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TinyTanks [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

illtakeyourentirestock.gif and get to work!

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CommieCucker 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really want to get a Ninja Turtles style mask and wear it around when I shop

"What do you mean I have to leave??? I'm wearing my mask!"

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Notme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Goya beans work.

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TinyTanks [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are a patriot and a scholar, bringing it all together, nice.

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TinyTanks [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha, yeah and then a few years, just trying to spread some laughs. It’s a terribly childish, bad idea these days. Probably should have clarified this is for a laugh, not a thing to do.

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TinyTanks [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh I’m sure they’d call it a hate crime somehow since I’m white, so solid point.

No harm in laughing at the idea though, gotta keep my spirits up somehow, even with a childish idea that is not a good real life plan. Hopefully the situation at least made you chuckle, friend.

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JackCovfefeHays 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hauled in front of the magistrate for a fart joke? That’s even more funny than the original. How would your lawyer approach this? He who smelt it dealt it? This has the makings of a good comedy movie.