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AceOfTrumps 880 points ago +881 / -1

on the bright side you found out they were crazy before they could take half your shit in divorce

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America_No_1 459 points ago +459 / -0

Signed. (Married a crazy lefty who divorced me and took half my shit)

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mugatucrazypills 117 points ago +118 / -1

Sometimes you can keep more of your shit if you learn not to lose your own shit. Remember they can't turn crazy on or off. If you insist on being pedantic as possible with their silly rules alinsky style. Bury them in their own paperwork and consider it an opportunity to learn law. Sooner or later the crazies will lose their shit. Even in a generous settlement or negotiation the lefty trash women greed will cause her to lose her shit.

Even thought the law is heavily weighted against you , you have natural advantages if you remain composed until she loses her shit.

Or take the loss in closest a form to a one time buyout and run. Life is too short. I'm convinced musk has the same attitude.

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AgamemnonContingency 52 points ago +52 / -0

Ironically i know a woman who won the opposite way. I kept telling her "let it play out, they're looking for a reaction". They didn't get it, he exploded and lost the case when he kept lying to his lawyer "just one more level, i showed you (all my highly curated "evidence" I was right) we are just one push away from winning she must have hid it deeper". They lost miserably.

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Varangian 21 points ago +22 / -1

This guy knows.

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thuggishruggishtrump 17 points ago +22 / -5

Or not get married at all, modern day marriage is one of the biggest scams going imo.

And when I say don't get married, I mean the traditional government bullshit.

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FreeBased1 9 points ago +9 / -0

So... Have a "partner"?

I never wanted to do that.. I never wanted to call my wife my "partner"

OP: sorry for your loss (your gain!!)

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CowForCow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Marriage is a marriage in the eyes of God. Just don’t give the state any authority over your marriage.

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Unbent 1 point ago +1 / -0

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

Marriage inc is war on our civilization

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james43552352345 66 points ago +68 / -2

For any other man in this situation. A pro tip is to learn how to launder your money into bitcoin or other cryptocurrencies and then come up with a story about how you got addicted to strippers and blew all the money on strippers or something like that.

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NotSpyRussian 65 points ago +65 / -0

no no no... you don't understand... Biden tweeted that he could double my bitcoin and then I sent it to him and he like... didn't...

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deplorable-d00d 26 points ago +27 / -1

you have to report it on your taxes now, so - don't ever mention the word bitcoin to anyone!

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OGTD1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nano master race.

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LLegendary 7 points ago +7 / -0

r / cryptocurrency .....is that you?

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sir_rockness 7 points ago +8 / -1

BITCONNECT!!!

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Tsspop 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hhey hey heyyyy....for those that dont know https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lCcwn6bGUtU

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FarageHommage 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yeh trade real world goods for crypto and use decentralized exchanges to trade it however you want. Never report it just keep it for a rainy day.

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deplorable-d00d 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was saying don't use it as an excuse in divorce court! Even if you are kidding, because you're supposed to have reported it.

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Phernaldo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahahahaha

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keeponwinning 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is also illegal, just fyi.

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james43552352345 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have fun losing all your money then.

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james43552352345 1 point ago +1 / -0

yes, exactly.

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Bernier4Canada 4 points ago +4 / -0

DO NOT DO THIS

This is about the dumbest advice i've ever read on this site. There is no way for Joe Nobody to get money in and out of cryptocurrency without being tracked the entire way. Bitcoin is infinitely easier to trace than cash, diamonds, or gold.

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james43552352345 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is possible to do if you research it. I personally recommend monero since it is all encrypted blockchain.

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Bernier4Canada 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've done the research. If you have found a way to get fiat into XMR and back into fiat without exposing yourself once, then you're the luckiest man in the world, unless you're a just a connected career criminal.

The whole "crypto is untraceable" meme is literally to encourage retards to move their cash into easily traceable cryptocurrency. Only a handful of wealthy people can move money in and out of the game anonymously. You can use monero to hide your wealth but the government doesn't give a shit, they still saw that you owned it and they want their cut.

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krzyzowiec 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's traceable because that's how you can have a trustworthy decentralized system. That doesn't mean there aren't ways to get money in and out anonymously. Definitely not something the average Joe should do though.

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james43552352345 0 points ago +1 / -1

The trick is to join local "meetups" that discuss cryptocurrencies like on meetup.com. Then you go there to "discuss" cryptocurrencies and that's where you buy/sell for cash. Make sure to keep the transactions below $1,000, don't discuss politics or drugs. If anyone asks why you are buying bitcoin always say "long-term investment". After that it is very easy to convert bitcoin to XMR. Make sure you use exchanges that don't require ID and make sure you use TOR.

I've been to some of these meetups where it was at high-end luxury resorts and there was a lot of people there trading with cash. I even saw several people with Lamborghinis that were attending this event. I'm pretty sure they made millions investing in bitcoin in the early days and they sell a little bit of their bitcoin each month to fund their bills. Probably laundering their bitcoin profits so they don't pay tax. Everything is done in cash.

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HockeyMom4Trump 55 points ago +55 / -0

Same with my brother. He married a lefty with thousands in student loans. He worked two jobs, bought a house, got it paid off. Helped her pay off her loans. Then she divorces him a few months after our dad died a brutal death and left him all alone and took half the house, the savings, the stuff...

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mugatucrazypills 31 points ago +31 / -0

They all have thousands in student loans. Academic problems are another red flag. The revolution and complaining and putting everything down is always more exciting and easier than doing actual work.

