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Not Every HOTTIE4TRUMP Needs a Boat! (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by MusicToMyEars +951 / -0
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– Tx50bmg 36 points ago +38 / -2

You motorboatin’ son of a bitch!

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– jubyeonin 8 points ago +9 / -1

That line actually crossed my mind too. lol

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– Racerx719 25 points ago +26 / -1

Don’t need boats with floaters like that

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– TakingCoatsWIN 15 points ago +16 / -1

They could use a motorboat though.

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– NeilNewsNetwork 12 points ago +13 / -1

i love it when boobies kiss

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– Grillervative 11 points ago +12 / -1

But I'd offer a motorboat. I have a boat if they really want to ride in a boat, too.

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– ProfessorRomendev 0 points ago +3 / -3

You mean thicc

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– ScottyGunn 2 points ago +2 / -0

But unlike Amy, they are attractive.

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– DemsFuckKids 1 point ago +1 / -0

i'd play w/ em, but i like boobs, unlike u

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– Asshat4Congress 8 points ago +9 / -1

so if I say I oppose Trump, will she take off her top...nope not worth it still love Trump

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– KuhlooKuhlay 8 points ago +9 / -1

well at least this makes for one pole that is accurate (hiyo!)

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– googurt 7 points ago +8 / -1

PERFECT!

I WANT ONE!

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– hereforthewinning 7 points ago +8 / -1

2 scoops

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– AsaNisiMAGA 6 points ago +7 / -1

Those aren't bouys.

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– ToxicTruthfulinity 5 points ago +6 / -1

Pretty sure i see a fishing boat with a trolling motor behind them.

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– MusicToMyEars [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yes. And of to their left. But they are standing in the water. You ruin the joke if you explain it too specifically.

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– LoneStarDangler 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love women, real women.

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– redblaine 4 points ago +5 / -1

they can float on their own....

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– OneHundredLeggedBug 4 points ago +4 / -0

There needs to be a “hottiesfortrump.win”.

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– BIG_TUNA 4 points ago +5 / -1

Us flag never looked so good

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– HumansDisgustMe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Goddamn American Dream right there.

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– sixfingerdildo 3 points ago +5 / -2

nice! real women are the best

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– jamesfinmadison 3 points ago +3 / -0

DAAAAAMMN BOI!!! U 1 LUCKY SUMBITCH!!!

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– SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

But every boat needs a hottie4trump

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– PezzShivers 2 points ago +5 / -3

Does the brunette's name start with a K? She looks like a childhood friend of mine.

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– MeanMisterMustardCap 2 points ago +2 / -0

BEAUTIFUL BIOLOGICAL FEMALES - THICK IN ALL THE PLACES THAT COUNT! GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇸

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– MAGAnic316 1 point ago +1 / -0

Very respectful

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– redditadminssuckit 0 points ago +11 / -11

They can have my motorboat

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– Lasheric 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean was that the first place your eyes went? Lol

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– Threaper666 4 points ago +4 / -0

No, it was not.😋 (o )( o)

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