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Biden twitter hack reveals quid-pro-quo Kamala Harris VP pick (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by BilboTBaggins ago by BilboTBaggins +3827 / -2
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ohm_rice 102 points ago +102 / -0

Pretty sure Kamala is too old for his tastes.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 37 points ago +37 / -0

This is what I was thinking. It's so obviously fake because she's older than 12. Maybe that's why her face is all fucked up now - tried to turn back the clock too much with her surgery to be appealing to JoePedo.

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Mrsattorney 16 points ago +16 / -0

She ought to sue whoever did that to her face...really bad job.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 10 points ago +11 / -1

Real shit: she was on camera 8 days prior to that interview looking normal. There is no way that much plastic surgery heals in 8 days. It wasn't her. It was a deepfake or lookalike.

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FreeBased1 7 points ago +7 / -0

OP: this is legit. Can confirm. No photoshop.

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airgag 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's Lizard people look to me.

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NormaJeanRocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

Massive botox injections that look like shit, it was her you can tell by the voice.

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Friendly_B 6 points ago +6 / -0

The voice is her.

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Faintlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the ears. So confusing!

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Botox injections are nearly instantaneous. Takes about 10 min for it to settle in. She could easily have both Botox and adrenochrome "supplements" to do that...

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Motherslut 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean she could have gotten plastic surgery and then smothered her face in paint/prosthetics to cover up the bruises.

The tooth gap is weird though.

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EpicPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

it's gonna be hard to get Satan himself into a court of law.

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operator1214 2 points ago +2 / -0

No, no, no....the Edgar suit is starting to deteriorate is all...happens to all bugs eventually.

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her parents ,?

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Valiazaner 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like my women like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up in coke" ~ Joe Biden.

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AlphaNathan 6 points ago +6 / -0

By 50 years.

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IntrepidBurger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does she have grandkids?

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brsmith77 4 points ago +4 / -0

She probably doesn't smell very nice either which would be a deal breaker for Sniffin' Joe.

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BelichickBradyTrump 29 points ago +29 / -0

"Helo butiful, remove cloth"

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booblitchutz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Kindly do the need full.

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sustainable_saltmine 23 points ago +23 / -0

"Open bobs bb"

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kestral 28 points ago +28 / -0

Indians (dot, not feather) are really bad at spelling boobs, but really like asking people to see them

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Dumbledore556 10 points ago +10 / -0

I.T. , not teepee

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sustainable_saltmine 6 points ago +6 / -0

it's people with bad spelling that go on these sex cam sites trying to get the "model" to do something for them

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Nomoralcompass89 13 points ago +13 / -0

We have the best memes

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Butthurt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bitch spaghet-rigaton...you you you know the thing

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mothrasvineyard 1 point ago +1 / -0

too perfect 😂

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NADSAQ 8 points ago +8 / -0

She’s about 60 years too old for him, but kek

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South_Florida_Guy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden likes Heels Up because he can still smell her vagina even with 6 feet of social distancing.

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bad live deepfake

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Slayenemy909 5 points ago +5 / -0

kek

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realJohnBarron 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks like Biden is going for the Indian (not Pocahontas) vote

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WestPalm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Indian you say?

Dot or feather?

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do. Just imagine that Biden is Willie Brown.

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MoustacheWax69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can't sniff 'em from the DMs, my guy.

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thehacker4channel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Complete open bob and vagene.

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V43_of_ii_dim 4 points ago +4 / -0

Helo bitch lasagna

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YouTouchMyTralala 4 points ago +4 / -0

Send bobs...

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Lol_Garrus 4 points ago +4 / -0

"bobs and vegana, which ever shall it be!"

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BadManOrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unsure if shit post

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BallsackPaneer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kamala + Bobs = kabobs?

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triforce28 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guess she took that as "rearrange your face"

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Deplorable_bastard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol

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JesusisKing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wow toooop Kek

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Barack-Obama 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope they don't find the dick pics I sent Fauci. Big Mike would be PISSED.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kamala gave him the Willie Brown special. That's why Joe can't speak anymore.

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Spark-001 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a gentleman, I never say please!

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Porn cop.

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bob and Vegana, best lyrics from Bitch Lasagna (shoutout to Pewds)

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V43_of_ii_dim 3 points ago +3 / -0

It predates Pewds, but Bitch Lasagna is the shit.

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thuggishruggishtrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did the hack re-work her face?

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G0vnah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aged like fine wine lol

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Ameronaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

mm yes milk truk just arive

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scott Adams says she had a resting bitch face ("rbf") and speculates that the surgery was to soften her look.

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BluestedSRT 2 points ago +2 / -0

My uncle had a big block Chevy Vega back in the day. I wonder if Kamala has a Big Block Vegana.

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tonightm06 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you even have to ask knees Harris?

She will get down for a mars bar.

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A300killdozer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Heels up in 30

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's have sexi sex cloth off! Do milk!

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RivalPipe 1 point ago +1 / -0

In a shrewd move to outflank other VP candidates, Harris "bumped" into Biden at his monthly plastic surgery appointment.

You cannot teach that kind of go-getter mentality.

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was this before or after she called the plastic surgeon? Looks like a rush job, I say before.

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logan4179 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course he was very dissappointed to learn that she didn't have any children...

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Fullarr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Upvote if you think Kamala got Botox for her upcoming job interview

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Fullarr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hopefully she has something to save her knees from getting scraped up. May take a while to get Old Joe going

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