How is such person supposed to be half a household ?

I don't care how hot she is : not worth a second of your precious time.

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ComradeSanders 21 points ago +21 / -0

Thousands in student loans for a worthless degree 99% of the time. Good luck making critical gender studies marketable.

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FreeBased1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Women's studies, literature, political science, etc. None sound very useful.

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Bernier4Canada 1 point ago +1 / -0

actually those last two are pretty important. Not like STEM level important of course, but important.

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Throwawaycuzmeh 3 points ago +4 / -1

They WERE important. Literature has been overrun with marxist critical theory, and poli-sci is wall-to-wall communists.

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Mexicola1976 13 points ago +15 / -2

Women are the fucking rake.

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IvIA6A 4 points ago +4 / -0

What saying?

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CharethCutestory 5 points ago +5 / -0

Commission to the house for providing the opportunity to play the game. Rake is house commission on a game of poker between two or more people. The house “rakes” 8% off the total pot from the winner to pay for providing the opportunity to play.

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Mexicola1976 2 points ago +3 / -1

The reference? The movie Rounders.

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, it's like the saying goes, in the poker game of life, women are the rake.

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FreeBased1 1 point ago +1 / -0

"the fucking take"

What does that mean.. like raking you over the coals?

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Mexicola1976 0 points ago +1 / -1

The rake in poker- it's not good. It's the cost of playing the game.

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20MagnusKonrad20 25 points ago +25 / -0

Same. I had no physical assets to take, but she screwed me out of years with our children. We share time now, after I racked up thousands of dollars in legal fees, but I am going to have to push back against a constant stream of Marxist/Communist/Anarchist propaganda when it comes to child-rearing and will be paying off debt for years.

Lessons learned, and I believe these apply equally to both sexes:

1: Know yourself and your values before letting someone in to your intimate life spaces.

2: Never form romantic relationships with someone who doesn't align with your values.

3: Never compromise your values or your self for the sake of a relationsyou, and never apologize for being yourself.

4: If those closest to you pre-relationship begin to tell you that you've changed, listen to them, slow things down and reevaluate your relationship.

5: Never agree or apologize merely for the sake of maintaining or restoring calm in a relationship, as this is how you lose power and most importantly, respect.

Bonus 6: If alcohol and drug use(even simply marijuana) is a regular feature in your relationship, you're gonna have a bad time the longer things go on, especially if your relationship gets serious.

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Cville123 10 points ago +10 / -0

Add tattoos. Stay away. I know times change but Taki magazine or someone (perhaps that guy who closed shop) had a study of tattoos and women and generally much more sloppy than non tattooed ... drug use, mental problems, loose, etc., ... bad odds.

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MAGA_Fuckhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only girls who are not tattooed anymore are Christian girls, which is fine, as they are also the only ones who are not fat.

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ktbffhctid 7 points ago +7 / -0

While all great points, #5 hit me right in the heart. This is exactly my experience with my ex wife.

Very, very true. Being the better person has serious unintended consequences.

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johnrambo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I witnessed that first hand between my wife's mom and step dad. He just said yes dear while the psychopath screamed and screamed and I think even said she was going to kill him. Just completely out of the blue. He was watching tv and she comes in the room and flips out.

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chris82tk 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should clarify #6 with being addicted to or use of substances as a coping or escape mechanism, going drinking with your bae is fine

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20MagnusKonrad20 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well in our case, going out to drink on the weekend with friends was our thing and we'd enjoy the occasional joint. When she moved in with me we began to drink and smoke more. I wouldn't say we were addicted by any means. I think that she used it as a coping mechanism and I just went along for the ride, as I never smoked and rarely drank before we got together.

When we had children and those activities slowed down and inevitably stopped, that's when I think we really started to see each other clearly for the first time. Looking back, I don't think we would have gotten so serious if regular alcohol and marijuana use weren't involved as much as they were. Since we split up, I returned to my sober lifestyle. Stopping drinking came easily but it took me years before I was ready to quit smoking.

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krzyzowiec 4 points ago +5 / -1

Many people don't realize that sex does the exact same thing. It drugs you, and prevents you from seeing reality clearly. There is a reason the tradition was to only have sex after marriage.

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20MagnusKonrad20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh yeah and we were having lots make-out sessions and lots of very passionate sex during those early years; more times in the average week than I'd had in my whole life prior to that relationship. And much like any drug, as it gradually decreased the more evident our differences became and then we began to argue.

Sex as a drug makes a lot of sense. Before her, my desire for sex, drugs and alcohol was negligible. During the relationship I was constantly looking forward to it. Now that I am out it is negligible again.

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chris82tk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fair points pede

When she moved in with me we began to drink and smoke more

This happened to my grandma (not the smoking part). My grandma liked to drink but her fiance wanted to get smashed every single weekend and it began to weigh on her.

I think we really started to see each other clearly for the first time

This is important. I should qualify my statement about drinking with your partner that it's important to have ample sober time with them to get to know each other because that's the state of mind decisions are best made in.

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IYDKMIGTHTKY 2 points ago +2 / -0

5: yes yes yes! Every person needs to understand this! Most valuable relationship lesson I ever learned.

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CoyoteTan 12 points ago +12 / -0

How does one accomplish only losing half?

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CyclopticErotica 55 points ago +55 / -0

Imagine going thought that more than once. I know guys who do it time and again. Johnny Carson comes to mind.

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MAGAPHONIC 18 points ago +19 / -1

“...Bitch you wasn’t with me shootin in the gym!”

