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Guruchild 37 points ago +38 / -1

You mean 0.1%... 99.9% mortality rate means nearly everyone dies.

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Necronomishaun 17 points ago +19 / -2

It has a 99.9% immortality rate.

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Daemoness 4 points ago +4 / -0

99 % survival rate. Mortality rate is 0.2% (maybe).

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Duderufuckinkidding 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think you misread.

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JackOfDiamonds 2 points ago +2 / -0

99.9% chance you become immortal? Sign me up!

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thenameisdonald 9 points ago +9 / -0

With Jesus the mortality rate goes down to 0%