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Say It ONE MORE TIME (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by BowelSharpton +3544 / -0
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NobodyLikesSplatter 100 points ago +100 / -0

I believe it. Everyone on the left has turned into a total faggot. “Stay safe” motherfuckers!

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Kekintosh2020 40 points ago +40 / -0

Stay terrorized!

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MAGA_Fuckhead 15 points ago +16 / -1

Bitch needs to swing from the gallows

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't be afraid

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NobodyLikesSplatter 24 points ago +24 / -0

I’ve always hated that expression anyway. “Stay safe.” No I’m gonna go out and live extremely dangerously! Run out in front of trucks on the interstate and stuff, leave my front door wide open all the time... jc

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HonkNJhonk 17 points ago +17 / -0

My go to response is “no promises”, with a grin.

Said it just the other day after carrying my helmet with me into the store. Clerk said “stay safe”, I’m like “no promises”. Vroom vroom.

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Tookens 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kind of like the "baby on board" signs.

Actually I had planned on side swiping someone and t-boning your car, but because of your stupid sign I'll slow down and stay in my lane.

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SentryS 15 points ago +15 / -0

Bang on.

Language is being manipulated on the fly to carefully craft our thoughts and emotions. An equivique towards violence.

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Caitiffculprit 6 points ago +6 / -0

I give everyone a "later nigga"

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PurestEvil 4 points ago +4 / -0

I always get angry when someone says "stay safe" to me. Although my mother says it because of 3rd world migrants and increasingly authoritarian German government.

I have to return to Germany from Hungary for work, but they already talk about closing borders so that people can't get OUT. This is purely insane and exactly what communists did a while ago.

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Afeazo 21 points ago +21 / -0

Growing up as kids we did some stupid shit, playing around heavy equipment and setting fire to things. As late teens we bought cars and motorcycles, raced them down highways, and shot at each other with fireworks. As adults we drank excessively on weekends, jumped dirt bikes and four wheelers, shot at explosives, went skydiving, and even explored rural South America as back packers.

None of those activities were safe, yet I still did them. It is part of living life. If I have a chance of dying going about day to day activities then fuck it, let it kill me. Life is not worth living as a prisoner.

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slangin_paint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amen.

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HTTP_404 4 points ago +4 / -0

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FormerGraveheart 1 point ago +2 / -1

Google too.

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purple_nitrile 6 points ago +6 / -0

Since the black population in Detroit is close to 80%, would Detroit be considered diverse or homogeneous?

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard that Atlanta is the Blacks' "homogeneous" city.

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Pau1F01ey 2 points ago +3 / -1

Alright Trump. Enact Insurrection Act.

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Pau1F01ey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then either we counter riot or dig in and prepare for fall. If military won’t listen, then that means the reds have won in totality.

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AlphaNathan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh my gosh The Committee of Public Safety is coming to Minneapolis.

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JediTrumptimusPrime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Phil?

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JediTrumptimusPrime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Watch that step, it's a doooozy!

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, if you're Joe Scarborough's pregnant secretary, three feet seems to be sufficient height to fall and bash your skull in multiple times.

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

The floor killed more old people than coronavirus!

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MAGAlikethis 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Do-nothing Democrats are trying to force everyone into separation, staying home and doing nothing. They are going to be very sorry because people are getting sick of being suppressed. You cannot crush the American spirit. And it's going to be nothing but tears for those who try.

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TheTPL 1 point ago +1 / -0

That NJ sub seems to be a majority left-wing jerkfest.

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Pelosi_Halitosis 52 points ago +52 / -0

Say, new normal once again, mother fucker!

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AlphaNathan 21 points ago +21 / -0

Throughout these uncertain times, we're all in this together.

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Kweebecker 8 points ago +8 / -0

You forgot "unprecedented". In these unprecedented times of a virus that kills people already on death's door...

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South_Florida_Guy 39 points ago +39 / -0

Omg I straight up feel like fighting people when they say this shit to me.

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Pau1F01ey 24 points ago +25 / -1

Whispers New Normal...

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winsome 28 points ago +28 / -0

New normal. Just called Lori Lightfoot's (chi mayor) office. Asked how they're going to stop the killing of the children and others in the city. In an uncaring, sing-song voice, the lady said. "Well, I don't know, you'll have to ask the people doing the shooting."

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MajJamesMcFarlane 22 points ago +22 / -0

I don't know, you'll have to ask the people doing the shooting."

black people?

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Ricky_CIA 7 points ago +7 / -0

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

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winsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd have to ask, not them, lol.

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MAGA_Fuckhead 3 points ago +6 / -3

Fuckin uppity bitches. No wonder niggas dont wanna fuck their own women

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behemoth887 2 points ago +2 / -0

"i asked them and they said we're not gonna stop killing. is that your official stance on the killing too? i must assume so since you advised that i seek their opinion to determine yours."

