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TEXinLA 311 points ago +314 / -3

^^^THIS^^^

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AlphaNathan 180 points ago +183 / -3

Get vanned!

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PantsJihad 146 points ago +148 / -2

If I lived in Oregon I'd be out there with a MAGA hat and giant foam finger blasting an air-horn and shouting "WHooooooo" ever time a soyboy got the Hillary Side-of-beef experience.

Who needs pro sports?

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Ferrous_Tarkus 55 points ago +56 / -1

This is far more exciting! Can I interest you in some popcorn?

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PantsJihad 34 points ago +35 / -1

<AIRHORN>!

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Impressive-Length 10 points ago +11 / -1

They didn't disclose that he listens to Nickelback, though.

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julianReyes 10 points ago +11 / -1

Trump brought back Gorillaz so idc.

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FergieJR 5 points ago +6 / -1

Thisphotograph.jpeg

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DoofusRufus 7 points ago +8 / -1

Popcorn...it's the smell of victory.

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trumpORbust 45 points ago +48 / -3

I live in Portland -- once the land off the Ruger settlers

If i lived your dream -- I'd loose my job and career -- my house and property would be trashed -- I'd need a backup crew to watch for bike locks, illegal fireworks, sucker punches, concrete projectiles and a finger in my ass

I pay taxes and fear going downtown -- my family is terrorized, all we can can do is keep up the target practice until the federal government cleans out the invading army marching under a foreign flag

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chuckachookah 18 points ago +20 / -2

I feel you, man.

I had some awesome clients in/around Portland and it was getting nutty before our Favorite President was elected, but after inaugurations, I started turning down jobs and rounded out the project I was involved.

Last I was there was about year/year-and-a-half ago and it was just a shame to see downtown and really within a 10-15 minute drive anywhere around there.. Several of the business owners/leaders that I was working with went to working from home and others have just left the state altogether.

Sad.

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Friendly_B 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, I went and visited a bunch of my old areas to spend time in when I lived there. It's awful. You know how people say there are rats the size of small cats and in your mind it's like "yeah, sure buddy." They have rats the size of small cats right down by the Burnside bridge in downtown. Just out in the open in daylight.

I went over through Chinatown and there the street was closed off to traffic. Friday night. The bars were busy like they used to be but there were lines out the doors onto the sidewalks and they curved out into the street around the tents. Tents outside the nightclubs, nicely dress clubgoers ignoring them. People doing coke sitting in the street. Two cops on the corner just watching it all.

There was a man walking around with an enormous "The End is Near"-type sign handing out pamphlets lol.

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hypebeast420 7 points ago +8 / -1

I moved to Texas years ago and don't regret it one bit. Fuck Portland. All the good places there are out of business anyways. No more Henry's Tavern. 2nd Avenue went from being a fun nightlife spot to straight up trash. Seriously bro, pack your bags. You'll like it better here.

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TheRealBarron_Trump 5 points ago +6 / -1

Bro come to mcminnville. We pretty chill here and its only an hour away

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WestPalm 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lose*

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Emperorvoid 6 points ago +7 / -1

Moved out of Portland last year to a very gun per capita state. I attended several Patriot Prayer rallies. I've dealt with Antifa physically. They have too many in numbers for any Pede to be safe unless openly armed, and with backup. Also, Cops there are bitches who are nothing more than nutless gutless pawns of the corrupt Mayor and Governor. Those with any sense of what is best for them have quit/retired.

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DangleBarry 3 points ago +5 / -2

I've never been to Portland, so I bet you're pretty much right.

There does seem to be at least one fairly based cop there, though. This is a great interview:

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2020/07/a_black_police_officer_tells_a_startling_truth_about_the_racial_protests.html

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billbuckner 5 points ago +7 / -2

This would be great entertainment to replace sports. If only we could have a COPS tv crew to follow them as they bag and tag the perps. As CNN gave Roger Stone.

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wrongaddress 4 points ago +5 / -1

If you find a single black-boc walking around, be easy, it may be a plant/spy trying to infiltrate pantifa.

