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South_Florida_Guy 132 points ago +132 / -0

Actually a brilliant move, get on disability/workers comp, get paid the same and not have to be in the middle of this bullshit, with people who hate him using him as a pawn or a target. He was probably thinking "Finally! Here's my chance!"

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Ms_deplorable 85 points ago +85 / -0

That’s exactly what I think happened! At first I’m like wtf, he just slipped!

But then as he’s getting up you can almost see the wheels turning; hold up, if I’m out on injury, I still get paid and don’t have to get shot in the back for doing my job. OH NOOOO MY KNEE! 😂

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learntocode 47 points ago +47 / -0

He will never have to guard the fucking sign ever again. Collect dat check homie!

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bigdickhangsright 27 points ago +27 / -0

You guys aren't too far off

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lifeisahologram 7 points ago +8 / -1

Hopefully that's what it was, cause it looked like he might have gotten paint splashed in his eye, and I feel like that would fucking hurt lol

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DoesItWorkAlready 2 points ago +2 / -0

as long as he tells the prosecutor and judge "I slipped".

Otherwise she's going to get assaulting the popo charges

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