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A_Flappy_Civic 20 points ago +20 / -0

Just going to leave this here

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3uKvNKAg_bs

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Spawnlingman 19 points ago +19 / -0

And "new and uncertain times"

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AlphaNathan 11 points ago +11 / -0

ALoNe tOgEtHer

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BowelSharpton [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Aldous would be proud.

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 18 points ago +18 / -0

Hahahahaha this is gold

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hollow_fang 14 points ago +14 / -0

Generations before us have lived through several wars. During that? They tried their damnest to live life as normal. Scary shit's happening, but life must go on.

And now this generation encounters an itty bitty virus that kills <1% of the people that it infects, and then gets so unbelievably scared that they burn down their entire economy and want to completely restructure society and the way that we live, possibly forever, into this weird dystopian shit where every human is seen as a potential filthy virus-carrying threat, to the point that no social interaction is ever allowed anymore. And will probably try to do this again for every bad flu season.

What a difference.

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PropagandaWizard1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly this. America is soft and weak, pathetic really. Only a matter of time before our enemies come to take what they want. All they have to do is sneeze or put on Halloween mask and Americans will cower in their basements complaining on Reddit.

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MajJamesMcFarlane 6 points ago +6 / -0

/>1%

<1%

FTFY

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hollow_fang 6 points ago +6 / -0

Based.

Thank you

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TheTPL 1 point ago +1 / -0

Worst of all is the stigma surrounding this virus. I know people who've had it, but they're terrified of discussing it. They've officially weaponized it against all of society.

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PolarBears4Trump2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Kek

Every liberal puke on TV says that

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TiltedOutOfBall3 5 points ago +5 / -0

How much you want to bet that he only did that because he was threatened behind the scenes?

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Terstermernt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah I can't listen to him anymore as a result.

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trumpdouble 11 points ago +12 / -1

I doubledogdareyou

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MobileDev4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now this is a Struggle Session I can support.

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ibanez7271 8 points ago +8 / -0

I finally understand what people mean when they say they are "triggered". Every time someone says "new normal", I immediately assume they are an idiot and anything they say after that point is a lie

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PropagandaWizard1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Except "getting triggered" over active brain washing by The Deep State is a natural human reaction. People should be triggered by this BS.

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Notme 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are not wrong.

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Gadsden 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm shocked at how many moron sheep are touting this motto. I can't turn on the TV, radio, or even surf the web without seeing this crap.

I'm sick of 2020. Unbelievable that it could get this bad, this fast.

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GeneralVeers 6 points ago +7 / -1

The New Normal: just like the Old Normal, except a LOT more people will own guns.

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AbsurdOpinion 7 points ago +7 / -0

And they were starting too... that's why the sudden "100% positive case - we must mandate masks" crap popped up. They don't want anyone to get comfortable.

Comfortable people vote for the incumbent. Scared people vote for change. That's why the dems push these scare tactics

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Kharn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whatever happened to "Keep calm and carry on"?

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MainAd 4 points ago +4 / -0

Down hyeah we say:" have a good one" [or day} as we part

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Mr_Beanths 4 points ago +4 / -0

Obama: “We have to manage the decline”

Trump: “Hold my magic wand”

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DKnightRZ 4 points ago +4 / -0

MAGA Doctor: "Does it hurt?"

Former Leftist Patient: "No, not really. In fact I feel better than ever!"

MAGA Doctor: "Good, just keep taking the HydroMAGAchloroquine to stop the wrongthink and fake news. Don't forget to wear your Keep America Great hat and holding an AR15 in one hand and the American flag in the other after taking it."

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JS_Mill 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was told a few weeks of "flatten the curve". All I go was shitty communism.

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TheTPL 3 points ago +3 / -0

My one neighbor said wait until flu season, people are going to go absolutely insane with panic.

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redstampede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you for posting this. Every time I hear that phrase I've wanted the person saying it to get hit.

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fucktheleft 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every time I hear it I want to punch myself in the face.

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MythArcana 3 points ago +4 / -1

Dr. Abby Normal, M.D. (Medical Duck) 💉💩💨

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 3 points ago +3 / -0

I seethe with full body anger when I see code wording like “new normal”

“My truth/our truth” is the worst.

If it’s not just the truth, it’s a lie.

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StrongIsland 3 points ago +3 / -0

"In these unprecedented times" would like a word with your copywriter

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PhiladelphiaEagles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Painful. As an Eagles fan I remember Doug Pederson saying welcome to the "New Normal" at the parade after SB52.

Down hill ever since...

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BowelSharpton [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're seriously ramming this New Lexicon term down our collective THROATS aren't they? Every Available Media is keeping up this 24/7 mantra "The New Normal". Goebbels would be a very proud daddy seeing the progeny of his ideology these days.

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assaultfreightliner 2 points ago +2 / -0

Brilliant

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Mcbignuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

tHe nEw NoRMmALl

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