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sackofwisdom 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's evil.

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ZacPetkanas 33 points ago +33 / -0

My wife tried that silly thing women do:

"If I died, would you remarry?"

"No -"

"Aww, how romantic!"

"- I've learned my lesson"

The week without sex was worth it

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MagnanimousDonkey 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's a good litmus test for a VSG life partner. My wife asked me the same thing and I said, "Yeah probably" and told her she would do the same.

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cluckingducks 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Of course I would babe. Married life is fantastic!" ;)

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connermost 4 points ago +4 / -0

I used to tell my wife that if I ever get out on parole, I'm never going back inside.

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ZacPetkanas 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm stealing that for next time. LOL!

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Mrdumbass97 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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Phernaldo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Didn’t Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor get married and divorced multiple times ?

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Mexicola1976 2 points ago +3 / -1

Robin Williams.

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duckstuck 50 points ago +50 / -0

100000% true.

They'd take half your shit and you'd lose the rest in legal fees.

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otistoole 13 points ago +14 / -1

Goddamn I love jerry reed

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Asull247 36 points ago +36 / -0

My boss married 2 housekeepers. He reminds me every time I mention me having a new girlfriend.

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 37 points ago +37 / -0

“Never fuck the help”

  • Ancient rich guy proverb
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Please_Clap 34 points ago +34 / -0

Arnold Schwarzenegger probably

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mugatucrazypills 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow. liberals can say anything. You or I misspeak and and we're done for life.

A cartoon about a Hollywood major impregnating working Latinos.

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ComradeSanders 6 points ago +6 / -0

Co-stanza!!

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mugatucrazypills 9 points ago +9 / -0

So burn it all down.

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Taupkek 38 points ago +38 / -0

Oh man. wouldnt I have LOVED to get HALF! She got three houses, three cars and half my retirement. I got half my retirement and the underwear I walked out with.

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OGTD1 25 points ago +25 / -0

The ol “how ever will I survive without them”. I was in Ft Lauderdale recently canal fishing and there are droves of women in those multimillion dollar canal homes living with just their little Yorkie walking around in the yard with nothing to do. Thousands of dentist and doctors worked their entire career to either die early or have her wait for the perfect time to castrate.

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mugatucrazypills 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's about when you start rooting for the serial killer in those Netflix series.

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flashersenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

"It's bad he did it, but I understand why it happened."

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Vino 19 points ago +19 / -0

Damn bro I got out for 30k, and full custody of my kids. My condolences!

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flashersenpai 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn good for you. Did she attack the judge in a meth frenzy?

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Vino 5 points ago +5 / -0

The sad part about it, it almost had to come to that. She didn't have to attack the judge, but ended up admitting to drug abuse. The court still lets her keep them overnight, even though she is thousands behind on child support. If gender roles were swapped, she would be locked up.

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good for you man. I hope you can avoid trouble in the future.

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Taupkek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you know why divorce is so expensive? BECAUSE ITS WORTH IT!

:)

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Vino 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd love to agree with you, but I loved being married. She didnt. My children are worth every bit of the bullshit.

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r_u_srs_srsly 347 points ago +348 / -1

be glad this happened now and not after you're married and she decides to murder you by feeding you industrial aquarium cleaner and blaming it in Trump

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jnic815 90 points ago +90 / -0

Underrated comment.

I lol’d

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Darthrift 73 points ago +74 / -1

I wish this wasn’t based in reality :(

Sorry for your pain OP. Don’t take her back when she realized she fucked up (and she will).

I hope you swiftly find a good woman, make her your wife and go from there!

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NJSKYPILOT 9 points ago +18 / -9

This guy knows the deal^^^^^

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20MagnusKonrad20 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have children and this is the advice I will pass on.

I like how you phrased your initial statement - don't get married swiftly. You aren't denouncing the concept or institution entirely, but the fact that so many of us take it for granted, which is crazy because I'd wager most people on this board - myself included - come from divorced parents. In my arrogance I felt that I would succeed where my parents failed, and I was wrong. The wisdom I gained came with a hefty price, but if I can see my own children not repeat my mistakes.

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Psilocybik 5 points ago +9 / -4

As someone who is married and regrets it, this guy gets it. It's 100% set up to benefit women.

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mugatucrazypills 4 points ago +9 / -5

Or kids raised by a feminist nag to fight the patriarchal nature of you existing.

Wear a rubber dude and skip that 25 year disappointment.

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sir_rockness 3 points ago +14 / -11

Gr8 way to build society... lemme guess you're either 55 and wear tight italian shirts to the club or you're 25 and wear tight italian shirts to the club???

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flashersenpai 5 points ago +7 / -2

Yeah, go for the standard shaming tactics instead of agreeing that the laws are fucked to hell and should change.

A winning tactic that is sure to change the marriage rates.

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Trumpok 2 points ago +5 / -3

marriage is a racket, just like many other things in America. Get real, man. The divorce laws have to change before considering long term commitment to a woman.

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krzyzowiec 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not if you do things the right way. The red flags are easy to see if your mind is clear.

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Yogapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

She’ll defo be back, don’t fall for it!

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LaymanLeathers 17 points ago +17 / -0

Or turning his kids trans against his will.

"Its okay to be trans you can be trans if you want sweety" is the last thing I better hear coming out of whoever my future wife mouth

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gthog61 192 points ago +194 / -2

She can't unsuck that dick, amirite?

