how to use your face mask...lol thanks kleenex
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In the garbage where the face diaper belongs. Makes me sick that I was forced to wear one last week. Never again.
I always have an angry expression when wearing one. Can’t see it through the diaper of course, but I’m not even trying to do it. I just can’t try to make myself okay with having one of those on
I have the look of “oh god oh fuck please somebody help,” because as it turns out I actually cannot breathe with the things on (hooray sensory processing disorders). I haven’t had the chance yet, but if someone tells me I have to wear a mask, I’ll say that they have three options:
Leave me alone. This is the best outcome for everyone
Kick me out, and get assfucked when the ADA fines come home to roost
Insist I wear one. I’ll then tell them to get a paramedic on scene in about four minutes when inevitably pass out, then they get assfucked by the ADA fines and a suit for damages from myself
Any way to apply this to Texas?
Refuse to wear masks, and then sue when they kick you out. It's long and can be expensive, but it will be required to stop this.
It took forever to even have Disney World acknowledge accomodations for this, but their accommodation is still to wear a plastic shield over your face and to not allow you on certain rides. I'm seeing a number of places in Florida which say that exceptions only apply to those under 2 (Disney even rejected bandanas and neck gaiters). People need to sue these places.
Oh yes do it to Walmart!
The ADA is great! I've got their number saved in my phone so when tyrants want to tread on me I can get them assfucked. I've used them for a few shitheads that wanted to play tyrant. A $75,000 fine isn't something a store wants to pay! Especially with every one after that I believe it goes into the 100k range for fines for them.
https://www.ada.gov/civil_penalties_2014.htm
Yup! Wonder what a tyrant is willing to pay to have just a lil more fake authority over me? Wanna get charged $75k for a dude not wearing a mask well hope you also got another $150k each for my parents disabilities too, not to mention loss of business!
I've had a rarely-broken angry look after high school. Some considered me a school shooter (even got prosecuted for one that, get this, didn't happen). The mask has only intensified my angry look. I look like I want to (and probably will) beat the shit out of anyone who gives me lip.
I haven't worn one yet. You mask wearers could have stopped at any time.
People need to start trolling these mask policies. Start wearing Pepe masks. https://m.alibaba.com/product/60676720582/Latex-Frog-Pepe-meme-mask.html OR horse mask. https://www.google.com/search?q=horse+mask&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiGyIXsydXqAhX3CTQIHX3xCDcQ_AUoAXoECAwQAQ
Lets find a different pepe mask. Alibaba is CHYNA
I'd love to get a Pepe mask, but that website... the top and bottom banners cover everything but a half inch strip in the middle. Can't see a thing.
Yes absolutely. Name the cities and schedule the dates. Get the mods to sticky. Rinse and repeat weekly until the public is back to not wearing masks anymore.
I am now partaking in "no mask day" every day.
I wear a bandana wrapped around a Jason Halloween mask. Every has been social distancing themselves with great haste!
Lol, I know a guy who decided to wear his issued MOPP gear into stores, he said he was the only one amused, apparently, LOL.
I wear my grandfather's old bandanas, as I am made to wear one at work, and as long as they're paying me, I do what they say when I'm on the clock. The Bandana hangs loose enough that I get plenty of air from beneath it, and as a bonus if I sneeze, I get to spray snot all over everyone and nobody says anything because I'm wearing the Holy Handkerchief of Holistic Halting +1, which stops all disease, no matter HOW often I put my hand to the sweat and condensation filled bacterial cloth throughout my 9 hour shift, as I must eat and drink in the long, hot shift.
Can this also be used to wipe my Obama?
Don’t insult your asshole like that dude
Haha. Comments like this keeps me coming back.
Alcohol is shown to lower the body's immune system, so to help all those Karens, all wine sales should be banned until the pandemic is over. Let's see how much they go along with that.
Okay, I'll bite
How do you know?
DONT LEAVE US HANGING
If we don't get to gather, you don't get to drink Karen!
