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posted ago by cheryltuntt ago by cheryltuntt +3488 / -0
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Pixel 106 points ago +106 / -0

Kek, I wore a balaclava* for shits and giggles to see what would happen if I purchased alcohol. They didn't even ask me to pull down the mask to verify ID. Clown world.

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goodatlife123 68 points ago +69 / -1

U wore greek desert on your face???

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Pixel 59 points ago +60 / -1

Lol that's Baklava*, take your upvote

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Crimson_Identity 34 points ago +34 / -0

I think you mean a Balaclava. Baklava is a middle eastern pastry, and its delicious.

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davidmode 21 points ago +21 / -0

it's a pretty good face covering, minus the flakes you get all over your collar

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tdavis25 7 points ago +7 / -0

I prefer kunefe. The sauce is sticky so it adheres better.

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2KEK_Chigurh 11 points ago +11 / -0

I prefer covfefe, it wins every time

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ErikNerik 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have the most cultured people here don’t we?

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Pixel 7 points ago +8 / -1

Thank you for the correction!

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ScottyGunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or confection?

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Bob383 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe by “Greek” they meant “Turkish” which would sorta be Middle Eastern. At least Muslim. Just a thought.

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2KEK_Chigurh 14 points ago +14 / -0

Every time the origin of this dessert is discussed 1000 people die in Cyprus.

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2KEK_Chigurh 5 points ago +5 / -0

I knew someone would get it. Love T_D.

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Pixel 5 points ago +5 / -0

Maybe by "desert" they meant "dessert." :)

Take your upvote.

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ancientarchitect369 3 points ago +3 / -0

Definitely have Baklava in Turkey. My dad is from there, and we'd make it all the time when I was a kid. It wouldn't surprise me if it was popular in Greece as well though.

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BestTimeToBAlive 4 points ago +4 / -0

Baklava is Greek. Best friend’s dad is from Greece, he’ll fight ya over the origin.

But he’ll admit that their coffee is Turkish.

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HillarysBeef 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mean, if we’re gonna get down to brass tacks technically the baklava is far superior to the n-95 in terms of the amount of layers and a golden honey nut taste.

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goodatlife123 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you Xir Or Xam

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Pixel 7 points ago +7 / -0

Faggot is fine too!

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BlackFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

A misquote is also fine.

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bill_in_texas 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey. HEY. HEY! No one needs to kink shame here. This is a safe place.

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

50$ says he still has pistachios honey-glued in his nostrils.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well done! Was this at Sam’s? I just got home and there was a dude there wearing one.

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Pixel 4 points ago +4 / -0

No Pede, that would have been awesome if it was me. This was actually at a local grocery store.

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TaggartCiscontinenta 1 point ago +1 / -0

Darn. It’s a shame I missed you, would’ve been great to spot another T_D poster in the wild.

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REE_WUZ_KINGz 30 points ago +30 / -0

The state of Chicago as of today (halfway through the year):

Total shot: 2029, total homicides: 403

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Ebbie8708 17 points ago +17 / -0

The most important site for anyone who wants to debunk the BLM bullshit

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REE_WUZ_KINGz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Share it far and wide, Pede.

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Ebbie8708 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh I share it every Monday to one of my rich black friends who want to support BLM but got no response when I debate her about how all of the fuck ups of Black people should be traced back to black women choosing free shit over fathers for their children.

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Olschoolponcho 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cant just blame the women tho also blame the 'fathers' that bail. Its an easy mentality to have. Fatherhood in general should be promoted across the board. Should be socially unacceptable to bail on your kid.

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ComradeSanders 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oof the truth is a bitter pill sometimes.

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Nibba 6 points ago +6 / -0

Beetlejuice likes it that way.

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh man, and the sign for diabetes is the Chinese flag!

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Raindrops1984 26 points ago +26 / -0

We must mandate bullet masks! All bullets that can’t socially distance must be masked for our protection.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't forget to sanitize your ammo before loading it

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Choomguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most gun fights are like 23 feet apart, which is ample social distancing.

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minotaurbeach 15 points ago +16 / -1

How to 'give a hoot'

Remember, pants up- don't poop, and wash hands before you loot.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 14 points ago +14 / -0

The stupid looking mask she’s wearing in her Twitter profile says “Be Safe Chicago” LoL

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Jsmitty112 13 points ago +13 / -0

I got hit in the chest with one of those COVID bullets and I can’t stop coughing up blood!!!

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xBigCoffinHunter 12 points ago +12 / -0

Fuck I thought this was real. The line is so thin these days.

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ghettopimp 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought it was real too.

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pepes_girl 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, she did tell the rioters to wear fucking masks so it’s not far off. She’s the ghetto trap queen of chicago.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 11 points ago +11 / -0

LMAO, guy behind her has a face that says "this is one smelly ass bitch."

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F_reddit 10 points ago +10 / -0

Safety first!

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NormaJeanRocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's too busy doing photo ops with blm and pandering about face masks 24/7 to be doing anything actually productive, worthless fat sack of shit.

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RenaissanceOfHope 4 points ago +4 / -0

He is probably under criminal investigation according to the gossip.

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ComradeSanders 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would make, what, 4 illinois governors who will have gone to prison? LOL

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Stonesolo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lets add 9mm to the list of symptoms shall we.

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Ebbie8708 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does anyone know if that census cowboy and his horse are okay? It’s been a few days since this idiot sent them put into the wilderness.

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AlgorithmicFairness 4 points ago +4 / -0

As usual idk if this is a joke or not.

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JudicialDredd 4 points ago +4 / -0

I pull out da Beretta, puttin holes in ya sweata.

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RenaissanceOfHope 4 points ago +4 / -0

BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!

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weldgod 3 points ago +3 / -0

.22 LR is less likely to spread due to decreased surface area of bullet.

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weldgod 2 points ago +2 / -0

As long as it is not fully semi-automatic ammo.

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gun control means using both hands.

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morevodka4nancy 2 points ago +2 / -0

That poor cop! He looks like he would rather be anywhere else.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honor students wash their hands.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤡🌎

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well done my friends!!

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CovidToes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it just me or is the LEO standing behind her unhappy he is required to be standing there for obvious reasons (bitch be crazy)?

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TxPede1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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S-55 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, that must be where all the 9 mm rounds went, so hard to find them!

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me-no-likely 2 points ago +2 / -0

This title 😂

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, they're cracking down in hygiene while committing their murders?

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e_pluribus_unum9 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have 3 words for Lightfoot: the census cowboy. KEK

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Jenfarmer2020 1 point ago +3 / -2

That 9mm winmag? LOOOOONG casing fren