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Hugs 121 points ago +122 / -1

You're definitely right.

The thing about every single ex is that you fucked them younger and hotter than they are now.

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cjcivicx 46 points ago +48 / -2

This...

A MILLION TIMES THIS.

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PezzShivers 41 points ago +45 / -4

Bruh 🤣

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duckstuck 34 points ago +35 / -1

ayyyy

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HBKTheMan 30 points ago +31 / -1

Its always amusing to remember that old annoying ex-girlfriend mouth deep on my balls

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Countvonhugendong 17 points ago +18 / -1

I always look at it this way. How many miles(yes MILES) of dick did you put through her. It'll be hard for someone to ever top that!

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meals23 14 points ago +15 / -1

these are definitely things that future men will also wonder about, and be put off by. except guys that just want to bang and have no intention of sticking around afterward

relevant stonetoss

another relevant stonetoss

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Warren_Puffitt -5 points ago +9 / -14

I always look at it this way.

Awesome. Just a little too gentle for me though...

Face-fucked her extra-hard once I learned her true intentions (gagging a bonus; puking - she cleans it up). That right there is a hard image to erase.

Edit - too hard, I guess. Iss all good.

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nutup_orshutup 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah, the ol' Mongolian Grudge Fuck.

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ah_hell -2 points ago +2 / -4

Especially when it's imaginary.

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Tobinglover 144 points ago +145 / -1

You'll find a hottie 4 Trump in no time pede. Love yourself, love your country, and for the love of god, love your president!

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Robert_oconnor 26 points ago +26 / -0

that would be really nice

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Vino 19 points ago +19 / -0

I will literally fund its creation.

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IthoughtIwalked 1 point ago +1 / -0

This.

I saw a meme once where the first panel was of a book titled "Dating In Your Late Twenties".

The second panel was the book open reading "Learn to be a step dad"

Hit me right in the feels

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OrangeManMeh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Big Facts

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Elbo 35 points ago +37 / -2

My girl isn’t “pro trump”, but she’ll vote for him. She’s farther left than me, went to a lefty school and believes all the equality bullshit.

For her it’s the cancel culture that’s driving her right. She hates how her favorite shows just aren’t funny anymore, how her YouTube stars are having to apologize and even stop making videos.

It took a lot of patience, but I had to let her get there herself. I’d make jokes and observations, but only once in 3 years have I sat her down to explain my thoughts on an issue. She was watching that Netflix documentary on Trans rights and I asked her to pause it, I had prepared my thoughts and explained how I wasn’t being hateful, but that promoting this sort of behavior is no way to run a society. She agreed and thanked me for being reasonable.

If you’ve been gaming your normie girlfriend correctly, you’ve seen those crops come to harvest over the lockdown. This is the red pill for anyone with any semblance of American values. If you’ve been guiding them down the right path, this should get them there.

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mugatucrazypills 14 points ago +15 / -1

I can change her ... Really I can !

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flashersenpai 8 points ago +8 / -0

kek

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NewVoatAccountName 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would show her the #WalkAway movement, just to make it clear to her that "you're not crazy, the Democrats HAVE changed and they HAVE left you behind in their race to the extreme left side of the political aisle".

The MAGA Movement doesn't care about your previous voting record, and it accepts people from all over the political spectrum, as shown by the mass waves of Bernie Bros who came here after Sanders got cheated out of the 2016 nomination by the DNC. All we want is for people to come here with an open mind and willing to have calm discussions with people they may disagree with.

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christianknight 6 points ago +6 / -0

That sounds precarious. Id tread carefully.

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Hassayamper 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is exactly how my daughter is. All her friends, schoolmates, co-workers, etc., are crazy leftists, and for most of the time she was in college she was spouting the same horseshit as them.

Now that she’s paying taxes, living in fear of the tyrannical cancel culture at her job, and has figured out for herself how worthless and undependable left-wing men are, she’s coming home to the way her mother and I raised her.

She told me the other day she will vote Republican for the first time this year, and often comments how much she wants to raise kids in a stable two parent family with traditional values, just like she had. Unfortunately, most of the men of good quality are already married. We are crossing our fingers that she’ll find a good one.

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UpTrump 19 points ago +19 / -0

I wish there were more of them. Seems like all of them are radical left!

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ADAM_SCHITT 18 points ago +18 / -0

There are plenty. The majority of white women voted for Trump.

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letsgogogo 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yes they are there. Harder to find, since they do have standards and morals but that is a good thing! You don't want those leftist women, especially not to raise a family with.

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flashersenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

The more people who vote Trump, the less you will be able to come to any conclusions as to their personality or views.

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ADAM_SCHITT 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well at least you know they don't have TDS.

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MakeCaliGr8Again 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're looking from the wrong places. Can't find a beautiful garden in the dumpster.

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Veritas2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean I don't wanna, but she look so cute with garbage on her...

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outsideop 7 points ago +8 / -1

They could probably find a whole new, excellent group of people to hang around too.

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Skogin 8 points ago +9 / -1

YAY!

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bellcurvestrikesback 83 points ago +85 / -2

Just work on yourself for a while and a better woman will eventually come around

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MuadDon 30 points ago +30 / -0

Best and “simplest” advice in here. Patience and hard work is key.

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sdl5 27 points ago +27 / -0

Best advice on here OP ^^^^^^

Focus on breathing through the pain and loneliness, finding or renewing activities that you enjoy or build you up, thinking in terms of longer vs shorter to work through it all.

