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Aquamine-Amarine 51 points ago +56 / -5

In the garbage where the face diaper belongs. Makes me sick that I was forced to wear one last week. Never again.

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hollow_fang 19 points ago +21 / -2

I always have an angry expression when wearing one. Can’t see it through the diaper of course, but I’m not even trying to do it. I just can’t try to make myself okay with having one of those on

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 22 points ago +24 / -2

I have the look of “oh god oh fuck please somebody help,” because as it turns out I actually cannot breathe with the things on (hooray sensory processing disorders). I haven’t had the chance yet, but if someone tells me I have to wear a mask, I’ll say that they have three options:

  1. Leave me alone. This is the best outcome for everyone

  2. Kick me out, and get assfucked when the ADA fines come home to roost

  3. Insist I wear one. I’ll then tell them to get a paramedic on scene in about four minutes when inevitably pass out, then they get assfucked by the ADA fines and a suit for damages from myself

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MakeAmericaLegendary 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any way to apply this to Texas?

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TheTPL 2 points ago +2 / -0

It took forever to even have Disney World acknowledge accomodations for this, but their accommodation is still to wear a plastic shield over your face and to not allow you on certain rides. I'm seeing a number of places in Florida which say that exceptions only apply to those under 2 (Disney even rejected bandanas and neck gaiters). People need to sue these places.

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RedDuck 5 points ago +6 / -1

Oh yes do it to Walmart!

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Remanys 0 points ago +2 / -2

The ADA is great! I've got their number saved in my phone so when tyrants want to tread on me I can get them assfucked. I've used them for a few shitheads that wanted to play tyrant. A $75,000 fine isn't something a store wants to pay! Especially with every one after that I believe it goes into the 100k range for fines for them.

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DoomieGrunt 5 points ago +6 / -1

I've had a rarely-broken angry look after high school. Some considered me a school shooter (even got prosecuted for one that, get this, didn't happen). The mask has only intensified my angry look. I look like I want to (and probably will) beat the shit out of anyone who gives me lip.

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sackofwisdom 4 points ago +4 / -0

I haven't worn one yet. You mask wearers could have stopped at any time.

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Thistriggersthelibs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lets find a different pepe mask. Alibaba is CHYNA

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd love to get a Pepe mask, but that website... the top and bottom banners cover everything but a half inch strip in the middle. Can't see a thing.

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MAGAlikethis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes absolutely. Name the cities and schedule the dates. Get the mods to sticky. Rinse and repeat weekly until the public is back to not wearing masks anymore.

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am now partaking in "no mask day" every day.

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Ogbob44 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wear a bandana wrapped around a Jason Halloween mask. Every has been social distancing themselves with great haste!

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TheTPL 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol, I know a guy who decided to wear his issued MOPP gear into stores, he said he was the only one amused, apparently, LOL.

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wear my grandfather's old bandanas, as I am made to wear one at work, and as long as they're paying me, I do what they say when I'm on the clock. The Bandana hangs loose enough that I get plenty of air from beneath it, and as a bonus if I sneeze, I get to spray snot all over everyone and nobody says anything because I'm wearing the Holy Handkerchief of Holistic Halting +1, which stops all disease, no matter HOW often I put my hand to the sweat and condensation filled bacterial cloth throughout my 9 hour shift, as I must eat and drink in the long, hot shift.