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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 3 points ago +3 / -0

You won the marriage lottery

Congrats!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

I highly recommend women from the deep south. If she knows REAL football is played on Saturday, and she can recite her biscuits and gravy recipe by heart, you're good to go.

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BeBest 1 point ago +1 / -0

"she can recite her biscuits and gravy recipe by heart"

But she won't... because it's her secret to the best biscuits and gravy. :)

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

👆 this guy knows.