When you come out the other side without having gone with a break up girl or hook ups to fill the time or void....

....you'll realize you are happier and more content than you thought you could be. And THAT man is who will attract the right woman for the true you.

hugs

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shortermemory 21 points ago +21 / -0

I partied hard in my 20s. I haven't been on a date for over almost 2 years and I'm happy as shit. Working on the things I want, not having to deal with emotional baggage.

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UpTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm sort of in the same situation as you, but I'm worried I don't have much time left and I'll be alone until my old ages

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Skogin 12 points ago +12 / -0

The plus side is zero nagging.

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Psilocybik 5 points ago +5 / -0

How old are you? Even in your 50s it's not too late to at least fuck a mid 30s chick.

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shortermemory 2 points ago +2 / -0

That same mindset got me into some pretty shitty relationships. Who knows what i could have acheived if I didn't waste my energy there. It is definitely scarier for women than it is for Men because I can be a dad in my 40s or even 50s so there is no denying that the situation is different for men and women.

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ProfessorRomendev 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m 22 and have never been on a date, but I’ve justified this to myself by imagining myself as an old timey priest.

Apperently the reason priests couldn’t get married or have kids was so nothing held them back when it came time to martyr themselves for God.

It’s a moot point cause I couldn’t get a girlfriend anyway, but I like the concept.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 9 points ago +10 / -1

So maybe go for it and actually become a priest.

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socrates2 6 points ago +6 / -0

You are 22 and wealthier than 99% of the world population. You can't get a girlfriend why??

In many ways even with so many young women brainwashed its still easier than it has been. Heck if you are gainfully employed you can even hire a professional matchmaker.

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ProfessorRomendev 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can’t get a girlfriend cause, honestly, if I was a girl I wouldn’t date me, so why would I expect others to?

I’m getting better though. I’m currently in the best shape of my life, am exercising more, I’m getting more confident in talking to people, and I’m paying more attention to how I dress. Maybe one day in the future I’ll get a girlfriend, but really, I expect nothing.

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lerm4comptroller 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just fyi: "if I was a girl I wouldn’t date me" <--- This is your problem. NOT that you are in any way what you see yourself as, but that you see yourself that way. Girls smell insecurity from a mile away and back off.

Also, don't look for a girlfriend: look for a wife. This is another one that girls sense, btw. The serious girls--the ones that you're going to want--aren't interested in a guy looking for a girlfriend.

And I know that guys can wait longer and all, but remember that girls can't. So by the time you're "ready," most of the real marriage quality girls in your age group may very well be already gone. I know the internet makes that sound fine, but it's actually incredibly awkward to go out trolling for 25 year olds when you're 35, and you DON'T WANT the single 35 year old women. Good lord, I could tell you stories of the cuckoldry and heroin involved with that craziness that would curl your hair...

Long story short, don't worry about yourself so much: you sound like a really decent guy with such good morals that you're willing to sacrifice for a hypothetical mate that you don't even have. You're going to do fine.

Just find a girl that you like and want to marry. Then get that girl. (That part is pretty easy, but remember that we're always here to help.)

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IthoughtIwalked 4 points ago +4 / -0

Make girls come up with their own reasons not to date you - don't give them to them.

There might be a sting in being rejected, but it hurts less than never reaching out and trying to pursue something you want.

Just something to consider.

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socrates2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well that self deprecation probably already means you have a semblance of a sense of humor and humility a smart woman will appreciate. Likely you just turn off the bad ones anyway. Trust me some of the best women end up with socially awkward types. Don't just try to get a girlfriend you are trying to find a wife. Thats the hardest most important decision you can make.

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shortermemory 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do your best to make something of your self, make some mistakes, learn from them and get more comfortable in your own skin. Your 20's are for learning from your mistakes and it was after many mistakes I finally new what I wanted out of life. I'm 36 and this is the first time I have been comfortable with myself, so there is lots of time to grow. Women dig stability and confidence, but not hubris.

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ProfessorRomendev 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh don’t worry, I’m not some whiny leftist loser who thinks everything should be handed to me. I have a goal in life that I’m working towards, and I’m always improving myself slightly each day.

It’s just that I don’t think I’m there yet. If I still have to psyche myself up to pick up pizza on the way home, I don’t think I’m ready to look for a girlfriend. But still, the lowpoint in my life was a few years ago, when I was so disgustingly happy for eating out with my family and not fucking up my order.

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james43552352345 16 points ago +18 / -2

Exactly. All pedes need to focus in their career and making money as a priority, especially if you are a man. You need to study pro-pede majors like science, technology, engineering, computer science and so on.

Once you have money, women come out of the bushes trying to suck your dick practically.

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socrates2 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think for most of us this is true. But these days Ive noticed many intelligent computer tech guys are extremely socially awkward. To them I would add watch some old TV shows get a sense of humor and work on your shoulder health and posture.

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flashersenpai 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those aren't the women you want anywhere near you.

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cuckslasher 5 points ago +5 / -0

you will still only get used up roasties because you are not in the tinder top 100 list

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christianknight 4 points ago +4 / -0

He needs to hide his money though.

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YUUUUGETURDS 65 points ago +70 / -5

Fuck her friends.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 36 points ago +39 / -3

Fuck her Mom

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GeorgeOhwell 4 points ago +5 / -1

And her mom’s friends.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be careful, Blassey Ford might accuse you in 2055 of gang rape

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PezzShivers 16 points ago +20 / -4

🤣

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breakupbigtech 14 points ago +14 / -0

No! Don't fuck her friends! They're liberals! They all have herpes!