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Tx50bmg 40 points ago +43 / -3

All of the cool kids are wearing Vans! Did I say “wearing?” I meant “being taken away by.” 😂

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 33 points ago +35 / -2

Dude, when even my priest (no shit, in a quiet convo after Mass) said that "they were commies, they deserved it" in reference to that, I nearly died (and also knew that finally, I found clergy who was based as fuck).

I'm getting that gent a pistol for Christmas, with a tag on it that says "Luke 22:36"

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Tx50bmg 10 points ago +12 / -2

Believe that’s the “cloak for a sword” verse, and if so, that’s excellent!

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 10 points ago +11 / -1

precisely:

"He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one. It is written: ‘And he was numbered with the transgressors’; and I tell you that this must be fulfilled in me. Yes, what is written about me is reaching its fulfillment.” The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.” “That’s enough!” he replied."

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theRealdakkath 23 points ago +24 / -1

I was gone all weekend and some of last week. What is this vanning shit everyone is referencing?

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DonaldWashington 52 points ago +54 / -2

Basically Bill Barr finally nutted up and sent in the storm troopers. Decked out feds are driving around in rented unmarked minivans tossing commies in like sides of beef and taking them away. Pretty bad ass if you ask me.

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SoldierofKek 26 points ago +27 / -1

If they got helicopter rides it'd be even more cool. Maybe after the election.

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Brownwaterboys 10 points ago +11 / -1

START UP THE ROTORS!

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SF_3P0 7 points ago +8 / -1

PACK THE LEFTIST SCUM.

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pede-o-saurus 6 points ago +7 / -1

"As God is my judge, I thought commies could fly!"

(They can. Temporarily.)

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +2 / -1

"Us throwing them out didn't do anything. You need to sue that hateful, discriminatory ground that hit them hard enough to kill them. Anything else is not MY TRUTH."

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PeaceThroughStrength 16 points ago +17 / -1

lol I wish it was this cool.

Feds are defending a federal courthouse, which includes the surrounding area. Thus, when commies are attacking the courthouse while within said surrounding area, such commies are arrested and taken and held in federal holding facilities where they will be arraigned under federal law.

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bigdickhangsright 8 points ago +9 / -1

Did they lose a shoe?

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Chopblock 6 points ago +7 / -1

MY SIDES (OF BEEF)

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +2 / -1

Don't lump me in with those fucking commies

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L1bertyandjustice -8 points ago +19 / -27

One day we’ll have a Dem President, and the caption to this photo will be “Remember, take their guns at all costs.” Fuck ANTIFA scum, but this is not the precedent we want to set.

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JimDandy 37 points ago +39 / -2

False argument. These men are vanning hooligans, anarchists and rioters which is not protected by God or the Constitution.

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PartTimeHick 15 points ago +18 / -3

Also most of these guys get released in a day and aren't charged anything afaik

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jive-ass-turkey 17 points ago +18 / -1

Not so sure about most, but the major incident of which most of us are aware, complete with screaming banshee and followers get got warning, was indeed released.

From the interview with DHS Sec they are detaining people for questioning at secured facilities away from their mob buddies. The Secretary also said they determined after questioning that the guy they nabbed in that one wasn't the guy they were looking for so they ended up releasing him without charges.

However, outside of this specific case I don't know of any where they snatched someone like they did that guy and then later released them with no charges.

That doesn't mean it hasn't happened, I just have not read of another case.

The specifics on any of these are pretty thin from what I have seen so far. But that just might not be public info due to being Federal for all I know.

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PeaceThroughStrength 6 points ago +7 / -1

Commies are being released when arrested by state officers.

Commies are put through the ringer when arrested by federal officers.

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L1bertyandjustice -12 points ago +7 / -19

Great. And when they take away the second amendment, they’ll label you a violent threat. Do not trust the federal government under any means. Trump will not always be in charge.

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mathman 19 points ago +20 / -1

They already did that without any precedent. Ever heard of Janet Reno? Eric Holder? Barry Soweto?

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lerm4comptroller 9 points ago +11 / -2

WTF is it with all these noobs concern trolling?

