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Formerlurker92 82 points ago +84 / -2

Just wait it gets better. I here there ars a few more positions being filled

Chad Thundercock, acting secretary of sexual health

Chad Powerfist, acting secretary of defense

Chad Masters, acting secretary of space force

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Houdini 46 points ago +47 / -1

I thought space force's secretary will be name Chad Vader.

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DaLaohu 4 points ago +5 / -1

It was fun while it lasted.

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stjdalen 11 points ago +12 / -1

Correction: Edwin E "Buzz" Aldrin, acting secretary of Space Force

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ReligionOfPoop 8 points ago +10 / -2

Chad Powerfist, acting secretary of defense

powerfist

defense

Go on.

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PeaceThroughStrength 3 points ago +4 / -1

Rogal Dorn approves this message.

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Formerlurker92 0 points ago +2 / -2

Don't think too hard, it's a joke

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Perhelion 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lmaoooooo I love 2020