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YUUUUGETURDS 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, he's been banging a lib for 3 years already. He almost has to exclusively bang liberal women now due to said herpes. Let that be a lesson in sticking your dick in crazy.

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barwhack 8 points ago +8 / -0

NSYDIC...

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Shreddit 56 points ago +56 / -0

Obviously wasn't worthy of you.

The left is completely incompatible with the real America.

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PhilosoGuido 12 points ago +12 / -0

That and leftism is their religion, and it's an evil cult. Seriously, think about it. It has all the hallmarks of a religion/cult:

  • They believe in an initial Eden-like paradise (e.g. the noble savage)
  • That this Eden was lost by eating from the tree of knowledge (e.g. the industrial revolution, capitalism, European exploration/colonization)
  • That we must atone for our sins through self-loathing, reparations, affirmative action, asceticism (low carbon footprint)
  • That a hell is coming on Earth (through global warming). They are literally saving the planet from destruction.
  • That they can build a utopian paradise on Earth through socialism
  • They see themselves as martyrs and exalt personal suffering and injustice as a badge of courage. To the point that they fixate on the most inconsequential slights (micro-aggressions) and even create hoax hate-crimes to raise their social status.
  • They reject objective truths in favor of feelings and narratives that advance the ideology.
  • They have a cult-like religious fervor
  • They have a polarized, us-versus-them mentality
  • Like cults, their leaders are not accountable to the rule of law. The exalted ends justify whatever means it deems necessary. Any vice used to advance the ideology is a virtue and thus permissible (similar to "Taqiyya" in Islam).
  • Like cults, the leaders induce feelings of shame and/or guilt in order to influence and control members.
  • They demand total obedience to the ideology, any hint of heresy must be purged.
  • Like cults, they call for apostates and unbelievers to be cut off from society (banned, canceled) and even to be disowned from their families.

That's why there is no reasoning with these lunatics.

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cjcivicx 39 points ago +41 / -2

Sadly, it would seem that online dating has RUINED young women in America for a generation or two.

Why would they settle for young guy that is still getting his shit together when there are young Brad Pitt in Troy look-alikes one swipe away ready to tell their nasty, low self esteem ridden asses they love them for a quick pump and dump?

They know now that the same guy they snubbed will later take care of them and said look-alikes many brood later in life after they've ridden the cock carousel to Four-Hundred-Pound-Three Kidland.

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Independenceforever 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pump and dump 😂😂😂

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe you'll have better odds, but the law is the law in the end.

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socrates2 11 points ago +11 / -0

20% of marriages use to be found in the workplace. Another large percentage use to come from the church.

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newuser999 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wayyyyy too many risks dating or even fucking a female Co worker. Do you love your job? If so, don't talk or even look at women unless u absolutely have to on a professional level. Women gossip and stuff will happen in the relationship and it's a losing battle. Don't shit where u eat

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flashersenpai 2 points ago +2 / -0

metoo kek

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cuckslasher 3 points ago +6 / -3

online dating is for degenerate whores

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Mostprobably 1 point ago +1 / -0

Church; no sex out of wedlock so you both know if it will work or not

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July041776 13 points ago +14 / -1

Yup. Not WoW specifically for me, but I met my husband in an online gaming forum 11 years ago. If you're friendly and you hang out with other people then eventually you're bound to meet someone that you click with. I'll never understand why people go to bars or dating sites, you're rarely going to find someone you have anything in common with there.

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CookiesNCream 16 points ago +16 / -0

Totally agree! I wasn't even looking for anyone at that time, but we just had a lot in common and one thing led to another. I used to be embarrassed saying where we met and have even lied about it, but now after being together for so long and everyone hooking up on places like Tinder, I stopped caring what other people think. Not unusual anymore for gamers to find that special someone. Plus, he tanks, I heal, our queues are instant, lol.

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Brainz 15 points ago +15 / -0

Hey now, I met my wife on Tinder and we are happily married with a newborn. Life is good!

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flashersenpai 4 points ago +4 / -0

Online dating is the best way for a man to crater his self esteem. I wouldn't recommend it.

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Grief 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know 2 people that have been happily married for almost a decade now and used legit dating sites.

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RedNonna 52 points ago +52 / -0

She wasn't good enough for you!

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jubyeonin 25 points ago +26 / -1

The gym may be closed.

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JonahND 42 points ago +42 / -0

fuck this covid shit sending people into depression

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Sumarongi 24 points ago +24 / -0

Depression is a sign of COVID. Perhaps you should get tested

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Skogin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why bother, certain death?

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RavenRuler 14 points ago +14 / -0

You understand

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Aoikaze2000 7 points ago +7 / -0

Our worse, require that you wear a mask.

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FormerGraveheart 9 points ago +10 / -1

Which is the stupidest fucking rule ever. You can get your sweat all over the equipment, but somehow breathing on them without a mask is a risk.

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fluffmiceter 3 points ago +3 / -0

So many of these COVID restrictions are total bullshit that make zero sense.

Bar not serving food? Uh oh, you could be spreading the plague! Bar serves food? Perfectly safe!

Oh, you're walking to your table in a restaurant? Better put on that mask! Oh, you've sat down at your table? Ok, now you can take off your mask :-)

PUT ON A MASK IN THE MIDDLE OF A MASSIVE PARK BECAUSE TREES GET COVID OR SOMETHING!!!!!!! REEEEEEE!!!!!