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LatitudeofMind 1 point ago +2 / -1

They’ll do it anyway lmao

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MAGA_4EVER 13 points ago +14 / -1

That's a bad argument.

The commies don't need a reason to take our guns or act unlawfully. They're going to do it anyway.

At least we have the option of fighting back right now.

I don't subscribe to the roll over and die philosophy. If criminals are destroying a city, they need to face justice.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 13 points ago +14 / -1

Democrats don't give a shit about precedent or anything else other than power and control. If you don't already understand what they have planned for us if they ever get power again, I don't know what to tell you.

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freebirdie 12 points ago +14 / -2

That's why we don't stop until the smoking embers of the democrat party have been cast to the 4 winds.

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Amaroq64 14 points ago +15 / -1

Not only what the other commenters said, but the commies are now actually trying to gaslight us for not standing up for them against government tyranny.

So if we're protesting for our lives back, we can just get fucked, but when they burn our cities and then get picked up for it, we're supposed to come out with our guns and protect them? Lolol

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julianReyes 2 points ago +3 / -1

Spoiled women.

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DaLaohu 5 points ago +7 / -2

The term is "lolbertarian." He's still stuck in 2008-2012.

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lanre 2 points ago +4 / -2

Rand Paul reminds me a lot of John Roberts. When we need him most he's against us.

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thelastlast 5 points ago +6 / -1

Vantifa

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EpicPede 9 points ago +10 / -1

Hell yes

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +7 / -1

Moar of this.

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. For now - LOCK THEM UP...

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Siteless_Vagrant 174 points ago +177 / -3

Is his name ACTUALLY Chad Wolf? WTF is this fucking timeline??

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Formerlurker92 82 points ago +84 / -2

Just wait it gets better. I here there ars a few more positions being filled

Chad Thundercock, acting secretary of sexual health

Chad Powerfist, acting secretary of defense

Chad Masters, acting secretary of space force

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Houdini 46 points ago +47 / -1

I thought space force's secretary will be name Chad Vader.

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DaLaohu 4 points ago +5 / -1

It was fun while it lasted.

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stjdalen 11 points ago +12 / -1

Correction: Edwin E "Buzz" Aldrin, acting secretary of Space Force

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ReligionOfPoop 8 points ago +10 / -2

Chad Powerfist, acting secretary of defense

powerfist

defense

Go on.

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PeaceThroughStrength 3 points ago +4 / -1

Rogal Dorn approves this message.

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Formerlurker92 0 points ago +2 / -2

Don't think too hard, it's a joke

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Perhelion 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lmaoooooo I love 2020

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Captain-D 16 points ago +17 / -1

I went to high school with a guy named Chad Wolf!

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stjdalen 4 points ago +5 / -1

No way? HAHAHA

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Captain-D 5 points ago +6 / -1

I really did, haha.

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ModernKnight 2 points ago +3 / -1

Can confirm, this badass does have the name of Chad Wolf. https://www.dhs.gov/taxonomy/term/9103/all/feed

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Formerlurker92 95 points ago +101 / -6

They are only being arrested, not Pinochet'd, so theres still room for improvement

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HillaryHasNoDick 41 points ago +49 / -8

All communist filth should die with a rope around their necks or a bullet in their head

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Tx50bmg 36 points ago +39 / -3

Pinochet’s solution required neither and worked just fine. 😉

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PepeHelicopterTours 10 points ago +11 / -1

Gravity does the work for you and some lucky sharks get a fresh meal.

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Basedcanadian 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yay for sharks! 🦈

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Tx50bmg 2 points ago +4 / -2

Perfect username. 👌

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PegasoSeiya 2 points ago +2 / -0

plus gas prices are low, and some of the fresh pilots need to do their hours.

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rebelde_sin_causa 6 points ago +7 / -1

Pinochet was a man who knew how to deal with communists

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 3 points ago +4 / -1

SIR! Do you have any idea how much JP8 costs!? Bullets are much more efficient.