So dumb. They realize if masks are doing what they say they are, by taking them on and off dozens of times you are just spreading it to your hands and anything else you touch.
The thing about visiting any potential outdoor areas in very hot climates is that I have to constantly drink anyway, so how are they going to deny that?
Really hoping we have a big mask burning ceremony soon. Like the bra burners in the 60's.
Lol I was thinking the same thing today as I was wearing one of those fucking things in 95 degree Southeastern heat. It makes me angrier every day.
Why are you complying bro? If a shopper says something I ignore it. If an employee says something I say “medical exemption” and keep walking.
The more we give in, the further they will push us. It’s time for conservatives to start pushing back and not just waiting for Election Day!
You sound like a G. Too bad we don't all live near each other and know one another, it'd be the world class wrecking crew.
Find me a better use...
Protip: You can't
They work good as a coffee filter
A cofveve filter? AAAAAAy. God Bless America!
DMSVT!
Good call, I spelt cofveve wrong thanks for catching!!
Before or after blowing your nose with it?
Face masks are a crazy requirement. In my town in Canada, we're forced to wear them, all while having ZERO active cases. I had to use a mask today and holy man, after just one day my breathing felt like it took a hit. I don't see how using a mask doesn't have a chance to INCREASE transmission because with the lack of air flow I definitely felt like I had to breathe harder and more forcefully, which if I had the virus would surely spread it farther then regular unobstructed breathing. I don't know pedes I think face masks are bullshit.
From what I notice, the air doesn't even go through the mask. It just exits out the top, bottom, and sides.
Look up an actual medical mask. Like an N95. Notice that hard plastic thing on it with the holes? A filtered vent. Air does not readily go through a mask in the amounts we need, it will just filter around the edges, a real medical mask's design shows this, it has a section for air to go through with additional protections.
Evidence by fog on your monocle!
Hey Canadian pede, can you do us all a favor and move to a swing state for I dunno, maybe 4 months?
Ha! I Wish... I swear if you could trade your far left "liberals" for the freedom loving (right-leaning) people in Canada / Hong Kong, America would be set :P
I fucked this up guys, i wiped my ass with it instead.
I just bought hair nets. It fits comfortably around my ears and I can breathe so nicely!
What??? What is this hair net thing you speak of?
I call them The Breathe EZ Face Covering. Just simply purchase your run of the mill cheap as dirt hair nets and boom! face mask! No alterations required, one size fits all!
I’ll look into it!
Exactly. Bout had enough of the government mandating money out of my wallet.
It is an unfunded mandate, agree totally.
Well said!!!
Bingo. No one is using them properly, they keep reusing them, re adjusting them etc. which is literally the biggest no no in mask wearing.
Reusing them because they’re hard to get. Even at work we’re lucky to get a new one every day. It’s disgusting. You’d think if it was a real, legit emergency they’d have Natl Guard trucks distributing masks, hand sanitizer and disinfecting wipes liberally to neighborhoods. But they don’t. So it’s not really a virus virus.
Here wear this fucking filthy mask all day. Shut up about it.
At one of my local grocery stores, they finally now have thousands of bottles of hand sanitizer in stock, that no one seems to be buying in any large quantities and they stopped having a third-party contractor in the building all day wiping down doorhandles, baskets, shopping carts etc. sometime back in early May. The only thing that would call you win if there’s a pandemic going on are the idiots wearing masks.
Fuck that. I'm dropping mine right in the aisle. Right in the feminine hygiene section just to screw with 'em. If they didn't want me to they'd put trashcans at the ends of the aisles. Mandatory bullshit can backfire real quick.
You're punishing a low level employee that has exactly zero control of what the owners' of the business have mandated for their facilities. While I understand the sentiment, it's kind of a dick move, IMHO.
Our shared cultural norms are, we don't leave trash everywhere. This is the problem with importing the 3rd World. That's why you see dirty diapers, the remains of take out meals, and other nasty shit in urban parking lots like at Walmart. We shouldn't contribute to the degradation of society, we've got enough filthy people here already.