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sackofwisdom 7 points ago +7 / -0

I finally got to go today! They had the same rule that planet fitness guy had. You have to wear it walking in the door, then you can take it off.

I didn't wear one. NOT going to.

It felt so nice to be back, I had a grin on my face the rest of the night.

But it's a coin toss every time I enter the door whether it's gonna be a fight or not. Like groceries.

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Walking is better. Get to check out some babes while you're out, maybe talk to one.

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Politicide 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go for a hike then. Trails are a great place to find yourself

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Kek_The_World 39 points ago +39 / -0

Sorry. God is close to those who are broken-hearted. ❤️

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Southern_Belle 38 points ago +38 / -0

Congratulations for being liberated from slavery!

Yes, it hurts. But you'll get over it faster than you think.

It's great that she's gone from your life. If you had married her, she would have destroyed the kids.

If you had divorced, she would have turned them against you.

Please note the way she reacts to President Trump, demonizing him, is how she would react to you had you fallen out of her favor.

Please don't take her back.

I wish for you to heal and be stronger than ever.

I wish for you to find the woman who is right for you and who will share your values.

Because without shared values, a good marriage is impossible.

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boona_two 7 points ago +7 / -0

"the way she reacts to President Trump, demonizing him, is how she would react to you had you fallen out of her favor."

There's lots of wisdom in that statement.

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DefineTheLine 7 points ago +7 / -0

That’s nice pede.

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Independenceforever 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please note the way she reacts to President Trump, demonizing him, is how she would react to you had you fallen out of her favor.

Ty great point

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deplorabetty 38 points ago +38 / -0

Look on the bright side. She will never ask you to babysit the kid she's going to have with another guy on the side.

Find a nice MAGA girl. We are much smarter and prettier.

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Buttfuk 11 points ago +12 / -1

How do we know if you’re a MAGA girl!! I’ve made a decision to only settle with a MAGA woman. But so hard to find them. Feelsbadman

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USCitizen1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Definitely harder to find, but they are out there And they are the best. Met one three years ago and we are now married.

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CaptainYuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

MAGA girls are great but aren't the only awesome partners out there. My wife is foreign (Catholic) and while she's still invested in the politics of her home country she doesn't really worry too much about the US but is still cool with Trump.. She follows my lead because she trusts my views on American politics and while it may be nice to have a gunho MAGA wife, foreign girls can be just as great. There are just too many psycho lefty American girls, and the problem is that some of them are subtle/moderate enough for you to fall for them at first, but they'll always become worse over time.

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christianknight 5 points ago +5 / -0

By finding a conservative girl. She will MAGA by nature.

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deplorabetty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, in truth I used to be a cute MAGA girl. But now I"m a MAGA married lady lol. We might be harder to find, but we're worth the hunt ;)

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BigMikesLeftNut 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is there a Mr Gump, Mrs Gump? ;-)

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deplorabetty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes there is. He's a hard working family man. Firm patriot and a crack shot. MAGA ladies know what we like! :)

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leonine6 37 points ago +37 / -0

Be thankful you didn't have to post that she was your wife or worse, the mother of your child/children. Don't despair. Someday you will be shopping with your wife ( she will be very cute, smart, adores you by the way) and you will run into your ex. She will have brightly colored hair, picked up a good 60 lbs, aged badly and have a cart full of single frozen meals and cat food.

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Memebomber 28 points ago +28 / -0

I dated a lefty female once. Once. Still have scars.

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Independenceforever 8 points ago +8 / -0

Story is always the same for everybody

5 warning signs you are dating a leftist!

  1. Mean
  2. Deceptive/dishonest
  3. Self-important attention addict
  4. Possessive
  5. Abusive to kindness

Talk to your frens on thedonald.win for intervention now! Do not delay!

(I love you people so dang much)

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JohnSpartanSAPD 28 points ago +28 / -0

Well, I am a guy, but I will drink beer with you while we share stories together on td.win.

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cjcivicx 14 points ago +14 / -0

I too will swap psycho ex stories over beer...

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Pelosi_Halitosis 23 points ago +23 / -0

Geez, you have patience. 3 years? She should have been on the Trump Train with you 2 years and 8 months ago. Think of all the hot MAGA women you missed out on the past 2 years and 8 months!

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WEWLADSDALWEW 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s probably just your area...wouldn’t be hard to find them in Kansas, I’d bet.

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RightIsMight 22 points ago +22 / -0

Be happy for the good moments you shared and happy to dodge a crazy person.

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Brickapede2 21 points ago +21 / -0

Yes they will. I learned a lesson, too (though mine fortunately was after five months or so rather than three years).

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TEXinLA 20 points ago +21 / -1

It sucks, Fren. I am sorry this happened because it really hurts.

Don't think that someone will go from far left to anything approaching the middle.

Someone slightly left of center could be dateable.

And figure Trump is a Centrist. He's not right. He's not left. He's the sweet spot on the golf ball that is life.

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Libertas1776 18 points ago +18 / -0

This is good. The more they retreat into echo chambers the more deranged they get.

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WJKovax 17 points ago +17 / -0

She would have made a shitty mom. All liberals do.

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freebirdie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here is truth.

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MrBojangles 16 points ago +16 / -0

Whether you date another lefty or not, your ex thought her politics was more important than you. Find someone that'll put you above everything else.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 4 points ago +4 / -0

There it is. You’re looking for a helper, not a leader. Remember, you’re the dude.