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Tx50bmg 4 points ago +6 / -2

I’d be willing to pay a tax increase to directly support it. 😉

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +2 / -1

"We were trying to fly you out of country, but we don't have the fuel for it, so you have to exit here. Yes, at 6500 feet. You mean you didn't bring your own parachute? Well, good luck."

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PegasoSeiya 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are 9 parachutes, but since there but 10 of you and we like communism, you all get 0 because now you are all equal. all 9 stay with the government since its the people property anyways, and im sure maybe one of the people we like will need it.

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Formerlurker92 14 points ago +15 / -1

I'm cool with a helicopter ride

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MixedBlacknWhite 11 points ago +12 / -1

THERE WAS A NOOSE IN MY GARAGE!

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NotRealDemSocialism 9 points ago +10 / -1

I have no problem with Communists doing their collectivist commune stuff all among themselves... but when they decide that everyone else must also... well, that's when the helicopters get fueled

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NotRealDemSocialism 2 points ago +2 / -0

I ask every socialist why they don't all collectively pool their income NOW, use it to collectively bargain for the best healthcare coverage for all, then redistributed the left overs back in what ever progressive way they like.

It's always the same. It's not 'fair' because the rich would still exist and wouldn't be contributing.

They don't care about the poor, they're angry at those more successful than them. They won't rest until everyone is as poor and miserable as them. They can't stand other people being happier than them.

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PegasoSeiya 2 points ago +2 / -0

someones got to work

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lanre 2 points ago +3 / -1

"But then there would be no productive members of society to steal from."

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thaifoodrules 3 points ago +4 / -1

¿Por qué no los dos?

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irspow 14 points ago +16 / -2

Franco was far more efficient than Pinochet in offing communists. 😀

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PegasoSeiya 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chilean pede here. Pinochet was actually very humanitarian and respected human rights of those who he wasn't absolutely 100 percent sure were commies. Fujimori on the other hand made sure commies, probable commies, and those who helped commies were all taken care of. He brought back the leader of the commies in a cage and in a black and white striped suit and marched him through the streets in the cage. Its really a shame how they have treated Fujimori these days

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justforthissubred 2 points ago +3 / -1

Apparently this guy ^ hasn't been to r/politicshitfest. Because they believe they are.

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Wrexxis780 84 points ago +85 / -1

Stop! I can only get so erect!

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Apersonofinterest 4 points ago +5 / -1

Face Out.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 59 points ago +61 / -2

These fucking lefty morons don't understand that these van rides by the feds are the least painful way that their domestic terrorism ends.

If this action by the feds is unsuccessful, then fed up free people will clean it up themselves .. and the lefties will really dislike our methods.

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Tx50bmg 20 points ago +22 / -2

When you have morons infantilizing police with shit like “use your words,” I’m gonna have to go with no.

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Magaman_2 9 points ago +10 / -1

Least painful? I hear a well shot deer won't even hear the gun go off.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +5 / -3

But this is BLM/antifa, so what's the reward for us if it's just like dear hunting?

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border_humper 41 points ago +42 / -1

Chad Wolf is the hottest, most based of wolves.

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InfiniteWin 26 points ago +27 / -1

What a Chad!

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BIDENSACPADDICT 24 points ago +25 / -1

Get in the unmarked minivan, commie!

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james43552352345 21 points ago +22 / -1

Promise made. Promise kept.

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TenScoops 7 points ago +8 / -1

Chads making Chads. Chads making more Chads.

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2Fangz 17 points ago +19 / -2

Big meme potential:

Three Chad Wolf headshots under the Department of Homeland Security logo ala three wolf moon.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/Three_Wolf_Moon.jpg

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Throwaway_Test 7 points ago +8 / -1

Not the three wolf moon craze again!

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CapnKek 8 points ago +9 / -1

If not now, when?

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RyanT282 3 points ago +4 / -1

Again. It has to be done. Only for special occasions such as this, though.

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fallhollow 5 points ago +6 / -1

Oh man if I didn't suck so badly at photoshop-type things I would make the hell out of this

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NonyaDB 17 points ago +18 / -1

"Chad Wolf"

I love this damn timeline so fucking much right now.

