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Checkout 116 points ago +116 / -0

You know what you do when you cheat on a test, tell your niece 20 years later. Sounds believable.

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LtColVindmansVagina 56 points ago +56 / -0

My thoughts exactly. I'm like who the fuck takes these stories as gospel when the entire premise for how they were told is so God damn dubious.

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Checkout 24 points ago +24 / -0

Username LOL!

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womp-womp-twice 9 points ago +9 / -0

username Checkouts

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MW23232 12 points ago +12 / -0

The Left and their supporters are the ones who take the stories as gospel. Even if a statement comes out like this one, saying it couldn't possibly be true, or something else is proven a total fabrication, they will believe the original lie forever, as the truth. They will be repeating "Trump paid somebody to take his SATs for him" for years to come now, no matter what comes out to disprove it. Once Trump is accused, they will never back off of the lie being the truth -- and hate his guts for it! smh

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iamjohnwick 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’m serious when I say Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) and it’s more serious cousin Trump Acute Resistance Disorder (TARD) are very very real.

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xzibit_b 4 points ago +4 / -0

The moment I saw that Puerto Rico literally hid hurricane supplies in warehouses and let people die so they can say that Trump is racist is when I knew Trump Derangement Syndrome is very real

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NostalgicFuturist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek. AKA ReeeeTARDs.

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

I seriously believe you. There are some uninformed people out there (to put it nicely). I also have wondered, could some have been helped along with this mindset. Was something added to vaccines, or in flu shots for more elderly? How can they have such strong opinions yet be so wrong and be so easily conned into believing what the left says, when if you do a small amount of research, you find out it all leads back to the Left who is actually trying to bring in cultural Marxism and steal our country out from underneath us? What is wrong with them? That's rhetorical, I don't expect anyone except the Left can answer that.

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iamjohnwick 2 points ago +2 / -0

DING DING DING

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GodsHonestTruth 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Literal Demons” - Alex Jones

Why would someone brilliant enough to be successful in business, entertainment, and win the presidency despite never running for office before need help with a SAT. It’s easy as fuck.

The retards are like hurr durr that test is long and hard for me. tries to fit square block in round hole

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean you don't obsess over your uncle and write in your diary about his every living moment?

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Libertas1776 63 points ago +63 / -0

Is his widow a doctor?

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MrTrumpsWildRide 14 points ago +14 / -0

kek

Exhume the corpse and check if it was buried wearing a pair of lifts.

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snoopy3210 5 points ago +5 / -0

little man wasn't born at the time

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VCE1 47 points ago +51 / -4

Trump could literally be Satan, but I won’t believe it because the left has lied so much about what he has said and done. This is the state of journalism in 2020

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kag-2020- 13 points ago +13 / -0

"The truth itself is suspect when put in that polluted vehicle." - Thomas Jefferson

It's been like that for a long time. We just forgot.

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NYC_4_Trump 39 points ago +39 / -0

“I know who did it. The dead guy did it. Prove me wrong!”

Liberals actually use this BS argument technique.

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LesboPregnancyScare 15 points ago +15 / -0

BelieveAllWomen

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ClownTamer 11 points ago +15 / -4

Who the fuck cares if someone did something like that anyway? He went on to be a billionaire. Let’s say Steve Jobs or Bill Gates cheated on their SATs. Or a professional athlete like LeBron James. I doubt Trump cheated because he’s clearly pretty smart and even autistic, but in the event he did, who the fuck cares if he was unprecedentedly successful in life? Did he not earn his success because of his score on the SATs? I mean seriously, the fuck? It’s not like he went on to write the SATs.

You can say basically anybody cheated on their SATs and I would not fucking care, unless it ended up landing them in some kind of degree program that they failed miserably at because their actual score would have been in the single digits. And even then I wouldn’t care, I’d just laugh.

It’s similar to how nobody cares about his taxes. He pays as little as he can. No shit. Trump’s hard to get down because he never claims any moral high ground, despite seemingly having it by default based on what people say about him and make up.

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cuckslasher 17 points ago +17 / -0

trump is not autistic

he shows none of the signs

source: am autist

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Robert 2 points ago +2 / -0

High functioning. The dude holds onto grudges like nobody's business, definitely a sperg trait.

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ProudWhiteMan 8 points ago +8 / -0

The people who valued the SAT the most pay 200 bucks to take the same test 4 times and still can only ever get low to middle 20s

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ThurtineFiddyToo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Were the SATs even around 60 years ago?

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Vests123 2 points ago +2 / -0

If someone did something such as this (have someone take their SAT for them), would this story be so well known in the family that a niece who isn't very close to you or the family would know this?

It's such a BS story...the Left really doesn't have much this time around on a personal level to disparage President Trump with.

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jubyeonin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, yeah. Collegeboard has been around a lot longer than that too.

