read Shakespeare to a house pet. All you'll do is waste your breath and your time.

But it will definitely hit the normies.

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Dirk_Diggler 208 points ago +209 / -1

Uh, excuse me, but if I were to read Shakespeare to my dogs, at least they would appreciate spending the time with me, even if they couldn't comprehend the material. Liberals (leftist), on the other hand, are completely insufferable and obnoxious. It's more like reading Shakespeare to a stomach ulcer.

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FreshCovfefe3 60 points ago +60 / -0

Strangely enough, one of the most rabid leftists I know is a HS Shakespearean literature teacher. When Saint Floyd suffered the fentanyl induced heart attack and died, she was doing drawings of him to help ease her pain, and atone for her white privilege. Of course she had to post them on her FB page to virtue signal. I generally wouldn't care less about that, but she has a ton of students as FB friends and never stops spewing that garbage. If I were a parent of one of her students I'd be pissed.

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ADAM_SCHITT 3 points ago +3 / -0

He wasn't getting choked he was on the side of his neck.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 1 point ago +1 / -0

And had 4x the lethal fent dose in his system. He shoved some balloons up his ass and they popped. He knew he was fucked and started freaking out before he overdosed.

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ParkingLotRanger 28 points ago +30 / -2

Students as FB friends? Yeah, she’s probably banging some of them.

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Peashout 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yup, that is super sketchy.

Most teachers want NOTHING to do with students outside of the classroom.

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arebee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Because adults in the real world wouldn’t put up with her gay ass virtue signaling. Her students probably eat it up because they’re a bunch of retard kids

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covfefe2525 18 points ago +18 / -0

Saint Floyd - hah! :)

You don't hear much about the fentanyl angle, nor that he had WufanFlu, do you?

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mujahidm810 18 points ago +18 / -0

does he count as a Covid death? ...asking for a friend.

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covfefe2525 4 points ago +4 / -0

Almost certainly I would think...

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edxzxz 12 points ago +12 / -0

Probably he counts as 5 covid deaths - one for each funeral. Sorry for you if your grandma or other relation died though and you couldn't have any kind of service at all.

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MAGA_Fuckhead 5 points ago +5 / -0

Plus all the people who died in the race riots caused by this hoax also died of covid

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HankHollywood 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep. Wonder if they changed suits on him like they changed Aretha Franklins dresses as they shuttled her corpse around the country. Incredible how they put that garbage fuck Floyd on a pedestal.

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FL2PC72LE 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah, having students as your FB friends seems to me a mark of immaturity. I was an English teacher for 16 years. No students on my FB. I care about them, and I'll communicate with them if they want, but I'm not adding them as "friends" so I can blitz them with my views even outside the classroom.

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Lamech_Slade 12 points ago +12 / -0

The district where I live, being Facebook friends with a student is a fireable offense. She's probably in some liberal hell hole where teachers can't be fired, but it's something to look into.

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BloodyWolf 1 point ago +2 / -1

I think it is a fine thing for students and teachers to be friends.

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angryamerican1964 34 points ago +35 / -1

what you said

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progressives4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not to mention you get the benefit of appreciating Shakespeare

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RexCollumSilvarum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indeed; your house pet won't get much out of it, but you will!

A little off topic, but I highly recommend that the language buffs among us look up videos about people who perform Shakespeare in their reconstructed original circa-1600 pronunciation. It's such a pleasure to listen to; it doesn't sound like modern British, which has diverged much more than American English has. It sounds like Irish English with a mixture of American and Scottish English thrown in. It's amazing!

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MAGA_Fuckhead 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shakespeare be rayciss yo

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SavingPrivateGrace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Romeo, where far out you da Ramona now. Reee my identity.

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BloodyWolf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude. I read my pets Milton -- they really appreciate it much more. You should try it.

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Please_Clap 37 points ago +37 / -0

A former friend of mine (a die-hard liberal) mentioned to me multiple times during the 2016 campaign that Christianity needs to be stopped, the constitution is irrelevant in today's modern times, and socialism will make a comeback through the democrat party/Hillary's election into office.
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The DNC/MSM likes us to think they are stupid buffoons and irritating as hell but in fact they are carrying out an agenda from above (most likely Soros, Gates, Buffet, Iger, D. Solomon (GS), J. Dimon (BofA), B. Roberts (NBC), R. Stephenson (AT&T), and many many other non-US globalist leaders). They are engaged with us in a full-court press against our movement to take back America - a war with us. Acosta knows exactly what he is doing and he is coached what to say and how to say it. They set the agenda. Constantly on the offensive. Hoax after hoax after hoax. More coming too. He and all his associates on the White House Press Corps are high-paid puppets of the globalist cabal that seeks to destroy America's sovereignty and our Constitution. They must be stopped.

