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Tx50bmg 36 points ago +39 / -3

Pinochet’s solution required neither and worked just fine. 😉

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PepeHelicopterTours 10 points ago +11 / -1

Gravity does the work for you and some lucky sharks get a fresh meal.

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Basedcanadian 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yay for sharks! 🦈

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Tx50bmg 2 points ago +4 / -2

Perfect username. 👌

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PegasoSeiya 2 points ago +2 / -0

plus gas prices are low, and some of the fresh pilots need to do their hours.

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rebelde_sin_causa 6 points ago +7 / -1

Pinochet was a man who knew how to deal with communists

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 3 points ago +4 / -1

SIR! Do you have any idea how much JP8 costs!? Bullets are much more efficient.

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Tx50bmg 4 points ago +6 / -2

I’d be willing to pay a tax increase to directly support it. 😉

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +2 / -1

"We were trying to fly you out of country, but we don't have the fuel for it, so you have to exit here. Yes, at 6500 feet. You mean you didn't bring your own parachute? Well, good luck."

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PegasoSeiya 2 points ago +2 / -0

There are 9 parachutes, but since there but 10 of you and we like communism, you all get 0 because now you are all equal. all 9 stay with the government since its the people property anyways, and im sure maybe one of the people we like will need it.