I specialize in dick moves.
Good man , I’m gonna go drink a beer
User name checks out, and on a Friday afternoon, at that!
The people at the top never have or will give a flying fuck about front line workers.
They will if those frontliners via a union (formal or informal) say "OSHA-compliance issue, you need to hire outside contractors for that." Because then caring about the frontliners is caring about the bottomliners.
WOOO! Took that comment kinda hard huh? Thank God I didn't say anything about hunting polar bears or snacking on baby ducks!
Let's hope that poor, poor "low level" employee might not have to grab a broom he's already gonna grab and sweep that big ol heavy mask up outta that aisle he's already gonna sweep. The humanity.
Do you take every comment on the internet as dead serious as you took that one?
Just one of my pet peeves. Remember the tea party protests? Remember how it was a point of pride that at every gathering, the people not only picked up their own trash, but picked up existing trash, to leave the areas in better shape than they found them in? I think that's important. It's an important way to differentiate patriots from anti-American Marxists and their useful idiots.
They destroy, litter, trash, vandalize. We develop, clean, maintain, and preserve.
That's kind of the point of the Walk Away guy, Pressler, holding the neighborhood clean ups in shithole areas. Showing those people that there is another way. They don't have to live in absolute squalor.
I'd say it's leading by example, but then, I probably am too sensitive. As a kid, Dad made us pick up litter on the side of the road. It was a lesson imparted that I never forgot, learning that people who litter are shit human beings.
Dude, your first comment, and the reason why I responded the way I did, was no different than the "Karens" walking into grocery LOOKING for someone not wearing a mask so they can whip out that cell phone and tik tok how woke they are, rant about how they should be wearing a mask. Don't do that.
And besides, I don't think they're gonna be too many people around here, including myself that pull shit like that. Metaphorically, we HAVE to start pushing back on this shit. We've already told the government they can stop us working whenever they want, and we'll go along with it. They've told us when, where, and who with we can hang out, and we've offered next to no resistance on it, they've discovered they can push back election day till whenever, and we won't say shit. They've discovered they can order us around, under the guise of "emergency" powers, WITHOUT SETTING AN END DATE, and we'll happily go along with it. They've discovered they can order us to wear, & buy, through "mandate" and we won't expect a thing, not even so much as a promise of a tax rebate.
But OH SHIT, if someone DARE protest ANY of that by throwing a mask down in an aisle in a grocery store, GOD FORBID, we are not ANIMALS! THAT'S the line you draw, after all they've gotten away with?
Our country is LITERALLY being stolen, our liberties and freedoms dissolved, right to our faces, and you're worried about some litter.
This is where you lose me. Learn what a trash can is.
Box of 20 masks is 17 bucks at Walmart. You think I'm rich fam?
That's a far more correct use than what's being mandated
Yeah, we are so worried that the LadyMen of Hollywood, Morgan Freeman, Robert De Niro, Jamie Foxx, Jeffrey Wright, Matthew McConaughey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Rob Reiner, Tom Hanks and hundreds of others will not respect us and might even call us sissies if we do not wear masks mandated by our Scientists.
https://imgur.com/a/uUZDHMx
At the drugstore I saw Kleenex' latest product: "Anti-Viral Tissues"! Cha-ching!
Hurray! Climate change, only 9 years left...
Hello centipedes, does anyone know of an anti-mask dank meme page on telegram or fakebook?
When some places put the handwash right on top of these disgusting garbage bins... What's the point?
Masks don’t work look at science https://www.sott.net/article/434796-The-Science-is-Conclusive-Masks-and-Respirators-do-NOT-Prevent-Transmission-of-Viruses Masks are just symbolic according to Fauci https://hennessysview.com/masks-are-symbolic-dr-fauci/
MASKS DONT WORK - Try To disprove her !! WATCH PPP EXPERT EXPLAIN WHY THIS IS ALL FAKE AND DANGEROUS https://youtu.be/TgDm_maAglM