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MaxineWaters4Prez 194 points ago +196 / -2

Cop lowkey plays for Manchester United.

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Baldpandaman 49 points ago +51 / -2

I laughed so hard at this

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AK94 8 points ago +9 / -1

ELI5 ?

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AlphaNathan 12 points ago +14 / -2

Soccer players are notorious for exaggerating injuries.

This may be a reference to something specific, but I don't watch soccer.

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DeplorableCentipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Contact is prohibited in soccer, so soccer players like to pretend their opponent seriously injured them to get their opponent a yellow or red card.

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AlphaNathan 18 points ago +18 / -0

Lad

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magabirdlady 8 points ago +8 / -0

hahahaha

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WJKovax 10 points ago +10 / -0

I was waiting for the Benny Hill theme to kick in. That guy couldn’t have played that worse.

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darkliz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Deep in their hearts, they didn’t want to stop her