I think you can specify delivery instructions for most private carriers like fedex, so here's what you do:
1: login into FedEx (or UPS/DHS) and set delivery instructions as follows
'Please ring bell (or knock), when prompted for password, the delivery carrier should repeat the phrase "Trump 2020" or "Epstein didn't kill himself" (or some other password that commies would find unpalatable)'
2: if the delivery carrier responds with the phrase open the door and receive the package. If INSTEAD they instead play dumb or become violent ask them to leave the package on the step and vacate the area. if they do not leave or insist on signature or something, shoot through the door until dead or out of range.
3: ???????
4: Enjoy your shipment of GOYA products or OFFICIAL TRUMP GEAR or FREEDOM SEEDS you ordered.
My wife and I were just discussing this. I'm expecting a package today. If he rings my doorbell I may have to pack heat when I answer. "JUST PUT THE PACKAGE DOWN AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY!!!"
Thank him for delivering your package promptly. You don't have information that could send the Clintons to jail. You are safe.
we think alike!
Great minds.
I think you can specify delivery instructions for most private carriers like fedex, so here's what you do:
1: login into FedEx (or UPS/DHS) and set delivery instructions as follows
'Please ring bell (or knock), when prompted for password, the delivery carrier should repeat the phrase "Trump 2020" or "Epstein didn't kill himself" (or some other password that commies would find unpalatable)'
2: if the delivery carrier responds with the phrase open the door and receive the package. If INSTEAD they instead play dumb or become violent ask them to leave the package on the step and vacate the area. if they do not leave or insist on signature or something, shoot through the door until dead or out of range.
3: ???????
4: Enjoy your shipment of GOYA products or OFFICIAL TRUMP GEAR or FREEDOM SEEDS you ordered.
FedEx guy hears: (muffled) "Just leave it at the door" (distinctive gun cocking sound)
My wife and I were just discussing this. I'm expecting a package today. If he rings my doorbell I may have to pack heat when I answer. "JUST PUT THE PACKAGE DOWN AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY!!!"
It's a trap!
Personally I would greet him and say thank you because I don't have any information that can lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.