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SoldierofKek 17 points ago +18 / -1

His name is really Chad Wolf? That's the most awesome name ever. The Chad wolf vs the virgin Antifag.

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Areyoukidding15 15 points ago +16 / -1

This cannot be real...

Meme magic is the truth!

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realPhantomFuck 14 points ago +15 / -1

Gets me all tingly

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +2 / -1

I feel a tingle running up my leg!

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TenScoops 14 points ago +15 / -1

Chad.

Fucking.

WOLF.

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CQVFEFE 12 points ago +13 / -1

Left-wing nutjobs: viciously attack any marked police car, occupied or not; bash, smash, overturn and burn while clumsily dancing and hooting like the bone-crushing, mindlessly violent apes going berserk at the start of 2001: A Space Odyssey

Also left-wing nutjobs: They're taking people away in unmarked vans!

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MAGACAP 12 points ago +13 / -1

What a Chad!

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TenScoops 7 points ago +8 / -1

Chad Wolf in : Airwof the Reboot

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MixedBlacknWhite 10 points ago +11 / -1

Chad's middle name? Also Chad.

I hear tell that one time when a lady asked to speak to the manager, they brought out Chad Wolf who asked what was wrong, and she replied "ahh, well.. your people are doing a fine job, sir"

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Alphabet_boi 9 points ago +10 / -1

Crush the cucks!

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GodsHonestTruth 9 points ago +10 / -1

The level of restraint these people have is amazing. I wouldn't be underhand tossing gas at them. I'd be fastball aiming for their heads if I were them.

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LadyOfLorien 3 points ago +4 / -1

Boom, nutshot!

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Pedeville 8 points ago +9 / -1

Chad Wolf

More Chad name dont exist

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CaptainChrisPBacon 8 points ago +9 / -1

After months of un checked rioting killing police officers...killing regular American citizens. Burning Police Departments stores and businesses. Taking over part of a American city. The left is now furious that The police are now taking action.Defend against all enemies foreign and domestic.

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victory2024 7 points ago +9 / -2

The logical conclusion to the Virgin v Chad meme.

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RocketSurgeon22 6 points ago +9 / -3

We need more Chad's to defeat the violent Marxists.

If you spent money today with any of the 219 corporations paying for this movement, you should also be in a van.

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EpicPede 3 points ago +5 / -2

amen

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PaigeAshley 6 points ago +7 / -1

Look at all those good looking, tough, Patriotic guys!!

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CapnKek 5 points ago +6 / -1

Finally a hanging Chad I can get behind.

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HillaryHasNoDick 5 points ago +6 / -1

I wonder if they have any job openings yet for ditch digging so we can throw this trash away when we are done with it

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300BLK 5 points ago +6 / -1

STICKIE THIS MODS!!

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OkieRedPiller 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hanging Chads

(Showing pic of traitors hanging with Chad smiling)

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Crusty_Pede 4 points ago +5 / -1

Good gracious, this timeline

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d3plor4ble 4 points ago +6 / -2

CHAD WOLF you sonofabitch. It's DOCTOR CHAD WOLF YOU WORTHLESS SPINELESS SLIMEDOGS

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SweetBeef 3 points ago +4 / -1

DHS: We'll pick you up 😉👍

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BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +4 / -1

The memes all came true! Literally General Chad ordering the Sons Of Liberty into commies shitholes to flush out the rats.

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IndyTrumper 3 points ago +4 / -1

In a van, down by the river ------------------->

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YaBoiJacob 3 points ago +4 / -1

Man I wish civvies could help our boys out, I'd drive there from SD just for the opportunity to van a commie

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barwhack 3 points ago +4 / -1

Alpha Chad. Vanning the plant-food of tomorrow.

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ailurus 2 points ago +3 / -1

Well, what else should be done to Bolsheviks? Vanning is the nicer end of things.

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +3 / -1

Chad Wolf is a pretty Chad Wolf name TBH

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Julius_Severus 2 points ago +3 / -1

I’m just mad it took them this long to start doing it

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1080pleb 2 points ago +3 / -1

"CHAD WOLF"

What a legendary name.