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milktoastfencesitter 39 points ago +39 / -0 (edited)

It is contact tracing. Government is saying the third party that’s been contacting the guy and telling him he’s positive must be making a mistake. That the government positive cases are accurate. Hmmm...

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ArmyLady 26 points ago +26 / -0

Do contract tracers get paid a bonus for every + case they declare??

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brsmith77 44 points ago +44 / -0

You know it. Over here in the UK the NHS gets a bonus for every Covid case it deals with.

Have a guess what happened... Go on just one guess...

I actually died of Covid last Tuesday.

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ArmyLady 14 points ago +14 / -0

RIP pede!

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Ameronaut 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm sorry for your loss

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2SmoothGQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

If that’s true now is your opportunity. Have a funeral get the death certificate and leave the system.

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Sirbigusdickus 2 points ago +2 / -0

It won’t be the last time either.

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brsmith77 2 points ago +2 / -0

I fully expect to die several more times before the year is out.

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mememaster_general 25 points ago +25 / -0

Friend is all kinds of paranoid about COVID and then a family member of theirs says they tested positive. They and their kids get tested, their infant gets tested and is POSITIVE! It made regional news that this little baby got the virus.

My wife called last night to check on them, and the kid's mom is curious, she got tested as positive but she doesn't seem sick at all. No symptoms at all... she can't seem to figure it out.

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TheTPL 19 points ago +19 / -0

One of my best friends just had their friend test positive, and their friend is definitely really sick but also pre-diabetic which could play a role. Nonetheless, they were telling me about the horrible stigma surrounding this thing, and why the friend in question didn't even want to mention it at first. We've made this virus out to be freaking AIDS, and it's so wrong on so many levels. I've honestly gotten to the point where even if I'm sick I don't even want to be tested anymore, not even for antibodies.

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Aquamine-Amarine 13 points ago +13 / -0

I refuse to get tested. You just can't trust doctors anymore, unfortunately.

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Destineed369 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not when it’s financially incentivized for you to be sick. No money in a cure.

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blackmayo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I live in FL can confirm. At least 2 cases I heard of the same thing.

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MrCappuccino 13 points ago +13 / -0

Happened to a coworkers friend. Too his family to get tested at a lab, filled out papers, told to wait like 4 hours, leaves, family gets told they tested positive a few days later and was never even tested.

Scamdemic.

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january20 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, it's funny that they can get all of your information from you pretty quickly, but then they can't get you tested quickly. I suspect it's by design, to increase the numbers.

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ILearnedToCode 6 points ago +6 / -0

They want to keep people scared and in the dark. Tell them it's a 4 hours wait and they think that shits serious. That or they want people to sit around in a hospital for a long time in the hopes they actually do get covid

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MrCappuccino 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most likely. I mean covid-19 is part of the coronavirus family and one of the members of the corona viruses causes the common cold....so how many just have colds and test positive? Ridiculous.

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TheTPL 11 points ago +11 / -0

A lady on my local Nextdoor group just said the same thing happened to her, and she's fairly well known. Therefore, given her reputation and what's been apparently occuring elsewhere, I feel STRONGLY that this deserves serious Investigating.

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Deeznutsmatter 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have a family freind (older female) that lives in Texas. She was feeling poorly, so decided to get checked. Covid 19 results were negative, and they sent her on her way, informing her that she would have a teleconference with her doctor the following day. Turns out it is a teleconference with a 3 doctor panel. They asked a few questions, then informed her that she did; in fact (fiction), have Covid 19. When she asked about the negative test result they couldnt provide a clear answer, just lots of Bullshit.Two days later she was back to her self again, but still under quarantine. Wonder how much the hospital is getting per positive test result? Apparently Texas doctors are so gifted that they can make a diognosis over the phone, without ever physically examining the patient.

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Lol_Garrus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now the state will try to make him wear an ankle bracelet.

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jollybygolly 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL. It's like organ-donating where you have to opt-out instead of opt-in, only for the plague.

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npeachmints 6 points ago +8 / -2

There is also a lot of forced unnecessary hospitalizations and patients who don't even have Covid are catching this. This is in FL, TX, AZ. The major cities are run by Dems and they will kill people to achieve their agenda.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

In all three of those states you have a typical rise in cardiac events in the heat of the summer, and a lot of electoral votes.

No agenda there!

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Winterds001 5 points ago +5 / -0

Link?

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SeasonalWaifu 5 points ago +5 / -0 (edited)

Here you go. Really don't get why every news article is a screencap around here. People should just use archive if they don't want to give hits. http://archive.is/VCeDz

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BlinkinSun 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have personally seen this happen local to me in Florida multiple times now.

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blackmayo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I too can confirm at least twice for me. Heard 2 instances of this happening.

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PezzShivers 2 points ago +3 / -1

Same thing happened to 3 different ladies at my pool the other day

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sethrichsbrother2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Twitter has scrubbed all mention of Mark Ballou's name.

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zerocooltx 1 point ago +1 / -0

my cousin and her husband have both been sick with respiratory issues. They both tested negative multiple times. The dr's assured them that they definitely had it and that the tests are unreliable.

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gogueofreeee 1 point ago +1 / -0

i keep hearing this but I have never seen any paper that backs it up. Where can I find more info?

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blackmayo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I live in South Florida. My co-woker said the same thing about a friend. They got in line filled out the info then left. Then they got positive results without actually testing. Funny thing is on FB I commented that and someone else said the same thing. That it happened to some one else they know. So 2 cases in South Florida that I am aware of and probably more.

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FUDGEreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Business activities blocked, secret panels, selective monetary offerings from central government, breakdown in the process: this is your country on socialism. This is not a drill. It is happening.

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Isaiah53 1 point ago +1 / -0

This happened to my cousin and her fiance in SC

They drove up to a Kung Flu testing station about 2 weeks ago. Person with a clipboard comes to their window and takes their info. By the time it is their turn, the tent has run out of tests. So they go home, untested.

Exactly 5 days later they receive in the mail two envelopes, one for each of them. They were being informed that they had tested positive for Covid, so they would have to self-quaratine. Never. Got. Tested.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is why I won't even donate blood anymore.

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sub-collector 0 points ago +1 / -1

Post the fucking link.