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CaptainYuck 213 points ago +218 / -5

Not to grovel to the Hollywood elite, but, I definitely wouldn't mind seeing President Camacho himself as 46 after Trump's 2nd term.

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Sigma 144 points ago +144 / -0

I wouldn’t mind hearing a SOTU start with “sit y’all monkey ass down!”.

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lifeisahologram 84 points ago +85 / -1

This State of the Union has been brought to you by CARL'S JUNIOR. GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 22 points ago +22 / -0

EXTRA BIG ASS FRIES

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westrock2000 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go away, I’m bate’n!

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larc7thheaven 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give a moment for guitar army!

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ailurus 42 points ago +42 / -0

Also, the SOTU being done by a president carrying a rifle, and occasionally punctuating remarks by firing it into the air...

Darn it, now I want Trump to do that, just to see Pelosi and Co faint.

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CousinEddie 8 points ago +15 / -7

Also: go a day without smoking dope constantly and repeating yourself like a pull string toy.

It’s impossible to take someone seriously when they say literally the same thing 48 times in a row.

Anytime you see one of these chimpouts it’s a stoned to the tits monkey screaming the same thing endlessly. Get a fuckin life and sober up, dipshits.

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VetforTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

What the fuck is that rant about?

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ZacPetkanas 3 points ago +4 / -1

And it's usually "I ain't resistin'" as they actively resist

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NADSAQ 30 points ago +30 / -0

I would judge his positions based on merit, but it would be entertaining if they happened to align with what we need.

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augustinius 25 points ago +26 / -1

He’d be a helluva better President than most other celebs, especially than fuckos like The Rock or Tom Pedo Hanks.

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StarGirl 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Rock has Canadian citizenship through his dad, so I don't think he can even run? Remember Ted Cruz being secretly born in Canada? haha

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ActivateMyTrumpCard 3 points ago +3 / -0

The fuck is wrong with the Rock? Dude's 110% conservative, loves his family and heritage, and is jacked (which I hope translate to him cracking down on the FDA more if he were to run)

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SendThemBackToCanada 3 points ago +4 / -1

The Rock is a Democrat.

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TotesNotKaren 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even if someone seems based. If they’re running under the Democrat party, they are automatically out. Can’t trust them at all, especially with how the rest of the party works.

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ActivateMyTrumpCard 1 point ago +1 / -0

He must have switched parties recently, because last time I checked, he was a conservative

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Seadgs 17 points ago +17 / -0

From what I, and I'm sure everyone, has seen over the years is that Terry Crews is a genuine good person. Sure, you have to take that with a grain of salt because yeah, Hollywood fuckbags, but I want to believe.

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donaldschwarzenegger 14 points ago +14 / -0

Even better would be Terry Crews bouncing his pecs thru his suit in XiJin Pings face when they meet

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Seadgs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can I be Beef Supreme!?

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Union-Pacific 80 points ago +80 / -0

Funny thing about Nick Cannon is that his twin kids are 25% white irish.

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Sigma 47 points ago +47 / -0

So they only have 25% compassion? Poor things.

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Union-Pacific 24 points ago +24 / -0

Would they still have 25% white privilege and any success that comes their way a result of that 25%?

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Magastein143 9 points ago +9 / -0

they need to pay 25% reparations

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DissenterInChief 4 points ago +4 / -0

But their other 75% receives reparations. Therefore, they receive a net 50% reparations. That is, if we're using normal people mathematics. If we're using "ethnomathematics", a different percentage may result.

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StarGirl 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've seen very compassionate "melaninate" people hacking limbs off in the congo.

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svartchimpans 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yikes yeah. "Strange" how they are barbaric wherever they live, isn't it?

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lifeisahologram 31 points ago +31 / -0

Not as ripped as Terry, but Chris Evans is basically King Cuck.

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RedditIs4Retards 16 points ago +18 / -2

Probably because he too is a pedo.

He's on Epstein's list.

