I was in Tampa during Irma. Wasn't too bad but the wind was a real sight to behold. Charlie scared me; it showed up not long after I moved to Florida and was supposed to hit my city dead on but it changed course at the last minute. (For those not in the know, it was a category 4)
Long standing joke - when Johnny Law comes to confiscate firearms, you tell 'em you lost all your guns in a tragic boating accident, and the guns can never be found again.
Reminds me of an old Irish joke. The wife writes to her husband in prison saying she doesn't have anyone to dig her potatoes. He writes back and says don't dig them, that is where the guns are hidden. Her next reply is to thank him for getting them all dug for her.
If Fredo Cuomo would kindly accompany me in the row boat, I shall happily, and with great enthusiasm, show him the exact spot in the lake that the 'accident' occurred.
Let us all take a moment to remember these valiant guns who were taken before their time to Davy Jone's locker. Fare thee well, brave instruments of peace!
That boat looks like it could have held 30, maybe 40 victims. My condolences. I will change my Facebook avatar for a few days. It's the least I can do.
Sorry for your loss.
Oh, it's tragic. Simply tragic.
The humanity...
You can report your loss and get professional counseling here
https://www.atf.gov/firearms/report-firearms-theft-or-loss
No. They require a dog or two to be sacrificed for their time. Tell them nothing.
I made a similar comment and someone said “wE jUsT hAvE tO fAcE tHeSe gOvT rEguLatIonS hEaD oN”.
No, I don’t think I will
God damn Government boating regulations
Damn shame! Unfortunately I was also on his boat today
Shit sorry bro. I was too. We had thousands on that boat.
Well we had fun while it lasted. Sorry about my negligent discharge sinking it. Totally my bad
Damn good time doe
Laughed my ass off. Nice job OP
Sudden spike in boating accidents. Sad!
The Kung Flu strikes again.
Yet another loss due to the Wuhan Flu.
Damn. You too? What are the odds right?
We're all going to need divers soon to go gun shopping.
Naw. Look up "magnet fishing" on the tubs.
It appears the boating accident happens in waters deeper than magnet fishers tend to venture. Such a shame. Rip.
I was so traumatized I can't even remember which part of the lake I was on. Actually, I can't even remember which lake! Hold me.
I'm sorry brother. May they rest in peace until needed.
^this
There really needs to be a Journal of Ammunition and Weapons Sinking Organization, jaws.org sounds nice.
Lake Tahoe in CA/NV is 1600' deep. Such a shame that I can never learn my lesson and keep having boating accidents out there.
me too
I was on a tour over the Mariana trench one day and...oh why wasn't I more careful!?
Hopefully they were all covered in cosmoline and packed in neat little PVC tubes.
Me too. But really when the hurricane come through a couple of years ago.
Hurricanes must suck. 😞
Yes they do!!!
The coasts both dodged the bullet with Irma but she fucked up the heartland right up the west side of the ridge.
I haven't weathered a bad one in several years. Never what Irma dished out. I hope I never have to do an Irma, Charlie or Andrew.
Stay safe coastal Pedes but you inland Pedes need to be vigilant too!
Mother Nature don't play the radio!
I was in Tampa during Irma. Wasn't too bad but the wind was a real sight to behold. Charlie scared me; it showed up not long after I moved to Florida and was supposed to hit my city dead on but it changed course at the last minute. (For those not in the know, it was a category 4)
ThEy ArE NoThInG LiKe RoLlInG BlAcKoUtS ThOuGh!!! AnD WiLdFiReS...! BiGoT!
All XX of em vanished right before my eyes!
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I lost mine water skiing; I was holding the boom sticks and the ski rope, but just couldn't hold both. So sad.
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He had help with this meme!
Username checks out.
I really wish I hadn't lent your ALL my guns for that trip
This happened to me yesterday 😢 and now everything is sold out 😢😢
I store my guns in Davy Jones' Locker.
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Oh no! All my firearms!
I feel I'm missing the reference
Long standing joke - when Johnny Law comes to confiscate firearms, you tell 'em you lost all your guns in a tragic boating accident, and the guns can never be found again.
Even in the middle of the desert there are lakes close by. Pleasant, Roosevelt, Saguaro, etc.
Reminds me of an old Irish joke. The wife writes to her husband in prison saying she doesn't have anyone to dig her potatoes. He writes back and says don't dig them, that is where the guns are hidden. Her next reply is to thank him for getting them all dug for her.
Where are your papers?!! What do you mean you lost the guns?!! Commisar Cuomo will be very upset
If Fredo Cuomo would kindly accompany me in the row boat, I shall happily, and with great enthusiasm, show him the exact spot in the lake that the 'accident' occurred.
I just want you to know Fredo it's nothing personal
Dude. Please tell me all my guns and ammo weren't still on your boat.. .
You had one job to do.
Tragic
I too lost all of my guns in a tragic boating accident. All I have left is the memories. 😭
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Boats can be so unreliable, dontchaknow?
Ayyy, I'm afraid this will happen to me soon. Much sympathy
I am mourning your loss. Along with the loss of Ruth Buzzy and jizzlane Maxwell. F
F. The world's smallest violin plays for me.
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Wayciss. Waahhhhh
(Greasy sales guy) slaps hull of sinking ship
It's tragic, really, this bad boy could hold 100's of your more exotic weapons.
Hey, these things are gonna happen sometimes.
#metoo
I need to invest in a waterproof metal detector ASAP
This happened to me in the middle of Death Valley.. live sand or something.
Weird. Most people call it quick sand, even though they don't know quick means live. Where are you from? LOL
I'm telling you it was "live". It gobbled my whole car. Here.. https://i.imgur.com/rDL2sx9.gif
LOL. That's the worst. Next time, set your TNT next to the guns, with a remote detonator.
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damn that seems to be happening alot these days.
I keep hearing about all these boat accidents and guns being lost to the depths. Maybe I should invent a gun floation device.
Terrible that none of us can afford a gun flotation device. Nope. None of us.
It was the flotation device or more ammo..... I regret nothing.
My gunner!
RIP, they were good guns. Such a tragedy.
Same thing happened to me. My whole damn collection gone!
Ugh, and that water looks super deep, too
It was horrible! I am glad I was able to swim to shore with you!!!!
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Let us all take a moment to remember these valiant guns who were taken before their time to Davy Jone's locker. Fare thee well, brave instruments of peace!
Noooo..... How did this happen? Did you accidentally shoot it 17 times in specific spots in order to maximize water flow into the hull?
That's just a shame.
I hate it when that happens.
Right after i lent you all my guns too. It’s okay bro i forgive you.
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If you go looking for them, can you keep an eye out for my FN Scar?
"You lost all of them...."
These "gun-control" boats, disguising themselves as our normal boats, are taking an increasing toll on our collections.
Sorry for your loss...brings tears to my eyes.
I predict sadly this will soon happen with gold to . :(
What gold? You have any gold? Me neither
Nope ... it's gone with the guns . :P
That boat looks like it could have held 30, maybe 40 victims. My condolences. I will change my Facebook avatar for a few days. It's the least I can do.
Wait, you and your arsenal were on that boat too?
What a small world we were barely able to get off the boat before is sunk.