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Yeehaw-McKickass 26 points ago +26 / -0

And why exactly was a college looking at SAT scores for a transfer student instead of his college transcripts? Oh right, they didn't...

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TrumpVictorious 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good point.

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NeptunesBeard 25 points ago +25 / -0

how old was she when uncle Don was "cheating" at college?

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MustangManny 11 points ago +11 / -0

-5

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jubyeonin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wasn't even alive, so she just heard it as a rumor decades later at best. Not relevant to anything at all.

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Keiichi81 19 points ago +19 / -0

WTF even is this nonsense? "40 years ago, Trump cheated on his tests in school!" Is that really what the left has been reduced to after 4 years of being unable to find anything to take him down? At what point does anyone still on the left with any remaining self respect look at this stuff and say "this is stupid"?

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preferredfault 7 points ago +7 / -0

They made him out to be such a villain these past 4 years with everything they threw at him, that there's nowhere to go but down in the severity of their false accusations lol.

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MW23232 5 points ago +5 / -0

It is all Alinsky Rules. Look at 5, 8 and 12. It is to attack him, make him defend himself and supposedly cause anger, doubt, and fear. It is all psy-ops. Look at all the time that's been wasted, with him and his staff defending attacks and lies. Sews seeds of doubt, maybe not in us, but the Left will hold this against him as the truth, "he cheated, he's a cheater", no matter if it's all proven to be a lie. It keeps the Left's base angry for no real reason.

All they want to do is get him out of office so they can continue to destroy this country and take it for themselves, force socialism. So they never stop with the attacks. Their supporters are too uninformed and brainwashed to realize what's happening. Or they think they want communism. The President is standing in their way, so they attack and lie 24/7. I'm sure you know all that but it is infuriating. They are evil.

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deliquo 14 points ago +14 / -0

The wife of the deceased man (Shapiro) made a video and discussed how they met in college (not before, post SAT timing). She was clearly an amateur speaker, but wanted to clear her husband's name quickly.

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spezisthedevil 5 points ago +5 / -0

His widow is a doctor.

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NativeNorCal 7 points ago +7 / -0

Selling your soul to the left is always easier than getting an honest job. Just ask John Bolton.

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NativeNorCal 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump is smart af. He built a billion dollar enterprise, then he comes out of no where to win the presidency when the whole corrupt system was set to ordain Hillary. Now for the last 3 years, he has taken on the deep state and everything it has thrown at him and he's still running strong.

I could see him doing SAT tests for other kids in between coffee breaks way back when but you'd need a really smart mf to do a better test than him.

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OneBigMaga 3 points ago +3 / -0

"BuT hIs DaD gAvE hIm A mIlLiOn DoLlArS"

Ok, here's a thousand dollars, turn it into 5 million!

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UpTrump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Muh "credible accusation"

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Ebbie8708 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can’t be the only one who went ‘who?’ When this woman’s book came out?

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PeachmintsPepe45 3 points ago +3 / -0

We ALL did.

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Thehoytime 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ben Shapiro has some esplainin to do.

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NostalgicFuturist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats, Mary! Kudos for how you found a media niche as the Never-Trumper Trump relative! Exploiting the family name to lie and backstab your way into ephemeral minor-league stardom: now THAT's a class act. Enjoy your 15 minutes!

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SendThemBackToCanada 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ben Shapiro :O

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saltcollector 2 points ago +2 / -0

All this goes is make Trump even more popular. He’s insanely popular!!! Like did you see India worship him like he was the second coming of Jesus?!! That really moved me. Like GEOTUS says, no publicity is bad publicity.

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fazaman 2 points ago +2 / -0

This sounds like the kind of thing that trumpets would joke about at a party. "I'd like to introduce you to Shapiro. This guys brilliant! In fact, he so smart I paid him to take my SATs! Brilliant guy!"

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VoltronGreen1981 2 points ago +2 / -0

DNC probably cut her a check to spread lies.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

DNC supporters bought 950,000 copies of the book the day of its debut.

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VoltronGreen1981 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what they claim. Usually in these cases the number of sales are mediocre and the person gets paid under the table.

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latic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Little Benjie?

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Pedecounter 2 points ago +3 / -1

lol who the fuck cares even if it's true?

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Vests123 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Left wants to set up the narrative that he's a "cheater".

All to use against him in November when he wins reelection.

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OneBigMaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

If President Trump is as dumb as they say he is, how dumb do they have to be to keep getting outsmarted by him?

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trump_rally 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bill still firing. Nice.

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SwanS0ng 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh well that's it, I'm definitely voting for Bernie now. This is the last straw

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Bestboy143 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who the fuck could care about this.

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MehNahMehNah 1 point ago +1 / -0

GORILLA CHANNEL

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Independenceforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

Serious question:

Who the fuck cares about SAT?

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VetforTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every family has to have its bitter neice.