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Casualize 13 points ago +13 / -0

He's forced ripped. He would've never gotten to his current build if he didn't land the Cap role. See fantastic 4 evans for reference.

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binky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I remember him in Not Another Teen Movie when I was in hs and he was thin/average

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MightyEighth 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s actually stated he hates working out heavy, it’s part of the reason they had to pad his captain America suit in the last couple movies. So he’s not a gym rat or anything.

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rarity

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c9AfEoF1StU7C2j2ZUv1 -4 points ago +1 / -5

You're mistaken. He believes in white privilege, and male privilege. He supports China. Definitely cucked, just not all the way.

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runonce 48 points ago +48 / -0

I don't know what Crews ideas are on everything but just having a normal frickin opinion on something goes a long way these days.

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H_Guderian 19 points ago +19 / -0

Its the Great Lie when they convince you that normal behavior is abnormal.

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lifeisahologram 15 points ago +15 / -0

How absurd have things gotten when not being a psycho path is a positive trait lol

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ReligionOfPoop 1 point ago +2 / -1

Underrated comment.

I want to say, "common sense goes a long way" but I can't because there are people (a significant amount) who will say "trump is a racist and conservatives want to murder brown people, thats common sense."

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a_chill_bro 38 points ago +38 / -0

Once someone convinces you that you are a victim because of your race, it's only a matter of time before you can be convinced that all your problems in your life are the fault of another race.

Then it's just a matter of time before you find yourself calling for the eradication of that race.

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AlphaOmega [S] 25 points ago +25 / -0

I reject racism because my brain is capable of determining who is an asshole and who is not.

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HerrBBQ 7 points ago +7 / -0

This goes for everyone.

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RedditIs4Retards 17 points ago +18 / -1

He probably voted Trump

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Deadangles 8 points ago +8 / -0

anyone who will not say who they are voting for are voting for Trump

Anyone who does not shout their political opinions unsolicited at you are most likely voting for Trump

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such_is_life 23 points ago +23 / -0

Terry Crews is a national treasure.

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Pax11B 19 points ago +19 / -0

President Camacho: "Shit. I know shit's bad right now...But I got a solution."

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TheVanNuys 14 points ago +14 / -0

Terry Crews is the closest thing to Hollywood Saint that we could ever ask for. I stand with him 100%.

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SnipedYou 11 points ago +11 / -0

Terry Crews will be in my legion should we ever need to fight for MLK Jr's vision of America. I will die on that hill alongside Terry.

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SemperFree 7 points ago +7 / -0

It didn't have to morph. It started from from there.

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Ninki333 7 points ago +7 / -0

Always had love for this man

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AlphaOmega [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Love anyone in Pedowood with the balls to stick up for conservatism and Trump.

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Palmertabs 6 points ago +7 / -1

Its funny, cause according to the left, im a racist. But love terry crews because he seems like a genuine guy. almost like I respect and admire the fellow because of the content of his character not because of his skin color.

The word racist has no meaning anymore, it means "somebody who disagrees with batshit crazy liberal ideology."

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Pixel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based

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Keiichi81 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Could morph?" It was a black supremacy movement from the start.

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zzyzzx 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho: “five-time Ultimate Smackdown champion, porn superstar, and President of the United States.“

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FREEDOM1st 4 points ago +4 / -0

Listen Corey, Trevor, go down to the store and get me two pepperoni cocks.

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I_love_liberty 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am all for Terry Crews 2024 over Kanye at this point lol

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physicscat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love when he dances with his pecs.

https://youtu.be/yAPteKXVjQQ

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Gadsden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Terry is an inspiration. The man has drive and talent. And, obviously, the capability to think for himself.

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StarGirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Terry Crews seems like a good fellow. He tried to come forward with his sexual abuse from men in hollywood and the meetoo harpies pushed him away.