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PinochetIsMyHero -9 points ago +1 / -10

I doubt Gates is a part of it. He's always been somewhat apolitical.

Back in the late 1990s when the Left was pushing a major gun control initiative in Washington, his father was urging him to jump in and finance the shit out of the initiative. Gates donated what was to him a pittance to the leftist side and made no statements about it.

Say what you will about his vaccine nonsense, he's mostly donated to third-world medical research causes.

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arebee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah liberals are level 1, leftists are level 2. Stop mislabeling it’s hate speech. Reeeeee

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tigressroars 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the long game winning strategy right here.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 35 points ago +35 / -0

This is a GREAT use of Union funds, far better than any partisan hackery.

I agree it won't solve all the problems, but any NYC cop gets at least one moment to be proud of something.

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Kaarous 20 points ago +20 / -0

Lots of love buddy, but that link is staying blue.

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Gluteusmax 8 points ago +8 / -0

My exact reaction.

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Mitschu 4 points ago +4 / -0

My react erection, as well.

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StrongIsland 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pass the Eye Bleach, fuck it, I'll just bath in it now

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Bluestorm83 14 points ago +14 / -0

I hear that, man. I discuss REAL topics with my dog, things like civics, science fiction, and who's the best girl. She still says it's me, but I can forgive her for not understanding human gender. After all, she's a dog.

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progressives4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Leftists don't understand human gender either

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Bluestorm83 5 points ago +5 / -0

Right, but what's their excuse? You'd think that Homo Sapiens Sapiens (Man Doubly Wise) is inherently smarter than Canis Familiaris (Familiar Dog,) and yet I see greater sense from the animal who occasionally has to wake me up in the middle of the night to be sure that the Thunder can't get her.

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Snypr18 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whoa now, there is no "best girl". Every girl is beautiful and perfect and special in every possible way imaginable and how dare you suggest that some girls might not be best because every girl is just as best as the previous girl and in fact the concept of "best" is a form of white supremacy meant to establsshhzhh socia- hhhhhhhh socio-nnnnnnnnnrrrrrggggggggg and listen fat, you RR as t TFCHBXZ tis to 5 an dr and oranyt? E And so orange man bad, Nazi.

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Aclothorsomething 98 points ago +104 / -6

I wish a real graphic designer had created this add. It could be a lot more punchy if it was more than just some changes in font.

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sunwolf87 28 points ago +30 / -2

My services are available...

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Magatronic 25 points ago +25 / -0

Very kind, fine pede. If you wanted to make it better, I’d be willing to find a way to get it back to the right people within the NYPD in case they want to run it more than once. Many hands and all that.

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Aclothorsomething 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes! Do it!

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CerebralPimp 5 points ago +5 / -0

And my axe!

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Usernames1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Like a Dale Brisby SuperPuncher!

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MAGA_Fuckhead 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lots of institutions deliberately hire and maintain the employment of BAD graphic designers. It is a weird phenomenon in the graphics industry, if youre too good they dont want you and you have to go freelance.

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incogneato 89 points ago +89 / -0

deBlasio and his Globalist masters knew exactly what would happen.

That's why they did this.

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ModernKnight 10 points ago +10 / -0

It sucks equally for everyone... who can't afford private security.

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MooCow1980 63 points ago +63 / -0

NY post? No one that needs to read it will. But they put it where they could. Glad they did.

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IthoughtIwalked 44 points ago +44 / -0

Fortunately, the intellectual left will get around the violence problem by decriminalizing it. If you don't enforce or convict people of crimes, the numbers magically go down. That's how they play - don't solve anything, just hide the problem.

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IthoughtIwalked 11 points ago +11 / -0

I guess that's more of what I meant. Charges will be re-categorized to make it look like the incidence of certain crimes is going down, but really just the names change. Like California can say that felony level theft is down, but it is because theft valuing less than $950 is considered a misdemeanor. Of course theft will still happen, and any smart criminal will just steal less value per incident and increase frequency, but the reality is that the plan will be marketed as a success when it is unlikely that any true decrease in theft will occur.

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zhalias 2 points ago +2 / -0

That reminds me of that video from awhile back. They had just made that felony theft change, and it was literally a video of someone walking into a pharmacy or something. This person walked in, brought their own bag, and just filled that shit up with over-the-counter medicine. Walked out with like $930 worth of OTC medicine, never even went up to the counter just walked in cleared a few shelves and walked out.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's not how it would work. If LEOs turned their head to all violence, not just NY but all of the US could be purged in one night.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

My body [armor] is ready.

