Introducing the 2020 Chrysler Portlandia people mover
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When does the hellcat version come out?
The Demon comes out in early November.
Hopefully they fixed the exploding rear end problem... oh wait, maybe that’s a feature.
The car, or antifa? Some of those soy boys look like their rear end gets blown out on the regular.
Does that thing have a Hymen?
No. My ram fucked it into submission.
Dang you made me lol, take an anti commie up arrow
Gotta be a feature of both. I mean, how do you not test hard launches with respect to rear end durability?
User name checks out
They also look like Demons.
The patron demons of sodom.
That's in the DLC, you gotta pay extra if you don't want it blowing up.
I see what you did there!
The Future Is Now, Mopar
To be fair, they declared war first. They were just too weak to take seriously. That made them think they are tough. Tough enough to stop a car.
Obviously some corrections are needed to that mentality
If they want to start a war with the gov, that's cool but don't cry foul once you're treated like insurgents. The shameful part is no action was taken when it was only innocent civilians feeling the damage from the mob, but they only showed up when they went to leftist politicians homes
Funny how that works. Ditto for the Saint Louis couple. They have the right to defend themselves and vote for whomever they want, it just pisses me off that they supposedly donated to ActBlue-connected people/groups and then cry to conservatives to save them when their allies turn on them.
are you referring to these people?
https://www.fec.gov/data/receipts/individual-contributions/?contributor_name=mark+mccloskey&contributor_city=st+louis
Not sure how they're weak. I don't see the politicians, underground leaders, and CEOs in a jail cell for supporting an insurgency. They managed to build a massive propoganda machine to keep the country ignorant and make illegal mandates that turn state governments into a totalitarian regime.
They made it illegal for businesses to buy or sell to anyone that opposes the mandates yet they're not being black bagged and thrown in minivans. Also the Seattle government supported an insurgency that killed American citizens and they aren't being arrested for treason.
So tell me what part about this makes them too weak to take seriously?
I was referring to the little soyboys and girls on the streets that got hit by the car. The power structures behind them, yes, terrifying and dangerous. The individuals? They believe, likely because of the support they've gotten, that they are able to punch well above their weight class
Should have been a helicopter.
You mean like this? https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FA1CjOtSmg6o%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
Airwolf the commie killer. This got my dick hard.
We’re gonna need a bigger car
We're going to need the same size van the side of beef was chucked into.
I think you misspelled helicopter.
Get to chuckin'!
Does Dodge make a helicopter model?
Don't let the sliding door pinch you in the ass on the way in... commie! 🐸🐸
the only reason to wear a mask is for the BO in that that bad boy WHEW!
Oh, don't be silly! A little Febreeze should...
(opens door) MY EYES, THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
Me: Where's the wheel lock?
Customer: points to a pile of McDonalds bags and mold "Somewhere in there"
Me: gives keys to new guy
I got you my pede. https://thedonald.win/p/GIq76fsu/breaking-unmarked-federal-office/c/
Wait, what did I miss? 7 hours away from this site and I'm now out of the loop.
Ooh ok. Thanks! Any footage?
https://twitter.com/sparrowmedia/status/1283436911307218948
Thanks
Guys, I think the minivan is the new, American version of free helicopter rides for pinkos.
Still working on it but something like this?
https://ibb.co/MDJXPJb
Use your words!!!!
That's some Kek material right there friend, keep up the meme fuel!
finished
This absurd level rioting and civil disturbance that is giving Oregon a bad name will keep happening, unless the commie kiddos get consequences.
To be serious, what the fed police need is to borrow Oregon’s dept of corrections buses, with nice comfy steel seats inside and leg chain loops. Have them tucked away down a side street.
Let the commie kiddos have their fun at 11pm or whatever. After they unlawfully block streets or damage things, PPD gives them an unlawful assembly warning and disperse in 10 mins. Commie kiddos usually ignore the PPD, so, a second warning is given to clear the blocks they are in. Probably ignore that too.
PPD withdraw, fed police appear and line up, blocking both ends if the affected block, motionless. A 3rd warning given to disperse, with 1 end slightly open. Otherwise face arrest for blocking the roads and participating in breaching the peace or whatever.
Stage corrections buses nearby ready. Close up lines. Compact Pantyfa from both sides. Methodically drag every one of them out and arrest, leg chain em, on the bus they go. Leg chain em in the seat loop, head sack on top covering head.
Repeat and arrest EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Whatever it takes. 10, 50, 100, 500, 1000. I’m sure Oregon’s correction system has more bus seats than number of commie kiddos willing to keep coming out. The feds can keep going. They can’t.
These real life GTA larping kiddos reality will soon make them wet themselves when they are on a corrections bus and hooded. Oh... what a shame. You wanted adventure? Now you got it. 1yr sentence in boot camp for these pussies.
Imagine. Portland, multenomah county and Oregon free of petty criminals for a year. It would be a different city altogether. Will the feds have the guts to do it though?
no shortage of busses either with no school
You can fit so many commies under this baby!
Ooooh Spicy!
Is it easy to clean though?
Just needs to convert into a helicopter.
Excursion would be better.
Unfortunately Ford is too cucked to bring it back.
I give this meme 10 spicy Goya beans/10
Ehh.. should just roll up in a garbage truck with a compactor. Just keep loading them in.
Too many doors, not enough altitude.
Rumor is PPA is on fire in portland?
BUT BUT wE dOnT Know Who You ArE
lmaooo beautiful
And a Side of Beef!
Layers? o_O
Yeah, they're skinnier than vegan Steak'um. You stack them up like deli meat.
Need to pack away even more? For just a few more dollars a month, you can get the Stow-And-Go system and roof luggage rack option.
We're gonna need Chinooks for this one boys
Why shouldn't you drive a van full of 10 commies over a cliff? Because you can fit at least three more in there
Context?
Wait, are communists people now?
Wish I could be hunting those domestic terrorist.
I think there are better ways to demolish leftists than memes like this. I get it but I don't like it.
That’s a Pacifica, the fed bois are using Dodge Grand Caravan
First. 4 more years!
Maybe stick to reddit?
I know karma exists here, but does anyone really care about it?
? I was a huge poster on our Reddit dom
the "first" didn't really translate here