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OnlySlightlyNaughty 82 points ago +82 / -0

Police arrested a local jogger who was protesting racial inequality by creating an original mural which he hopes brings justice to his cause.

It was believed the owner of the 7-11 originally requested police presence, but after a conversation with the crowd he did not press charges.

It also appears the store was later burnt down in protest by Trump himself in an act of terrorism.

I think I put together the story for cnn correctly.

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FuckReddit4545 36 points ago +36 / -0

It also appears the store was later burnt down in protest by Trump himself in an act of terrorism.

CNN: We can also report that Trump was seen fleeing the scene with a large quantity of pancakes.

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npc_1234 13 points ago +14 / -1

With two scoops of butter!

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FreeBased1 4 points ago +4 / -0

The cognitive dissonance for the cops guarding the "mural"... Do we arrest the black woman dropping paint on the BLM "mural"??

Do we do anything, knowing the mayor HATES us??

Poor cops. But lemme guess: like many people, they'll keep voting for lefties and democrats, and wonder why nothing changes.

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DeplorableCentipede 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trump did all that?

CNN: No, but we’re reporting that he did.

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quartz 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Sources familiar with the president's thinking"

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PotentPOTUS 12 points ago +12 / -0

All the proof I need that 7/11 was an inside job

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

You forgot the part where Trump rounded up all the homosexuals into camps.

It didn't happen, so just say he did it figuratively and then you can run with it. You're welcome for that Pulitzer prize you'll get btw.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks pede, but when I get the reward don’t be sorry I forgot you!