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canadianhere 17 points ago +17 / -0

But they are setting police stations on fire, so...

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nufosmatic 13 points ago +13 / -0

Kelly's Heroes (1970)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065938/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

Look, Mulligan! I don't think I'm getting through to you! You're dropping your damn barrage on our position! The reason you can't hear me is because you're firing your mortars at your end, and they're dropping here, on our end! No, the Krauts are not here! We're here! Mulligan, your bombs are coming down on our head! I don't know where the Krauts are! Just lift your goddamn barrage! Over!

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grenades_and_ham 4 points ago +4 / -0

"The damn thing is heavier than Kelsey's burgers."

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GodfreydeBullion 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also, we ain't got no booze.

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ginoB 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is why USA will prevail and wont become commies. The commies are too lazy to march. They have no real leaders. The infighting would be hilarious.

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electricboogaloo 6 points ago +6 / -0

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Aquamine-Amarine 6 points ago +6 / -0

As was their attempt at gardening.

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Scorpion 4 points ago +4 / -0

There is no civil war, the left is just a headless mob throwing an endless temper tantrum. The media puts a magnifying glass on them so we stay at each other's throats and don't pay attention to what their Chinese puppet masters are up to.

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_deleted_ 7 points ago +8 / -1

Fetal alcohol syndrome

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NoPrisners 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was thinking some sport of genetic disorder

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murderhornet 5 points ago +5 / -0

How absolutely dare you!

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ds420 4 points ago +4 / -0

CLIMATE GOBLIN

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WalterEKurtz 3 points ago +3 / -0

and there is always tide pods...

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pup1pup 3 points ago +3 / -0

I hate to say it, but they are very useful foot soldiers. As individuals they are worthless. But when they gather together as a mob, they are much better than us at scaring corporations and silencing their opposition.

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WaffleBiscuit 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the funny thing is that Gen Z is supposed to be the most socially conservative since the Silent Generation.

But sure, Greta, have fun with your little "revolution."

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duallyford 3 points ago +3 / -0

Start a revolution?!

Hell, you can't start a lawnmower!

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hydra 2 points ago +2 / -0

should be 'and'

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Faintlight [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also missing the Oxford comma.

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Karver 2 points ago +2 / -0

How dare you! Chews on a ride pod.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Clint is still alive, ya know.

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TeeDubya 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm so glad this little twit's 15 minutes of fame is over.

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Aquamine-Amarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I could work 40 hours a week. But finding a new job with all the Mask Nazis running around is hard.

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Moon_man 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank god I was raised by actual parents. I work 50 plus a week and I'm grilling a briskit as I type.

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the-new-style 0 points ago +4 / -4

needs more Boomer

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DonaldsTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's drowning in boomer, what more boomer could it have?? White Monsters?

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the-new-style 1 point ago +2 / -1

Needs the word "snowflake" or "avocado"

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Ameronaut 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's missing the minions and the massive Punisher watermark, also too many pixels

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