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Moon_man 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

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AngryCitizen 3 points ago +3 / -0

His hundreds of pounds of muscles pump out the testosterone - making him highly resistant to woke scolds!

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assault_art 3 points ago +3 / -0

I recently watched a video by John Doyle (4 liberal ideas conservatives should stop defending), and in it, he basically said "don't plant a tree you don't want in your backyard", essentially, it's not "third wave feminazism", it's ALL OF IT that's bad.

Black Looters Murders is irrational, unscientific, and hateful and is protesting over a criminal who died of a heart attack, when police kill more whites than blacks, OF COURSE IT'S THE NATURAL PROGRESSION THAT SOONER OR LATER IT'S BLATANTLY RACIST AGAINST WHITES.

Unfortunately we have to acknowledge when the obvious is pointed out, like crews did here, I don't wanna give him too much credit, no one in hollyweird is exonerated from being a child molester until proven innocent.

But yeah, he's not spewing evil and stupid garbage, like most of the people he works with and for.

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Canadean 2 points ago +2 / -0

insight disguised as foresight, Terry is a high IQ fellow

I love seeing libs get owned

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PeytonManThing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only a conservative outlet like the daily wire will cover it. And there it’s just preaching to the choir

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AlphaOmega [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't celebrate with my enemies. I'm celebrating this here with my pedes. Couldn't care what th commies think.

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PeytonManThing 2 points ago +2 / -0

You’re celebrating the growth of anti white racism? The point is we need to red pill the dumbass white liberals

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Afeazo 2 points ago +2 / -0

My favorite roll he played was Julius in "Everybody Hates Chris"

Really hardworking and based father. The epitome of what America needs to provide a better future for our country. I know actors views do not generally reflect the character they play, but with Terry Crews in this role I do feel it is a good representation of why they selected him to play this role.

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sagebrushfire 2 points ago +2 / -0

“That's what you said last time, dipshit!”

“Yeah, I got a solution, you're a dick!”

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c0mpl3x 1 point ago +1 / -0

No surprises here

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FUDGEreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

But remember only white people can be racist. Dark skin = better. Those are just facts.

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Lusipede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, the sweet taste of vindication. They may sweep it under the rug, but it's building up.

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Seenev 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey Terry... If you're reading this. I'm in Los Angeles. Let's hang out. BBQ?

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Bender4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

(read this in Kevin Hart)

....swear to God, I thought you said BBC to Terry Crews.

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jeggo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny how it wasn't the anti-white comments that got Nick Cannon cancelled though hmmmmmm

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D3vst8r 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nick cannon fake ass gangster wanna be

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anon2309011 1 point ago +1 / -0

Press X to doubt they even understand.

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Supersonic-turtle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two legs bad four legs better

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TrumpenatorSupreme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Terry looks like he's going to go down in history as a true Patriot! HE CALLED IT! When do we get the "Terry Crews National Holiday"?! Idiocracy plays for 24 hours in all it's glory!

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ChokingOnARedpill 1 point ago +1 / -0

How can you NOT like Terry Crews?

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HistoryInvestigator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too bad this is the Daily Wire and not an MSM article on the right. More normies need to see this.

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td_didnt_kill_itself 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm so fucking sick of the word "slammed." They only use it when someone challenged the leftist narrative. Democrats are never "slammed."

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IAmNotSuicidal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yet I don't think they even cancelled Cannon's career. Which I really am not for cancel culture but quite the double standard here.

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Smubbs 0 points ago +1 / -1

Blacks have always felt this way. Always.

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bangbus 18 points ago +18 / -0

Disagree. The fake news posts story after story of impending doom, with doomsday just outside the memory of the average lumpenprole. People need reminders. “New York will be underwater in 10 years.” “In two weeks there will be eleven billionty cases of The Germ and we’ll all be dead.”

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nah, it's 100% acceptable to throw one's utter stupidity right back in their faces. Frankly, it needs to happen more often.

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AlphaOmega [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

Speaking of cunty.... lol.

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