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Amaroq64 5 points ago +5 / -0

Remember when that shooting in florida happened and the on-campus security guard (and several other cops) did absolutely nothing to stop it?

I can't find it again, but there was a twitter thread where someone was researching corruption in the florida school system at the time. Their findings were basically that there's this big corrupt quid-pro-quo or whatever you call it, between the police and the schools.

I don't remember the convoluted details. But it was like, the police had a deal with the schools. The schools make crime "disappear", money changes hands, the crime statistics make them all look like heroes.

The security cop living at the school is there to handle the reports and evidence and manipulate it so there's no crimes anymore.

It was so bad that the local gangs were figuring out what the crime quotas were and having teenagers do all their crimes for them after the cutoff was reached so that nothing would be done about it.

This kind of shit is likely why the florida school shooter was never apprehended despite high-risk behaviors, possibly why Trayvon Martin had a bunch of suspicious shit in his backpack but was never apprehended for anything before he got killed, and why the school security cop bugged out like a coward and didn't actually do anything to try to save the students. He wasn't there to protect them, he was there to fudge the numbers.

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progressives4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Broward county. I remember that the Obama administration or the DoE were involved in that too

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Were they?

I seem to remember hearing something about the FBI in relation to it.

...the FBI received a tip that he was probably going to do something like that, and they didn't do anything about it.

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DeathToJackDorsey 23 points ago +23 / -0

GET FUCKED COMMIE WILHELM

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Jonstewart 20 points ago +21 / -1

You= people of new York who actually voted for these clowns

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Questionable how many actually voted. Fair elections were last held when?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

So did DJT. Doesn't mean we know how many voted for who. Results shouldn't be announced until every last vote has been counted, in front of God and everybody. After voting in person only, with photo ID, check the voter registration roll, and ink the finger. One person, one vote. I don't care if it takes a month to arrive at the results.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

So am I! Everywhere else, too. should be one standard. We facilitated a fair election in Afghanistan of all places, we can do it here.

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kaorakamate 19 points ago +20 / -1

Awesome. The people must begin to understand or nyc is doomed

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AlphaNathan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bad news fren

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progressives4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get out while you can

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FedUp 14 points ago +14 / -0

Message needs to be simplified and put on billboards everywhere.

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Wood_Shampoo1 11 points ago +11 / -0

BASED AS FUCK

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AedraLord 11 points ago +11 / -0

Blue Lives Matter

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HectorReborn 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ad just needs “...you fucking morons” at the end.

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Berzerker_king 11 points ago +11 / -0

AND WHO THE FUCK WAS KNEELING TO THE BLM AND KISSING THEIR ASS? Who were the ones dancing in pride parades and giving public statements that the most dangerous threat is "from the far right"? Who were the ones who was trying to put leftists into power because "muh police union"?

The police is now acting as if their hands are clean. No, it is not. These guys were supporting the islamoleftists all this time because of their union and their govt. bureaucracy power trip. These guys were blaming the nationalists as "far right" and threat to America and calling them terrorists. They were treating antifucks with kid gloves and jailing good people like the proud boys.

It is ONLY because they are now at the receiving end that they are talking like this, otherwise these very people would have been lecturing us for not being inclusive and being nazis and white supremacist (I'm not white, but apparently I am a white supremacist as per the libtards).

Yes, we need to support the police in these times, but never forget that what these people have done. They are not true friends of the nationalists, they are also part of the govt. bureaucracy who go on power trip and do virtue signalling like anything.

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raybiker73 2 points ago +2 / -0

^^^ This, precisely.

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RoccoSiffredisAlt40 1 point ago +2 / -1

You think that the police unions support BLM and islamoleftists? You have no idea what you're talking about. They've been beating the drum on these issues since long before anyone was paying attention.

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RedNonna 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah - I remember there was a big deal made when the NYPD turned their backs on Comrade de Blasio at some event.

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Berzerker_king 1 point ago +1 / -0

Am I wrong that the police from many of the cities knelt for the BLM? Am I wrong that the Seattle police dept gave up their police precinct to the CHOP / CHAZ thing? Am I wrong that many of the high ranking police guys have been saying that the biggest threat in America is not from Antifa and such but from the "far right"? Am I wrong that the Antifa are let off very lightly by the police whereas the proud boys were hounded as if they were Hitler in person themselves? In the Portland when the antifa were cracking nationalists' skull with bike locks and when they attacked Andy Ngo, what did the police do? Did they not instead put the proud boys in jail instead? In 2016 when the motherfucking commies and islamoleftists were attacking Trump supporters and people attending Trump rallies, what did the police do? Did they not just do nothing? Am I wrong?

