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ughicanteven [S] 65 points ago +66 / -1

these SJWS are so deranged they can't even sell motherfucking soda without making it political. what the fuck is wrong with these people?

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brsmith77 32 points ago +32 / -0

I remember there was a radio station in one of the GTA games where the presenter responds to a woke Soda commercial with something along the lines of:

"Shut up! I don't care about your opinion, You are a fucking Soda!"

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the-new-style 35 points ago +36 / -1

"Trump-supporting Austrian Red Bull boss"

'I don't think [Trump]'s as much of an idiot as he's made out to be'

Gee, thanks for the support

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Itateeverybody 26 points ago +27 / -1

For a European not named Nigel to say that is a big deal. That continent is so faggy me and my buddies came up with a game called "Gay or Foreign" and its legitimately hard to play sometimes.

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Rothbard 17 points ago +17 / -0

Try the UK. I met my wife there. She said it was very difficult to determine if a guy was straight. She had assumed all her male colleagues were gay.

I went to a club once with my brother we were apparently early maybe 9pm. So we got a pint. A group of 6 guys came in. They just danced with each other jumping on top of one a other. We asked the bartender if it was a gay bar... no he said those guys are straight.

Plenty of stories in the UK like that. Poland its definitely not the case though.

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the-new-style 9 points ago +10 / -1

Thanks for that mate, I know what you mean. If any of us get in the media we are, of course, labelled "far-right".

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 12 points ago +12 / -0

Well the Dutch red bull F1 driver doesn't kneel like the rest of the European cucks.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 7 points ago +7 / -0

And he's a hard racer. Spun on a wet track shortly before the start of today's race. Car heavily damaged. Mechanics worked their asses off in an effort just to keep the in the race -- finished with literally seconds to spare before incurring a grid penalty. No time for fine-tuning the setup. Verstappen started in seventh place, still managed to finish in second.

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 5 points ago +5 / -0

If max would be in a merc, he would be hard to beat. Look what Bottas can do in one and he's not as good as max.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bottas is cruelly underrated. Were he on any other team, he would probably get his due. But playing second fiddle to Hamilton, well...

I would love to see Max in a Mercedes. For that matter, I would like to see Vettel in one too. I do not think either is going to happen as long as Hamilton is their star, though.

That being said, if Toto Wolf goes, what will Hamilton do?

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well if vettel goes to pink Mercedes next year you might get a chance to see that. I get that Bottas is good but I just think max would be better in the same car. I doubt Toto goes anywhere soon. He's Russells agent so he has an intrest in getting him in a good car. That's why I think he gets Bottas seat soon.

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Kokothegorilla 9 points ago +9 / -0

HIGH ENERGY

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thakiddd 9 points ago +9 / -0

Good thing I'm addicted to red bull

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Dorsey81 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wash down my Goya with Red Bull

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MagnanimousDonkey 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hmmm, how to support this brand without having to ingest some nasty toxic waste?

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Warskullx 2 points ago +2 / -0

It wouldn't be so bad if they just removed the sugar. It is caffeine water with some taurine and sugar in it. Yet, even with that sugar they still make it taste terrible. What is the point of 10 grams of sugar if your product still tastes like sweaty balls.

You can just buy some black canned coffee and get the same thing.

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ILearnedToCode 3 points ago +3 / -0

I actually quite enjoy the taste of red bull, not sure what it is but it's very appealing. That said, I typically only drink it for long car rides, coffee is my go to daily drink

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Warskullx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just the straight up normal red bull in the blue and silver can? I always thought they were trying to go for something sweet, but it also has an off bitterness to it.

I personally go for coffee too. Coffee can be bitter but it has an interesting depth to its bitterness. I've taken to Japanese style canned black coffee. You can take it with you and it is ready to go anywhere. Similar amount of caffeine too so it gives you the same boost as an energy drink.

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Womp_womp 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well, if I must:

Crack

*Sips Red Bull

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Whoopies_tds 3 points ago +3 / -0

....to wash down Goya

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Berzerker_king 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh man ... as it is I'm addicted to caffeine. Now you're telling me that buying caffeine bombs known as red bull is also giving moral support to Trump?

I will do it though, for Trump ! Go red bull.

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Leftcoastpede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like Red Bull is back on the menu boys!

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eviantears 2 points ago +2 / -0

Co-signed

Go woke: go broke

Should philosophical suicide be forcibly superimposed over a business whose function is to generate income/goodwill (charities)? Marketing zealous talking points drives me AWAY from a business - does anyone want to be lectured & belittled for interacting with a business?? Just to buy soda???

Yeah I’m fed up. Tightening up finances & not supporting business that are anti-American

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Troll 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let's not fellate this CEO. They removed someone who made a hilarious, not that offensive "Un-PC" map of the world.

CEO is just trying to be politically neutral, which is understandable but these are the days to pick sides.

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travistd6789 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope those two had lucrative executive compensation plans that went poof when they were fired.

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ughicanteven [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

i dont lol

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Hello_World 1 point ago +1 / -0

Goya and redbull. We are all going to be high energy.

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S1000HD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like I will stock up on the sugar free flavors

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

They gave them wings.

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KColl123 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like I need to take a trip to Costco or Sam's Club to stock up. I'm not one for drinking Red Bull but no better time to start than now!

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ProudBoyGavin 1 point ago +1 / -0

TheDonald.win gives me wings!

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Polygauge 0 points ago +1 / -1

Now I know what energy drink I'll be buying in the future, sorry bang and monster, but red bull stepped up