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zx9john 16 points ago +16 / -0

My guess is that you’ll get over her and one day she’ll realise she fucked up and try to win you back... don’t fall for it.

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LowIQCrazyMika 15 points ago +15 / -0

Don't cuck yourself to "I am strong independent women" Never date a feminist or someone who even slightly feminist Never date a lefty.

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WEWLADSDALWEW 6 points ago +8 / -2

Right. If she’s independent, then let her be. Alone. You don’t need to be an accessory to someone else’s life that would be perfectly fine without you in it. That’s modernist bullshit. Find a girl who appreciates having you around and thinks you’re important.

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cuckslasher 6 points ago +6 / -0

there is no such thing as truly independent woman

they all grave attention and muh dick

women cant last longer than a few months without dick

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WEWLADSDALWEW 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s a pretty cynical way of looking at it. More charitably, we can say that no one was meant to be alone—the female of the species even less so. The independent mentality is why the divorce rate is high, the marriage rate is low, and the birth rate is in a crater. If you want two trees to grow together, you intertwine them when they’re flexible and they become inseparable. You do not grow them strong and independent and then try and make them merge. Do not spend your life trying to push a boulder up a hill.

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ArticleISection10 4 points ago +4 / -0

They will break you then leave you (with nothing) because you are broken

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +2 / -1

I’m a strong, independent woman who loves her alpha male!!

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FamburgerHelper 14 points ago +14 / -0

Friend, as a former lefty, I feel for you. I lost ALL my friends. My cool punk rock friends from Chicago & Seattle, actresses, performance artists, writers, poets, etc.

I stand strong against the rising tide of Marxist fascism. I will not let group pressure change what i know to be true.

You have a family here now, we will help to cure your broken heart. You are welcome, one of us, we have your back.

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MAGAnic316 14 points ago +14 / -0

High school GF effed me up pretty badly, also around the three year mark.

Took a couple years to get fully over it to be honest, and it was pretty shocking to hear from friends some years later that she'd gotten involved with two different older guys and ruined both their marriages.

Now I have a based wife and a beautiful baby girl, and I thank god everyday for pulling me out of the path of that train wreck of a woman.

Trust me friend, this is a blessing in disguise. Conservative ladies are epic

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Obama_stinks69 12 points ago +12 / -0

great work for noit cucking. feels bad. time will heal it homie

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Executor 12 points ago +12 / -0

At least now you're free from the shackles. Take the time to devote yourself to something that will benefit you and work from there. If you have that, then continue until you feel secured to try again.

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Maxmax 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hang tough. Everything will be alright. She was not the right one.

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Mrsattorney 12 points ago +12 / -0

You dodged a big one here. Be patient and keep an open mind.

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GreyKnight 12 points ago +12 / -0

Now you just have to make sure she stays away...because she will try to come back eventually...

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Nfish20 10 points ago +10 / -0

My fiance voted Hilary in 2016. I just showed her evidence and obamagate stuff. She gave all this bs against America a thought. Now she is pro Trump. I stayed with her because she allowed me to tell her my opinions even though I knew she was a fresh college brain wash. The simple fact that she allowed me to express my opinions that made her uncomfortable at first, she stilled stayed with me. I kept with the red pills. Even if you find another possible partner that is a lefty, express your opinions and give examples. The silent majority see's it. If she disowns you, screw it. Try again.

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Bilabrin 10 points ago +12 / -2

You gotta be the leader and guide a woman in a relationship. That includes intellectually. Be more assertive in your next relationship and if she comes crawling back you let her know what's up and how it's gonna be.

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V_exodus 7 points ago +7 / -0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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ArticleISection10 3 points ago +3 / -0

when the culture war started - anyone saying things like that were the first target - dating coaches that were teaching self empowerment got cancelled

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Bilabrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

They didnt get cancelled very effectivly.

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cuckslasher 2 points ago +2 / -0

we wil get gang banged by 12 guys before that

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N7fury 10 points ago +10 / -0

I know it hurts now but you're dodging a bullet long term. Sadly, the left and right want two different Americas and it honestly would hardly work if you are on different ends of political spectrum. It is a shame that it has gone this far but they don't realize what's it at stake. Besides, conservative girls are hotter

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 9 points ago +9 / -0

Never put dick in crazy and read my username for second advice! The positive thing out of this is that now you know she's crazy enough and you haven't married her yet.

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Peppers 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sorry man, that's shitty. You will find the right person. It is better that it's now before you got married, but I'm sure it hurts. Hang in there buddy!

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holytrpbatman 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's just her excuse. She's been banging other dudes. Consider yourself lucky, you dodged a bullet.

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KaiserSoze 7 points ago +7 / -0

youve been spared.. I married one

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DeadOverRed 7 points ago +7 / -0

Remember, if she comes back, use silver

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CyclopticErotica 7 points ago +7 / -0

You have been blessed.

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silent_majority_2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a good thing in disguise.

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TedRandv2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why are you sad? She would have divorce raped you. Most women are mentally unstable children who are easily manipulated by leftist tactics that prey on emotions.

She gave you a gift. Don’t spend it all at one place.

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malarky 6 points ago +6 / -0

She just did you the biggest favor of your life.

You could have married her and then she would have cheated on you and divorced you and you would be out all of your savings.

She does not have the ability to reason.

You are now rich.

Congratulations.

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Maga_a_lago 6 points ago +6 / -0

Congratulations! I hated dating communists!

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CS212 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hate to say it though mang...

Women rarely tell you the reason. All that matters is that she left. Don’t look back.