Where am I wrong here?

A lot of police unions have been democrat party supporters and endorsing them. Am I wrong? Yes people should oppose the insanity of "defund the police" and what not, but don't forget that the police have been standing with the islamoleftists, right up until this point. The NYPD chief who got attacked a few days ago, did he himself not kneel to support the BLM? Did he not? It is only now that they are being attacked themselves, that they are speaking against the islamoleftists otherwise they were all trying to show the nationalists as the evil guys. Am I wrong?

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MuadDon 9 points ago +9 / -0

Care about your local politics or expect this to continue. We should all be able to name every single member of our city councils and what they represent/advocate for. If not, why expect anything to change for the better?

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progressives4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is very important and the Right needs to take this seriously in their home towns

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nomoreprinkles 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's incredibly held back. I would've just had a line of goatse with HAHA as the heading

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eviantears 5 points ago +5 / -0

Excellent - turn the page quicker delusional liberal fascists.

God Bless LE - I would not have the patience they do to put up with such unappreciative cry baby officials & public. I’m not an authoritarian but holy HELL do people need to grow up & stop acting like 2nd grade brats hazing a substitute.

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HumblePede 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is a thing of beauty! I'm not sure how effective it will be when the cognitive dissonance is so ingrained, but if there are any free thinking individuals left in NYC, it might reach them. We can only hope, right?

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saltcollector 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fucking A Blue Lives Matter.

Low IQ faggots won’t understand this tho.

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Evistus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Defund the corrupt POLI-ticians!!!!!

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Bigsweaties 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been saying this about all Democrat cities. Who runs the cities with all this 'systemic' racism and police brutalities? They control the Mayor's office, the city councils, 90% of government administrative jobs and the PoPo. They burn their cities over their elected officials policies and scream Orange Man Bad. Clown World. Honk Honk.

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onetruecliff 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based Policemen and women, good ad.

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morphagent 3 points ago +3 / -0

That is bitchin'! (trying to bring it back)

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Troll 3 points ago +3 / -0

They arrested the proud boys, they get what they deserve.

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linden687 2 points ago +2 / -0

This needs a sticky, immediately. It has to be shared by as many people as possible.

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PNWArtist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now that's beautiful.

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not that great. "Illegal guns" to the communist police force in New York and California mean completely different things compared to a conservative state.

Technically we can get a misdemeanor in CA, if I don't fight the governor's decree of mandated masks in court. Some people can't afford it. Now I am in possession of an "illegal gun" merely because the govt tells me it's illegal.

The left are eating their own in this case, but remember they are still communists.

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Berkeley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reallly? I thought we would have unicorns shitting rainbows to allow for LGBTQP+ inclusivity and to show that we are taking a stand against the hegemony of the patriarchy by twerking in beat with one another !!!1! #Diversity #PeggedByMyGFToDestroyThePatriarchy

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FL2PC72LE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent!!!

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 2 points ago +2 / -0

DeBlasio is a completely incompetent piece of shit AT BEST.

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0kBoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Walk away!!! I wonder how many union police voted to put warren Wilhelm and the others in to office??

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Rodrigo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just what the ANC did in South Africa! Can you say "Farm Murders?"

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billswinthesuperbowl 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a LEO fucking amen!

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Diana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same exact thing could be said about the welfare state encouraging single-parent households.

Gee, think raising males with no father present might be more of an issue in certain communities than someone's great, great, great, great, great grandparents being the victims of the slave trade?

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Donaldo2017 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gets all of us to give some thought to what is going on. Hope this will help to calm things down. I'm optimistic.

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diversityisdeath 1 point ago +1 / -0

every politician should have to be a police officer for 6 months before taking a gov job. hell, they wouldn't last 1 week.

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motrhed3 1 point ago +1 / -0

there was a famous democrat who used to say, "the buck stops here." what happened to democrats and taking responsibility?

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Thedon4ever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lock HIM Up.!!! Send him to Rikers Island.!!!! 🚔Back the Blue🚔.

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao, thay nailed it. It's the politicians fault period.

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jomten 1 point ago +1 / -0

They need to stop enforcing the gun laws. Let the citizens be armed and the crime will go down.

People don't play the knockout game in Texas.

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lanre 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell me more about these "illegal" guns...

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PartandParcel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice. Calling out that liberal lunacy.

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Dev-Zero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great ad, but functions like one of Barrs strongly worded letters. Will be ignored by pols and libs. Cops need to walk off the job to achieve any change in new york.

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice.

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well written