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YaBoiJacob 7 points ago +7 / -0

China has never won a war, they will get steam rolled

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America_No_1 4 points ago +4 / -0

theres a reason they are turning to cyber warfare and propoganda. They know their war must be dirty and evasive.

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RepublicRob 6 points ago +7 / -1

I am ready to enlist again.

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RocketSurgeon22 6 points ago +6 / -0

Will be the quickest war ever. We won't even know we are at war. We would find out after the nukes dropped.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've heard a lot of rumors that the Chinese military isn't nearly as strong as it claims to be. Soldiers suffering from malnutrition and literally eating rats, many of them unable to pass physical fitness tests because they spend so much time masturbating and playing video games, shoddy equipment that doesn't work half the time, submarines so noisy that the US Navy can track them with ease, etc.

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RocketSurgeon22 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have nuclear power though.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +3 / -0

An ICBM is an extremely expensive, intricate, and difficult-to-maintain piece of equipment. Considering that "made in China" is a synonym for poor quality, what makes you think their nuclear program would be any different?

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RocketSurgeon22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Because believe it or not we outsourced and gave them the tech. For all we know, our scientist could have made one for them so Apple could sell in the Chinese market. We are infested with traitors.

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JackOfDiamonds 5 points ago +5 / -0

Depends where. Invade China? Fuck that. But if they come here? I'll be behind my blade of grass.

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Ogbob44 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never fight a land war in China.

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Boogi2shoes 4 points ago +4 / -0

China or Mexico whichever

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AsaNisiMAGA 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm an old lady so probably not suitable for fighting but I could definitely look sweet and innocent and pass intel to people, or i could make yummy food for the troops.

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Fizbin7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope, I want to kill the commies who are already here, instead.

Just say the word...

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GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Sir, what good is a knife in a nuke fight???"

"The enemy cannot push a button........if you disable his Han."

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Staatssicherheit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice troll job. 4-chan? Or lib?

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