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Say It ONE MORE TIME (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
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NobodyLikesSplatter 24 points ago +24 / -0

I’ve always hated that expression anyway. “Stay safe.” No I’m gonna go out and live extremely dangerously! Run out in front of trucks on the interstate and stuff, leave my front door wide open all the time... jc

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HonkNJhonk 17 points ago +17 / -0

My go to response is “no promises”, with a grin.

Said it just the other day after carrying my helmet with me into the store. Clerk said “stay safe”, I’m like “no promises”. Vroom vroom.

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Tookens 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kind of like the "baby on board" signs.

Actually I had planned on side swiping someone and t-boning your car, but because of your stupid sign I'll slow down and stay in my lane.